txblondie
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hello turtlespeed at least there's a haiku thread though the name is wrong I have been thinking in rhythm five seven five since I've been awake it's silly I know but I can't seem to help it I love these haikus!!! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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Move to Texas, dude! Jumping season is year round All through winter time ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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Sounds like a good plan My plan is to work all day Like every Friday My friend from CA Is in town for one more night We'll have some good fun Meeting at the bar I'll drag my boyfriend along For some pool and beer Have no other plans But to wish for five o'clock When the work week's done ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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Friday morning comes Traffic wasn't bad today It is a good day Boyfriend's interview Is at ten o'clock today Hope that it goes well If he gets the job We will celebrate tonight Drink and play some pool ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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I got through the first two points. How about a condensed version? ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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dirty dirty boy! make me blush when I'm at work you've been gone too long where is turtlespeed? he always joins in this fun but seems like he's left... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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that is more like it back to dirty thoughts in here random acts of sex! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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don't like sodomy put things in their proper place give a warm welcome ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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CHOP CHOP HAS RETURNED!!! Big hugs and kisses for him Missed his good haikus! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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bought altimeter my first piece of equipment I guess I owe beer lunch Chef Boyardee food for poor folks like myself need to try freebirds ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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I had a car accident 3-1/2 years ago that threw me from the car, and I landed on my back. My back hurt all day every day for 6 months, and I couldn't make it stop. Sometimes it was so bad that I would cry myself to sleep or not sleep at all. I went to a chiropractor, and at first, it seemed like the results only lasted till about 5 minutes after I left the office, then the pain would be back. After seeing her weekly for 4 months, though, there was no pain at all. I know some people who didn't give it that much of a chance and just claimed it was worthless. The point is that, like anything else, IF it's going to work for you, it takes more than a couple of "doses" for it to really take effect. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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self conscious ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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I had some doughnuts We've been short-handed all week We deserved doughnuts Boss in Arkansas His aunt died, he went away Coming back next week One guy's surgery Don't know what operation He's been out all week Other guy was sick He was out all yesterday Left just 3 of us ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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Gets the mind working If you start haikus early Makes work easier ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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Me thinks I would not jump that cloud.... Or if you did, I wouldn't sit-fly. You might get a finger shoved up your ass! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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Turtlespeed is here! Good morning to you today Never too early I have been at work For one hour and a half Already today Problems with the bank Had to call and yell at them Get wrong fees reversed Now I can go jump Got the money in the bank For a few this week ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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Yes, I definitely have friends and family that should be "fixed"! I like the body paint...looks cool! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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Al Gore ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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I have some meat on my body now & I'm trying my best to be happy with that & just live my life to the fullest! Sometimes that's all you can do. If you eat healthy and exercise, and you're happy with yourself, that ought to be good enough. ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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there are a lot of people that are beautiful on the outside, but are very ugly on the inside.
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You have a good attitude that I admire. I have become a victim of society, so that I care more what other people think than how I feel. I admire that you can be happy with yourself. I'll admit that, even when I was unhealthily thin, I still wasn't happy with myself. So props for you, chicky!!! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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Oh my GOD! I love that one...my grandmother used to say it. Also "Well that's just bass-ackwards." (because she refused to actually cuss...) ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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Unfortunately, ballerinas live by a different standard, which I personally think is sort of silly. However, models (not supermodels, but models in general) live by the same sort of standard. They have to look like toothpicks, like store dummies, and it's unrealistic. I am 5'3", and let's just say that I'm MORE than 100 pounds, and even though I feel like I could stand to lose 5-10 pounds, I feel that I am by NO MEANS fat. If I weighed 100 pounds, I would be unhealthy. I've been down to 105 before and looked like the walking dead... It's a matter of body type for starters...I just hate the standards today. I'm not saying that we should go back to Marilyn Monroe as a standard, but come on, at least be realistic! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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Check out Bill Engvall... "I tell you what..." that's it. That's a complete sentence in Texas. or Jeff Foxworthy... "Sensuous" as in "Sensuous up, why don't you bring me another beer?" ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. My personal favorites...thanks, good for a laugh! ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun!