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  1. Girlfalldown
    OK, now you're just being obvious! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    When I was a kid my brother told me butterflies came from pansies. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Ah that reminds me. Bob's taking our kitties to the vet today for a check up. Poor guy! Two kitties in a cat travel box thingy...sounds fun! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Which religous cult visited you today?hmmm Actually, this is easier for me to believe than the one that goes: there is a big invisible man in the sky watching us... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Hmmm, I wonder what our grandparents used as sex toys? You know, before plastic and C cell batteries. Cucumbers, maybe? I thought woman wasn't allowed to do that until 1974. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. Girlfalldown
    One more thing. We are all connected to everyone and everything that exists. We are everything and everything is us. We are all one. What does that mean? It means when you're jerking off, your sweet old grandma is jerking off too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I am a profesional. Duh! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    The aliens came up with the pyramid thingy too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    If they do, it's because of the vibrations, snakes are deaf. Look, all I know is that if snakes are trying to control you, go to a heavy metal concert. They won't know what hit em. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    If you take your cat skydiving make sure to wear a jumpsuit. They get a little frightened in the plane and you could injure your boob. Also, snakes hate heavy metal music and our brains were implanted by aliens so we really are not human. That is all. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I've got something you can nurse right here... ooh did I just say that? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I remember when I got fruitlooped way back when I had like 100 jumps. Connie did it. I laughed myself silly. Congrats on your A Micro! Sounds like you have the same problem Ballsack has though. Alan I didn't realize they let you take students up! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Hush, you. I like to keep her on her toes. We can't have her thinking I actually *like* her. They like me! They really like me! The truth is, I have dirt on ALL of them so they pretend to like me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I know. I keep telling them to use deodorant but they just want to go oh natural! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Well I'd rather they find the person that stole the laptop. I don't really WANT to give them money! Cheap bastards didn't play any music for me in Dublin! Oh calm down. I'm just kidding ya. Oh just a thought, might not be a guy that stole the laptop. Chicks can be cunts too. Keep your eyes out for both. (and no I wasn't there) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Oh man, this thread has gotten really interesting. Please ignore the pathetic troll. The rest of you pipe down too and stop being so damn sensitive. Don't make me come over there! Count me in for $50 if this laptop isn't found. At least we can help you guys get a new one. I'd offer music too but I haven't got any. I'm behind on the times or something. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Open your doors and windows and then light your futon on fire. Wasps hate smoke so he'll fly right out! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Yes but was it a 4 minute freefall for you too? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I'm with you! (and don't call me April!) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    This post makes me want to cry (and I'm not some sappy girl that cries over just anything). It also really pisses me off. Things like this are reasons why I've been keeping my backpack with my wallet and camera and everything INSIDE my suitcase where my rig goes and zip it up whenever I'm jumping. You just can't trust anyone anymore. I am really sorry to hear about this and I hope you get it back. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Awe! Wook at da cutie wootie liddol puppy!
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    None of you can leave until you finish all of your TPS reports. Oh and this time put a cover sheet on it! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. Girlfalldown
    I knew that there was a reason you show so much deep thought and intelligence in your posts! I bet you have the ability to read minds too.... Why do I sense sarcasm in this post? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    It's the day of my birthday. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  25. Girlfalldown
    RAAAAAWWWRRRRRRRRRR! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)