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I'm not sure; I've ridden, petted and fed an elephant. Does that count? LOL....me too! I think we should count it! In that case, I don't feel quite so sheltered; that brings my count up to a whopping 6!!! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

I'm not sure; I've ridden, petted and fed an elephant. Does that count? ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

WTF? There's one in Granbury that's still open!!!! I've seen a movie there myself, sat in the bed of my truck drinking beer during the movie with some jump buddies (its about 5 minutes from the DZ there). Directions please!!!!! I've always wanted to go to the drive-in... Sometimes, Dave, you are the coolest! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

had a lay off of three weeks last month and was fine until 3 minute call then started to feel nausious. I think that's part of my problem as well, because due to funds (I still have to rent gear and everything), I don't get to jump as frequently as I would like to keep my confidence level as high as I would like. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

I'm only around MENTALLY ILL people, and I've already caught everything there is to catch from them! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Much like Bill Engvall, "Here's Your Sign" "Look...a receiver and a pack of Chicklets! I got music and gum!" But you know someone had to do it, or there wouldn't be a warning! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Well said...Ill second that! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

WTF? Why would you still a gas cap? Geez, people can be silly. Not sure; I would have thought it was a personal thing because this guy was stalking me at the time, but there were 4 or 5 cars that had been broken into on the same night, and this guy wasn't smart enough to make it look random like that. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

I've been jumping for about 4 months myself, am fresh off AFF, and I get nervous every time on the plane. I don't really get nervous in freefall or under canopy, and it's not the jump that makes me nervous. It's the exit. But I'm getting over this a little at a time, and you eventually will, too, I'm sure. Don't let it bother you; rather, let it keep you safe in your jumping! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

6,7,27,47(actually Disneyland),48 Only 5 of them, but the ones I'm most interested in now are 1-swim with dolphins, 4-whale watching, 31-galloping along a beach, and 40-ride the world's roller coasters My favorite so far? Shouldn't that be obvious? ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

When my car was broken into, the thief took $2, a recorded cassette, and my gas cap. They left $50 in the glove box, a leather jacket, and all of my cd's. How stupid can you get? ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

I'll see ya, and raise you "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" at a drive-in Wendy W. Drive-in...there were few left standing and NONE in operation by the time I was old enough to care about movies, which sucks because I think drive-ins are awesome. My generation is lacking in culture because they all the drive-ins are gone. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Awesome...the operation will be fine, and you'll love being a parent! Congrats and best wishes! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

I check it all day, too...find interesting jokes and articles to share with the boss so he doesn't mind... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Why do people who call the wrong number always disbelieve you? "Are you sure this isn't ____?" (fill in the blank... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

How about: "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Would that be The Princess Bride?? I believe it would... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Awesome! Thanks! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Okay, my SO came to the rescue... I'm going to live to be 80, one year less than him... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT Women and be POLITICALLY CORRECT: She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. She does not GET YOU EXCITED -She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT. She is not KINKY - She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER. She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN and be POLITICALLY CORRECT: He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK- He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION He is not a SEX MACHINE - He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES - He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENTS ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Very cute! Why WOMEN shouldn't drink... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

Filtered by Websense for content "games". I hate that shit. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

It means that you sleep a lot like my boyfriend! Except for the coffin thing; the only time he lays on his back is when we first go to bed and I want to cuddle up against him and lay on his shoulder; he can't sleep that way, so as soon as I pass out, we sort of have the "hug and roll" effect from friends so that he can turn over on his side. Which doesn't bother me, because I'm not comfortable sleeping continuously up against someone. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!

I toss and turn during the night a little, but I fall asleep easiest in the freefall position...It's comfortable.

You have multiple personality disorder! Oh geez....I sure hope not My back hurts a lot & sometimes it's better when I lay on it & sometimes it's better when I don't! I know, I used to roll around a lot, get uncomfortable easily, but now that I don't have to sleep alone, I've gotten much more comfortable...funny how that works! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!