Girlfalldown

The Clay regarding post was if my strange tree. Have apple goat in my eye again. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Damn, that was my vote... maybe we can share her?

I just bashed my head really hard on a big pipe when I was hopping up to a walkway from our underground garage. It was a full force slam. My head hurts. Now there's a big bump on the front/top of my head and I'm dizzy. Let me know if my posts become weird. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm Irish but not Christian. Does that mean I don't get to celebrate? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

This isn't the Gareth I know. I much prefer when you're insulting people directly. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I can't believe people would do that. How despicable! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Same here! I used to dream he'd come fly into my window and save me from my life. Fly me to his home and take care of me forever. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Little Richard. No not THAT Little Richard! We used to go to the Colorado River every summer and my mom would drop my brother and I off at my aunts trailer park (yeah yeah yeah) There was this kid named Richard there but my uncles name was also Richard so we called the kid Little Richard. Anyway, I had the biggest crush on him. I think I was only around 7 at the time. He was 13 or 14. Everyone knew I had a crush on him. One day he and my brother were going out to ride dirtbikes in the desert. They decided to take me along. I was on the back of Little Richards bike. I had my little arms wrapped around him and the biggest grin on my face. We took off to this sandy area with lots of jumps and he went to show off and make a 360 with me on the back, in the sand, and the bike ended up falling over. Well he jumped off as it went down and the bike ended up laying on my right leg. I began screaming bloody murder! Not because the bike was heavy, I could handle that. But because the exhaust pipe was burning the shit out of my leg! My dreamboat, LR, looks at me, tells me to calm down and lifts the bike up like I'm some kind of wuss. Then he jumped on the bike and said he'd be right back and rode off to do a couple jump, taking several layers of my skin with him. I just sat in the sand and cried. The burn hurt so bad that I was dizzy. My brother sat with me while I cried and waited for LR to come back. Finally, after about 10 hours (that's what it felt like but it was probably only 10 minutes) he came back, plopped me on the front of his tank and drove me back to my aunts. I remember two things about the ride back. One that I got to lean back into his chest and two that the heat from the tank melted my shoe. My aunt was probably only around 19 or 20 at the time and when I got back she flipped! She didn't know what to do so she threw me in the empty bathtub and poured rubbing alcohol on my burn. It was about 3 or 4 inches across in a big circle and there was almost no skin left it was so deep. You can imagine how painful that was and I screamed and screamed and screamed in agony while they held me down and kept pouring it on. I still have the scar. It's lighter now but it's still there after 27 years. The next time I saw LR we were in the back of a truck filled with sand driving to dump it at some cove and I wet my pants. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm back to agreeing with the person that said you should vote for the person you like the least. I only just realized last night that they want you to call in over and over again and vote for ALL the people you like. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

New one: No matter how many times I write the word definitely, I spell it definately. I usually catch it with spellcheck though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OMG this has got to be the funniest post ever. Definitely a tea spurted on the screen snorter! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Happy Birthday Gary! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Did anyone else read this as "loosing my underpants"? Be safe out there and I hope you heal fast. Recovery is long and sucky, I know! Just take it slow. We're here to entertain you.

I'm in! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Uni -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

EWWWW! I'd eat all the trolls first. As long as I can BBQ them or brine them or smoke them or something of course. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

And my current job of 9 years, Director of Operations for a wine importer/supplier. Cigar sales/wine buyer/sales Wine buyer Wine bar manager Coffee maker at a wine shop Rhythm Cafe, worked backstage first helping to paint and put the place together for shows, then catering to the acts. I met a ton of cool people there like Mr. Cash and June Carter, X, George Carlin. Receptionist for a totally shady photo scam place. Motorcycle shop, stripping bikes and helping the mechanic build bikes. 2 video stores Frozen yogurt store (3 weeks I think) phone sales for a photo studio (worst job I ever had and I walked out one day and gave the boss the finer) Cashier and cook at Shakeys pizza Door to door candy sales person with the student work program Paper delivery girl I'm sure I missed some stuff in there. I was jack of all trades too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OMG that is so wrong and yet so funny. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hey does anyone have good directions from the airport to the ..uh.. airport? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Ooh thanks for the warning. I've been known to get speeding tickets on my way to events before. I got a ticket for going 120 in Idaho. It cost me $120. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I have to ask, what did you do? He broke his arm in ten places ten days before his tenth birthday. Duh! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Who the...what the...how the hell? Damn! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Should I even bring my gear? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I wanna be sedated. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose but you can't pick GFD's nose. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)