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  1. Girlfalldown
    I'm sorry. I was childishly lashing out for no reason. I really have never met Hawkins so I have no idea if he has a small penis. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    It is seriously impossible for me to have even walked through the stuff. I haven't been anywhere even remotely close to it in a long time! Many many months at least! I'm thinking what might have happened is someone washed something in the laundry room we have at our complex and the oils weren't completely gone and got on my clothes or something. Either that or Scott Baio gave me pink eye. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  3. Girlfalldown
    Well...well...well... YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    We give our cats distilled water to drink and they usually won't drink tap water. The weird thing about it is that when I water my orchids, they drink the water that fills the bottom of the orchid pot. That's tap water! Cats are weird. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Skinnyshrek's camper gave me poison oak! Don't let anyone lay on the floor near the chair until you get that thing hosed out. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    It's not herpes. Maybe it's a tumor. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    You're not really fat. It's just those damn shirts you wear that make you look fat! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I haven't been outside anywhere weird. Our cats are indoor cats too. Yet I woke up Saturday morning with a small bump on the inside of my left wrist. It looked suspiciously like poison oak. I scratched it in my sleep and now it has a line of small red blisters and looks exactly like poison oak. WTF? I haven't been anywhere near the stuff and I think it's not even in season! Which one of you did it? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    No. Dork. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    We should just respond to each other then. That way we'll both be laughing continuously. edited to add: Nope, not an only child. I have an older brother that had asthma as a kid and got ALL the attention and beat the crap out of me when I was a kid. I was pretty much ignored by the rest of the family. Feel sorry for me. Send me vibes man! Vibes! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    OMG do NOT let her spank you if you have thin pants on (or thick for that matter!) She spanked me at Chicks Rock 3 years ago and I swear I still have a mark! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I think you had it right the first time. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I would like to be Cheif Facilitator Of Fun and Thread Drift Coordinator. I'm the Director of Operations and Chief Flavor Navigator here at work. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Yes but where were you born? Same time zone as now? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    You had every opportunity to stop reading any time you wanted. Who's the dumb@&&....wait, is that a PA? Nevermind. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Is it a sign that I am absolutely off my rocker when I'm laughing out loud at my own posts? Yes YOU! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Happy Birthday Betsy!
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    So is your birthday today or was it yesterday? Either way, Happy Birthday RhondaLea!
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    Are you chewing on a piece of hay? Yeehaaaw! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    I think he meant the other know it all bitch... wait, that didn't come out right. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    Ew! Moobie juice everywhere! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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    She said "laugh" not "regurgitate". I didn't say Duck Moobies! We are talking about Grade A - Turtle Moobies! I don't want to see any man-boobs. I don't care how volumptuous they are. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. Girlfalldown
    Ok that's it! Here I am nearly pissing myself I'm laughing so hard at this thread and then you two have to get all serious and ruin it. Ron and RL, go to your rooms for 30 minutes. You're both grounded. Rebecca, get back to making me laugh. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. Girlfalldown
    Funny - i don't remember that picture being taken. I remember that pic! I think it was right when I was getting ready to leave and go back to my hotel but bumped into you rounding the fire! Damn good thing I didn't leave. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  25. Girlfalldown
    No cookies for you!