Girlfalldown

Hey Walt! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I like the very end when Kyle lashes back at Cartman and walks away and Cartman just smiles. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

According to this poll I found, I am mistaken! The second toe is longer for most people! Poll And check out the Comments . -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No. I'll wait til I lose a finger. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Sexual harassment! You know the only reason you're getting away with this is because you're so damn hot. Women! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It's advanced. Now I have a the evil flesh eating disease. I think my hand is going to fall off. Well at least it's just the left hand so I can pull still. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

The big toe is supposed to be longer but I think it's sexy when the second toe is a bit longer than the big toe. My big toe is longer though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That was mean. I'm offended. I can't take this horrible abuse. I'm...I'm...I'm going to cry and...er...bitch about it a lot now. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

TIIMAAAAYYY!!! TIIMMAAAAAYYYY!!!!! You remind me of J..J..Jimmy. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Lower. Lick my boot. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I've been poked and prodded so many times it doesn't bother me anymore. I've had like 5 epidural injections for nerve pain in my spine up high around C-7. The first one I had anesthesia for but the second one I had forgotten I wasn't supposed to eat so they didn't give me any anesthesia. None. Zilch. Then they stuck a HUGE needle into the vertebrea in my spine, wiggled it around while watching where it was on an x-ray tv screen thing, got it into the right spot, missed, removed it, put it back in and wiggled it around and found the spot again and injected me with whatever shit they used. It was painful but in a weird way I liked it. The next few times I had it done you can bet I remembered not to eat though. I used to give blood every few months but I have issues with my iron not being quite enough for them so I make them test it before I go through everything now. They call me once a week when I don't come in because those bloodsuckers want my blood. 0- is like the universal blood or something. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yeah. Fucking homos. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Sorry. I was too lazy to look up his name even though I should know it from watching him like FOREVER! I love Butters! Now what else did I miss? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

What's even better is this message board. It has thread drift even worse than ours! (or maybe it's only "just as bad") SOUTHPARK -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Who watched South Park last night? It was fucking hilarious! Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars. They then turn super smug about how cool they are and only talk to other hybrid car drivers. Kyle's family moves to San Francisco and start hanging out with the cool "smug" crowd who has a habit of farting and bending over to inhale and smell the greatness of it in depth. At one point they're putting on a wine tasting and one guy comes up and says he just wants an empty glass. He then farts into it and puts it to his nose to inhale deeply. Kyle takes half a hit of acid while his little brother takes three so they can deal with their now over-smug, self fart smelling parents. A huge cloud of "smug" (like smog only worse) covering San Francisco begins to merge with a huge cloud of "smug" covering South Park and some "smug" from someone's academy award speech in LA is headed right for it. It will supposedly end in catastrophe and the only thing that can save them is Stan working the controls to destroy all of the hybrid cars that caused everyone's smugness in the first place. Fatass saves Kyle by tying a rope to himself, putting a fullface helmet thing on and slowing entering the city while the other, boring kid, holds the end of the rope so he doesn't lose him. Kyle doesn't remember because he's baked out of his mind at the time. Seriously funny shit here. I wish I remembered more but I was mildly tanked by this time. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I can't see the video but if you scroll down on that page and click you'll see a nice pic of me. I'm the sexy one that doesn't show her face and has lots of cleavage and bare skin. edited to add -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Muahahahahaaaa *runs off* Psst Slappie, throw it here! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Turtle I told you they wouldn't fit up your bum! You're supposed to drink them! DOH! Back to the ER with you. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I had a dream last night that we were all playing poker live and I won a shitload of money because I went all in with, get this, 5 aces! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Whoo hoo dillies! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

The movers broke my record player. Now I can't listen to Donna Summers and Cheech and Chong. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I dyed my hair black once too. My hair's blondish brown and very fine so even though I used a temporary dye it stayed FOREVER! It looked aweful. I am not made for black hair. I swear it made my nose look twice as big as it already is. Sometimes I live in a yellow submarine. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You people are crazy. I believe children should sleep with you til they're 18 and also that they should breastfeed until they're 20. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

The thanks should go to you two for keeping me out of jail or worse! Seriously, thanks for letting me invade. It was great meeting you both!

Shrek's must have gotten lost in the mail! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)