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Wait....she's supposed to get off too? I thought that was just a nasty rumor I kept hearing... The female orgasm is just a myth like a balanced budget or Bigfoot. So that is the same type of myth as with the size of a guys peterbuilt doesn't matter..... so uncalled for www.FourWheelerHB.com

Half Baked www.FourWheelerHB.com

I've told this story once here before but hell might as well tell it again. Ok so lady #1, who I hit on over the phone at work and never met, calls me up one Friday night and tells me to meet her at a bar with all her friends since it was her birthday. Me being me I accept. So we're all hanging out, dancing, and having a great time when suddenly I find myself all alone just me and my beer. Across the table from me is some guy I don't know looking pathetic sitting all by himself with his beer and I realize I'm looking in a mirror. A quick glance around the bar and I see lady#1 flirting with some other guy. Body language says everything. What does a guy do in this situation? I honestly have no idea but I did notice this extremely hot red headed cougar (lady #2)sitting at the bar all by herself. As it happens I needed another beer so I saw this as an opportunity to make my approach. I approach lady #1 and strike up a conversation. Before we know it we hit it off and it's like we have the entire bar to ourselves. Within 10 minutes of the beginning of our conversation I come clean about why I as at the bar. "You're on a date and you're hitting on me?" I have no idea how I explained it but in the end she didn't care. Anyhow after talking the night away with many breaks in the conversation to smooch we end up outside waiting for a cab for her when the bar closed. That's when lady #1 walks out of the bar as we're standing there and b-lines for her car. I am completely relieved as I'm thinking I just dodged the drama bullet. Nope. She turns around and looks right at me which and loudly says, "bye!" Was that good enough? No. She comes over to us, rubs my shoulder and tells me she's going to give me a call. As lady #1 walks away lady #2 says to me,"I think she just tried to cock block you." "Did it work," I ask. "Nope" www.FourWheelerHB.com

I had an unusual beginning but it didn't work out in the end. But damn that was a hot two months. www.FourWheelerHB.com

I take it you haven't met my last wife. Well I did say many rather than all. And no it's not likely I have met your last wife. Want to introduce us? www.FourWheelerHB.com

Washington is a free state with shall issue concealed carry permits and no worthless laws which serve only to comfort bed-wetting city dwellers. Of course you don't have to register your guns. If it weren't for the weather... www.FourWheelerHB.com

Agreed! Also men are the ones with the pressure to be good in the sack while many women feel it's ok just to be present and accounted for. www.FourWheelerHB.com

that would make sense for them to do because they would probably think it was funny but also them being disgusted by a cake baked by a jew would also make sense. www.FourWheelerHB.com

A good example is the CA law - a few years old now - making it a violation to drive in the rain without headlights. There's an obvious safety reason, but still numerous cars in my rear view that are nearly invisible because they're not complying with common sense. Each new, unenforced, common sense law lowers, imo, any interest in complying with future laws. Wow I wasn't aware of that law. but I'm all for a total ban on cell phones while driving. Its completely selfish to think one's cell phone conversation is more important than the safety of other around them. Do we hate ourselves that much that we can't be alone with ourselves during a short drive? www.FourWheelerHB.com

I actually agree with your opinion on Israel's usage of the WP rounds. There is probably a number of reason they are using those specific rounds and I'm sure smoke is one of them. However there is also the result of the damaged caused which has a terrorizing affect on it's intended target as well as potential for taking out any equipment. We are kidding ourselves if we think the WP rounds are only intended to blind the target with smoke IMO. That being said...there are far more destructive civilian casualty causing methods in Israel's repertoire and perhaps they think WP is the method that will cause the least. www.FourWheelerHB.com

So in California, a woman can't marry another woman, but she can marry your sister company? Blues, Dave LOL Thought I'd share the lovely photo! g Is it just me or does she have man hands? Are you sure Steve wasn't hiding behind you? www.FourWheelerHB.com

Rush, Rush, Rush. No point in trying to hide it anymore. Everyone knows all of us that are not fond of Obama get our information from Hannity. www.FourWheelerHB.com

That a scent I'd prefer to create on my own with the help of a partner. Female of course. www.FourWheelerHB.com

Thus my caveats. There are a lot of things to ding Wal-Mart on, but their reaction to this situation is probably not one of them. Don't you use those 50 cent words with me young lady. www.FourWheelerHB.com

I think you are reading too much into it.

After watching a few videos, it wouldn't be an art I'd be interested in practicing. But then again I am very biased since I practice mixed martial arts. More specifically a healthy mix of polynesian kenpo, jujitsu, and muy thai. www.FourWheelerHB.com

Me too www.FourWheelerHB.com

touching www.FourWheelerHB.com

I voted Libertarian. Did you? www.FourWheelerHB.com

If the new seats are red then I had the old troop seats. Other than that I don't know since I got out in 97. What's the difference? I just wish we had different seat belts because nothing I did would make it easy for the grunts to figure out and the damned pilots would be bitching at me because they're anxious to get off the deck but wouldn't take off until the grunts were all seatbelted in. Eventually I learned to tell them we were ready so they'd take off and shutup and I could get everyone seatbelted without them chirping in my ear.....fucking pilots. www.FourWheelerHB.com

lol I saw wall of text so scrolled and saw your post. Then scrolled back up and saw the cliff notes. Yus! www.FourWheelerHB.com

A number of things clued me in but it really helps I used to crew 53's and I knew you didn't work on 53's from your avatar since there is no visible oil or hydraulic fluid. www.FourWheelerHB.com

YEah they tried that for a while while I was in. We were assigned one weapon and were responsible for keeping it clean. I remember when weapon cleaning day would roll around, my friends would give me shit because it was so much easier to clean a M9 than a M16. I'd just say," Hey. When you get a pair of wings you too can have a pistol." Anyhow the program only lasted through 2 or 3 cleanings (once a month) before the base commander said screw it. www.FourWheelerHB.com

Didn't the husband catch them in the act and then the deceased tried to drive off with the husband's wife still in the truck? At least that's how I remember it when it first happened. www.FourWheelerHB.com

Nice rifle! Wish I could have taken my M16A2 home with me. Or even my M9. Damn it I should have joined the Swiss army. www.FourWheelerHB.com