Girlfalldown

That number and that word don't belong together... It was my second. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

SPLASH! Yeah, a little. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

:4:0 1 small, uncontrollable, scarily spinning canopy ending in a nice and low cutaway. Other than that, I did 3 belly jumps in my bumper suit and everything! I don't think I've put that thing on since Lost Prairie, 2004. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

LOL can you imagine! You're sitting in your car, minding your own business. Maybe on your lunch break reading a book. All of a sudden a red light appears right on your chest... Hehehe -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

There really was some creepy guy sitting in his car staring at our windows. He's gone now. He was probably just napping on his lunch break or something though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

GAH! Ok that cracked me up. Thank you. I think I need to watch scary movies tonight. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I can't find him now. EEEEK! Plus I have to pee but that means I have to walk outside, alone! I'm taking a plastic knife with me (in case he has an apple and wants to share). -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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I wish!

It's a small marina parking lot for the people that live in houseboats. Only these are more like trailers that float. You have to have a permit to park there but nobody ever checks. I pulled the blinds down but left them open so that he couldn't see me as well. My windows are not tinted. Just now I was typing and I looked back out there and he's not in the car anymore. The car's still there though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No way! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Duuuuude! I was only a kid when this happened but once I got my head stuck between the bars of a railing at a mall in Southern California. Firemen had to come cut the bars to get my fat head out. Another time I saw my mom plucking her eyebrows so I got the kitchen scissors and cut the middle of mine out. It looked like someone shaved the middle of both eyebrows off. I was only like 5 though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

There's this dude parked outside right in front of my window. I'm 1 story up so I'm looking right down at him. He's sitting in his car with sunglasses on (it's not sunny) staring at me. I swear he's watching me. It's creeping me out! What should I do? Should I moon him? He's pretending to read but he hasn't turned a page yet. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

There is something special about a baby's laugh isn't there! She needs two more boobies. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I am. Duh. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I like screaming their name over and over again. YEAH! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

So it's not the best morning in the world. The vet called last night and told Bob that one of our cat's might have cancer. I've only known her for 10 or so months but Bob's had her for 9 years (since she was a kitten). I love her and her brother like they were my children so I can only imagine how sad Bob would be if she does have cancer. Bob and I were discussing this on the phone this morning along with a few other negative things going on right now and to cheer me up he said "well maybe you'll see some deer today". I usually see deer on this golf course near the freeway when I drive to work. I hung up the phone and look but there are no deer in the park so I get on the freeway and there, on the side of the freeway, is my bloody deer. Bloody as in dead. I call Bob back at this point and he answers the phone saying "did you see a deer?" well the situation was just so damn pathetic that all I could do was laugh in the 'laugh so hard you're actually crying and it's just so bad you laugh even harder at yourself crying and laughing' sort of way. Someone on here must know what I mean. So...is that called cracking up? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

PM not sent. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Kettle. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh yes, you're right! It's Madam S and Mr S. I believe they are across the street from each other and near Stormy Leather. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

So who's playing tonight? There's only like 2 people in there. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

We have a Mr. S and also a Ms. S here in SF. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I love my left ear. It's hot! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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Post some naked pictures of Karen and we'll think about it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)