muff528

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  1. muff528

    Big Snip

    I almost didn't click on this thread because of the title.
  2. muff528

    Big Snip

    Absolutely amazing video feed! A lot will be learned from this accident.
  3. That's because you're a guy . Me, I think this one is pretty good Wendy P. Too many appendages.
  4. I wonder why they had to stop at the Ikea store?
  5. Well......it does sort of grow on you!
  6. This is a sculpture that was placed in my town in 2004, just before we were struck by 4 hurricanes later that year. Cost in the low 6-figure range. trainwreck We call it a hurricane magnet around here.
  7. I wonder what it was supposed to be before she decided to call it a spider?
  8. I never did get that.
  9. RIP http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWhgLjim6Rc
  10. Yeah....but, if they're old enough for the gift bag they're old enough for the gift card or cash. ..just slip it in the bday card and you're done.
  11. ...if you can't start properly packaging your products in nice, rectangular-shaped boxes so I can properly wrap them with that crappy-ass wrapping paper without tearing it to shreds you will lose a customer. ...and I have a lot of nieces and nephews with more on the way. That's a lot of birthdays! (Can you say "Gift Card"?)
  12. Congratulations, you are the first.. I beg your pardon! I do believe I was first in this thread. Post #11. I just didn't lay out all the details like turtle did.
  13. We ride on horse's backs, hence creationism is a valid theory. Banannas are shaped like a hand while in a bunch, when opened they are easy to eat for humans. God made fruit the shape they are. It makes sense that a religious person like the author rants about phallus-shaped fruit; it explain s Catholicism All those tests on dinosaurs.... those tests called carbon dating for shorter spans: carbon 1/2 life ~ 5500 years as I recall or radioisotope dating.....but.....those tests; this guy really has his shit together. Hair gel and hair spray at the same time..... I want my 5 minutes back. Monkeys were created due to God thinking they were funny; God also coined teh term, "Barrel of monkeys" quite obviously. And blacks are here for insurance claims. If this is not satire, which he seems serious, this is a great argument for drug prohibition. I can't believe he didn't mention the thermos! ....the most amazing invention of all time! You put something cold in it and it stays cold.....but if you put something hot in it the stuff stays hot! How does it know?!? It must be divinely inspired!
  14. I guess the chains are so they can take each other for walks. Maybe each day they have a "designated pooper scooper-er".
  15. Here's another.....real or ps.
  16. Degrees Rankine is °R Real scientists use K. This scale is the most scientifical: Cold as hell Really fucking cold Cold as a witch's tit Colder than a well digger's ass Ice cold Cold Too cool for school Cool Real nice Warm Hot Piping hot Sweating like a whore in church Hot enough to fry an egg Too hot to handle Hotter'n a two-dollar pistol Hotter than two rats screwin in a whool sock Hotter than a June bride in a feather bed Hot as hell Yeah! I know I skipped some of the graduations.
  17. Get an outboard motor primer bulb and some fuel line. Stick one end into the tank. Squeeze the bulb...hold your thumb over the end of the hose.... release the bulb....remove thumb.....squeeze the bulb......repeat until fuel is flowing. Obviously the end of the hose should be below the level of the tank, but it doesn't have to be if you want to keep pumping. Another check valve can be used if you don't want to use your thumb. (one is already built into the primer bulb assembly)
  18. muff528

    Sunday yuck

    That bird just hasn't tried it dogwood-style yet.
  19. Yeah, that's true if you want to get picky!
  20. Also, the actual speed for Mach 1 decreases by over 100 mph from 761.2 at MSL up to about 40000 ft, remains static up to 65000, and then increases to 675.6 mph from 65000 ft to 100k. Reduced drag at higher altitudes + less actual speed needed to achieve Mach 1 = looks possible. interesting charts here-no math needed
  21. Nope! Still not buying that one. The B-ball exhibits non-ballistic motion at 0:56. It looks like it bounces off of air. It may have been shot at 2 camera angles but......meh!
  22. Very loosely.....More like the smallest portion.
  23. Probably a Sabre 1. After 300 of those opening shocks, you wouldn't remember a lot of things, too. Nah! .....just need to learn how to pack 'em right.
  24. Really?!, ....how many jumpers can't remember the brand of a canopy they jumped 300 times?
  25. ...Not sayin' it didn't happen but the video reminds me of the UFO vids...not quite all there and room for interpretation. Anybody from Aggieland that might know the scoop?