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    doing a naked jump or getting pied is an american thing. hereabout 100-jump wonders get a spanking from all the others having more jumps The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    sifting through these pages it is really awkward/sad/disturbing that at least 4 contributors have passed away in skydiving accidents The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    not everbody is priviledged enough to live in a place that alows 12 months of jumping. others are limited by income. not everybody bothers to make a D, especially if one does not live in the us of a. furthermore a uspa-license is of no real value here. if you get 500 jumps a year - hey good for you and congrats for not being a tourist
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    one of my buddies used to tell proud a-license holders the following: yesterday you were a fairly good student. today you are the steam of the shit of a true skydiver so a "true skydiver" is somebody who'll stay longer than just two or three years and - most important - is able to pack his own gear in reasonable time all others are just tourists The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    until now i was thinking it was this blind 16 yo girl from last year - but just last weekend i had this bloke who, upon shoving this inflexible 195 pound dude our of the door of the 206, let go a fart that made me think he had just crapped in his pants (where's the puke-icon when you need it) which would have been a first The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    physics rock - happy b-day!
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    that made my day The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    i guess this world has already its share of all to obvious warning labels The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    jumping will make you deaf anyway - so the best way is to speed up the process and wear an ipod or a walkman or whatever floats your boat, turn the volume to the max and laugh at the pussies that want to spoil your fun
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    i have no preferences as long as i get a good laugh out of it The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    No alti? seems your were playing pax for a sigma/vector tm. no handles for you as a passenger? definitly sigma/vector that is what i really like about strong tandems: as a pax you get the drogue release and if you play pax for a TI in training you also have your own handles for cutaway and reserve (and you get trained on how and when to use them) with that as a background: tandemrides in the front are fun
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    simple as pie: post less jump more The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    guess it's: whatever floats your boat?
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    better than your mint-flavoured absurdities in beef The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    the english haute cuisine cookbook a comprehensive study of german humor italian hero tales The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    are you talking about shrub? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    BWAHAHAHAHAHA! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    kraftwerk - cause they inspired the whole detroit-techno movement before it became mainstream plus bronski beat & communards - gay falsetto-synthie-pop at it's best The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    saggy scrotum The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    same place as vectors? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    scuba-dive with sperm whales The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    curious: why don't you like the placement of the secondary release? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    could i as a non-believer still say "amen" to that?
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    as you are not green there is no way of banning others as for clueless bill - @ kelpdiver: are you serious or is it me who doesn't get a joke? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666
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    so what's up, peeps? it can't be that all i get is some halfassed, lame responses & jokes. remember: this is speakers corner, i want to be entertained by the usual heated debates over infintesimal differences my socialist 0,2 euro-cents The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666