txblondie

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  1. No, not grouping ALL men in this category, but the ones who need to be trained...it's appropriate for anyone who would need to dial it! I have a great guy right now who is NOT by any means a dog. However, I've found several in the past who should be wearing a collar and tied to the nearest tree! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  2. Thanks! I've got a copy of it hanging on my wall at work; reminds me of how good life can be and cheers me up when I'm down! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  3. Can I get that number... 1-888-MEN-R-DOGS ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  4. I just HAVE to say this because they are so commonly linked together. Multiple personalities is NOT a symptom of schizophrenia or other schizo-affective disorder. They are completely unrelated disorders. That's true; see below: HELLO, AND WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE. If you are obsessive-impulsive, please press "1" repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press "2". If you have MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES, please press "3", "4", "5", and "6". If you are schizophrenic, please listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Please stay on the line until we can trace your call. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press; no one will answer. (Not a knock against anyone; this was actually taken from a high school newsletter) ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  5. Bad attitude; clean it up. Or if it's really that bad, go to obedience school... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  6. Air Supply - [cheesy 80's music]I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you...[cheesy 80's music]" Thanks to this thread, and particularly this post, I am now sitting at my desk singing Air Supply with several people looking at me like I've lost my mind... If they only knew... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  7. that must suck for you come out to Skydive Dallas and drink beer with us big party weekend Labor Day Luau Party lots of people there ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  8. i don't think so, no this would not make a man gay since it was a "girl" ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  9. i''m just kidding, girl but apologies are fun making up is too ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  10. call him and complain keep post whoring while you talk tear into him girl ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  11. everyone should be skydivers like you and me keep trying my friend ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  12. dirty minded girl gay men take it in the ass see sodomy thread ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  13. dirty little man shrinks are usually old and gray wrinkled, sagging, too only in movies do they appear young and hot attractive to you ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  14. lots of mischief here what is it you'd like to do don't know if we'll jump depends on weather call me if you're really bored or you can drunk dial! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  15. therapy won't help he'll want to sleep with the shrink dirty thoughts of her ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  16. wow you are so nice I write all sort of these poems since I was little haikus always fun got addicted here online cannot seem to quit ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  17. it will be close race you have done well to keep up typing fast haikus ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  18. No money to fly Student jumping costs too much For me to travel ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  19. Actually, personality has a big effect on how you view someone. There are a lot of guys out there I would consider hot if they didn't have a bad attitude. And I don't think she's fat, but she's gained a few too MANY pounds for her body type, and besides, I still don't think she pretty. She was a cute little girl. Now, she's a ho! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  20. how tall is lizzy I get teased about my height she must get teased too! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  21. hope it doesn't rain so that I can skydive too tougher student rules... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  22. i'm posting on both haiku threads because it's fun I am not partial ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  23. wrong about one thing I am not the least bit tall I am five-foot-three ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  24. I write haiku fast I can rival him easy If I didn't work ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
  25. It's the third option down. That's not a no, per say. That's someone trying to say that I'm stupid because I think Britney's disgusting. She's put on weight, and I used to think she was cute, but I never thought she was all that. Kind of a bitch! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!