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  1. Girlfalldown
    Hey, change your avatar. It's retarded and I don't like Bert. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. Girlfalldown
    Porno is made for people to watch and get honry from, not learn from. It's for the viewer. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Hey! How'd you find me on there? Does your blow up girlfriend know you troll those sites? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  4. Girlfalldown
    Takes one to know one. OOOOOOHHHH!! Yeah!!! What she said!!! did you actually listen to the link, or did you immediately froth up at the mear mention of the word CUNT ? I listened to the link but I don't think you're talking to me. Fucking snails. its not me (i know we all sound the same to you) but the great Peter Cook and Dudley Moore I had a big crush on Dudley Moore when I was a kid. I love funny little guys. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. Girlfalldown
    Takes one to know one. OOOOOOHHHH!! Yeah!!! What she said!!! did you actually listen to the link, or did you immediately froth up at the mear mention of the word CUNT ? I listened to the link but I don't think you're talking to me. Fucking snails. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. Girlfalldown
    Above the clit is ok if it's gentle. Biting on the clit would get a spiked heel through his eye. Hi Sunshine!
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    Takes one to know one. Kettle...pot...black... I am rubber you are glue whatev...eh nevermind. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  8. Girlfalldown
    OUCH! WTF was he thinking? Did you pull yourself up with his sack next time you gave him oral? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  9. Girlfalldown
    I prefer the left side to be touched but I always thought it was because I was more sensitive on the right side so it caused a bit of pain but now I'm wondering about that. I agree with you on the abrupt changes thing. Slow and steady wins the race! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  10. Girlfalldown
    I think his girlfriend is an ex ameture porn star so she can't feel a thing when he's in her. Ooh I went there. Sorry. Or a blow up doll... Nah, blow up dolls are usually tighter than that. I think he's kicking to get out. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. Girlfalldown
    I think his girlfriend is an ex ameture porn star so she can't feel a thing when he's in her. Ooh I went there. Sorry. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. Girlfalldown
    That's all you could come up with? Sheesh, my posts aren't even worthy of a good trolling attempt. I'm hurt. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  13. Girlfalldown
    It does if you ever want to do it again with the girl. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  14. Girlfalldown
    For me it's more like if I'm jumping back, away from your finger, don't do that! Kinda commen sense ya know? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. Girlfalldown
    Personally I can't stand direct pressure on the clit. I like to be touched well above it until I'm super close to orgasm. Is this the norm for most women? Also, I prefer little circles to the side to side motion. (is that better?) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. Girlfalldown
    Sort of on/off subject here but this reminded me of a joke we played on the fire chief where I used to live. My friend works for the fire authority down in ___. I can't remember what the chief did to her but she wanted to get him back for a little practical joke he played so she had me call and talk to him for over an hour. I pretended to be the crazy cat lady with 9 cats at home and I was worried that if we had a fire they would be afraid of the firemen coming to save them. I was trying to get him to bring his firetruck and his men by my house so that I could introduce them to my cats so they wouldn't be afraid in case of a fire. The guy thought I was batty. It seems silly now but at the time it was pretty funny. I believe it started a rash of practical jokes around the office. Firemen are cool. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Like you'd know what it was like to mow a lawn, hippie! Didn't you lose a couple of cars in yours? Go smoke some weed and watch cartoons. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  18. Girlfalldown
    Are you running out of material or what? Can't I post a thread that doesn't have to do with sex once in a while? Besides, I was really wondering about this. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  19. Girlfalldown
    Wheatgrass is yummy. It gives you that "I just mowed the lawn" feeling all day long. There used to be this cute little red barn sort of house in the middle of the hood in San Francisco where you would knock on the door and this old woman buzzed you in and you'd go into her kitchen and she made you a fresh shot of wheatgrass. Her entire backyard was a greenhouse covered in little wheatgrass squares. It was very cool. It's gone now. The first time I went there was with a friend and when we left my friend ended up puking on the side of the road but I was fine. I think it was my driving though and not the wheatgrass. Oh here's an article on the place. Wheatgrass -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. Girlfalldown
    Isn't cussing like: shit, fuck, cocksucker motherfucker? And isn't cursing like: may the black death befall your children's children's children's third goat? And can I start a sentence with and? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. Girlfalldown
    OMG that just really creeped me out. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  22. Girlfalldown
    I chose your left hand. It must get lonely with all the attention your right one gets. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. Girlfalldown
    I just don't want anyone to get the wrong idea about me. Lah lah lah. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. Girlfalldown
    Ew! Drippy as in drips down the candle of course! What kind of sick pervert do you think I am? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  25. Girlfalldown
    I want a purple drippy candle. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)