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.93 WL on a 150 with 31 jumps, sounds ok to me. Bravo on alt awareness and nothing to add that has not already been said. Good job! Mykel AFF-I10 Skydiving Priorities: 1) Open Canopy. 2) Land Safely. 3) Don’t hurt anyone. 4) Repeat…

Bad experience? Doesn’t sound like a bad experience to me at all; you didn’t panic and landed safely when the chips were down which sounds like a good experience. Congrats. Mykel AFF-I10 Skydiving Priorities: 1) Open Canopy. 2) Land Safely. 3) Don’t hurt anyone. 4) Repeat…

Is this post for real? Jeez...

Where I come from, students dont buy beer. When I got my A qualifications I brought a Keg, it was much cheaper that way and I drank my share of it anyway. The nicest tips I have ever gotten that stand out in my memory more than anything were nice thank you letters. It touched me more on a personal level, it was very nice of them to take the time. Mykel AFF-I10 Skydiving Priorities: 1) Open Canopy. 2) Land Safely. 3) Don’t hurt anyone. 4) Repeat…

Im the middle of Good and Bad?

But it could act as a projectile to persons sitting right next to the individual with the helmet on their lap fastened to the chest strap or injure the person themself - Many camera guys fasten to their chest strap - personally I wear mine... Mykel AFF-I10 Skydiving Priorities: 1) Open Canopy. 2) Land Safely. 3) Don’t hurt anyone. 4) Repeat…

Careful some of the feminists might get mad that you started each of them with the masculine form Good point, corrections made, sorry ladies...

How about the near death situations? For some reason, I love those times when something doesn’t go as planned and death is nearly avoided - without any serious injury. For some reason, I like that rush… Second place for me is first release dives with solo freefall students when anything can happen… Mykel AFF-I10 Skydiving Priorities: 1) Open Canopy. 2) Land Safely. 3) Don’t hurt anyone. 4) Repeat…

Maybe your doctor can prescribe it for medicinal uses. If she/he asks you why you need it tell her/him it is for emotional purposes, then if she/he tells you that she/he cannot do that ask her/him if she/he will refer you to a doctor that will. If that fails, there have been some good ideas as to where to look in previous postings... Man, it is tough writing all the she/he stuff, just trying to remain politically correct!

Try tipping the DZ staff with sex R.I.P. Whenever I go to another DZ I always walk in manifest with a 12 pcak of green bottles for the manifest staff and verbaly thank them for doing the toughest job on the DZ. Strangely enough, get on any load I want and am treated like a VIP. A little appreciation goes a long way... But they still woulden't have sex with me!

This is in my opinion the best statement and advice given so far.

I always tip my healthcare professionals with a thank you card, not cash. I have some friends that are MD's and asked for advice on how to show my appreciation and was told that the best show of appreciation to healthcare professionals is a sincere thank you card, so that is what I do. If I were to tip my doctor for the last surgery, 10% would be over $5,000 so he and his staff got a very sincere show of appreciation that was not monetary. Alternatively, the last time the AC man had to come fix our AC I made certain that he had plenty of beverages and lunch even though he makes a hell of a lot more than I do annually, and if I received a house call from my doctor I would do the same. I even tip my wife and family everyday by telling them how much I love and appreciate them in my life. My rigger gets tipped very well anytime I have to use my reserve. The packers make the best money on the DZ (outside the DZO, that is if money is not being lost), I know packers that make quite a bit of cash annually but they have to work really hard for it, and I still tip them whenever I have to use them and if I get a tip after shooting a tandem video I always split it with the TI. To me it is just the right thing to do. Mykel AFF-I10 Skydiving Priorities: 1) Open Canopy. 2) Land Safely. 3) Don’t hurt anyone. 4) Repeat…

A lot of different viewpoints. Personally, I always tip anytime a service is provided that’s personal in nature – Waitpersons, Sushi Chef, Valet Parker, Massage Therapist etcetera... I once read an interesting viewpoint on skydiving in one of these forums that went something like: When we jump from an airplane we are effectively committing suicide and it is up to the jumper to save their life. Another words, a skydiving instructor is risking all to train students, and after seeing several years of action jumping with students, it can sometimes be a little, ummmm, exciting. Skydive instruction is a very personalized service in the sense that a good instructor will adapt his or her instructional method to better suit the learning of the student and will go the extra mile to ensure that the student they are working receives the very best service and will ground train for longer durations when it is deemed necessary. I have seen instructors that go the extra mile and some that are mediocre and do not care about or do not have the ability to teach thoroughly and effectively. Just my opinion - if you can afford it, tip your instructors something, and take into consideration the quality of service they provide you. Whenever I receive a tip from a student is means a lot to me in the sense that full time instructors who make skydive instruction their sole vocation, they don’t make large annual salaries and it makes me feel appreciated for a job well done. That being said, I provide the very best service to students who do and do not tip, but it certainly feels good when they do. It is a show of appreciation and might mean that my wife and I can eat a better meal than taco bell that evening. Tipping you instructor is greatly appreciated for excellent service. Mykel AFF-I10 Skydiving Priorities: 1) Open Canopy. 2) Land Safely. 3) Don’t hurt anyone. 4) Repeat…

Got milk?

No, you are not gay, but you might be a homosexual...

Me too... Mykel AFF-I10 Skydiving Priorities: 1) Open Canopy. 2) Land Safely. 3) Don’t hurt anyone. 4) Repeat…

Footnote, one skydiver had mucho experience and the other was a newbie - goes to show that anyone can loose alt awareness irregardless of experience. Unless you have a specific reason as illustrated in the SIM to not use an RSL type device, ummmm, it is reccomended... Mykel AFF-I10 Skydiving Priorities: 1) Open Canopy. 2) Land Safely. 3) Don’t hurt anyone. 4) Repeat…

Agree with Ron 100% about #1 listen to your instructors. Do not overlook altitude awareness. Anytime you are dealing with a partial malfunction that you are going to attempt to fix step #1 is to check your altitude and make your decisions based on your altitude - remember your hard deck... and oh yeah, listen to your instructors. Mykel AFF-I10 Skydiving Priorities: 1) Open Canopy. 2) Land Safely. 3) Don’t hurt anyone. 4) Repeat…

Any one that will get us to altitude.

Perhaps because they were all made so long ago? All the problems occoured less than one year out of the box.

My current camcorder is a 109 and many friends have them and they ALL have had problems. Mine is less used but is starting to have problems rewinding. I wouldent reccomend the 109. Mykel AFF-I10 Skydiving Priorities: 1) Open Canopy. 2) Land Safely. 3) Don’t hurt anyone. 4) Repeat…

Makes the whole Mr. Bill stunt sound even more unappealing.

Man charged in dildo assault A 37-year-old man remained in police custody Tuesday, charged with a violent assault against his former girlfriend. He has testified that his only weapon was a dildo. The 28-year-old victim remained in the hospital after suffering a concussion, two broken fingers and several cuts. According to local newspaper Firda, she told police she feared for her life during the assault. The defendant appeared in the Fjordane court in the scenic western town of Nordfjordeid on Monday. He told said he was sorry for his actions, and attempted to downplay the assault. "It lasted 10 to 15 minutes, max," he told the court. "I didn't hit her with anything other than a dildo." He also suggested the woman may have had bruises from before the assault. "She doesn't tolerate much because of anorexia," he said, adding that he was sorry "for what happened" and demanding he be released. He was instead ordered held for another four weeks. http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1310753.ece