DeNReN

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  1. And again Excellent! Do I need to ask if you checked into the product mentioned earlier in this thread? Btw: I am glad that your sis is not upset with you
  2. Ahhh...soon my friends we will run the entire retirement home Man Whore opperations!!!! Muhahaha Any one that stands in our way will be dealt with swiftly and violently by our EVIL leader! Muhahaha
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    Deep Thoughts

    Think of those words as you pay for there therapy a little later in life.
  4. You sir are soooooo not hired!!!!! And stay out of our area.....If we see you in a retirement home....There best be a relative of yours there( however female relatives of moderators will recive a discount)
  5. The ability to lie is a crucial part of being a "man_whore"......non liers need not apply!
  6. Soooo....As a poor skydiver in need of gear and more jump money....I figured it was time to look to other member of the skydiving comunity for help. Man_Whore's_Inc. will not only be benifical to me...but also other skydiving males with few scrupples....as a new "service" trying to break into a already overcrowded market...We(the company) will have to find a area not allready crowded with man whores.....Retirement homes is where the BIG money is!!!!....so what if its a tad crusty.... OK...lets not dwell on that....its a job...the money will be good!...suck it up and do what is necessary to get that new rig. A company moto and promotional idea is needed though.....plz submit any ideas that may work. Man_Whore's_Inc A FREE roast chicken with every service
  7. I had a similar problem recently...deleting all the blank spaces fixed it.
  8. I am NOT a Instructor! I am a Student! Sounds like you are not completing the move...only going halfway...not following through. From the CSPA PIM 2A.... ROLLS A barrel roll is achieved by varying the air pressure from one side of the body to the other. set up in a box To initiate, bring your legs close together and extend them.Bring one arm in across your chest, roll the shoulder under and leave the opposite arm extended to your side. To follow through
  9. I was attempting to do a little research on this subject.....found some intresting things....but I couldnt find a detailed AFF progression list on the USPA site...could someone plz provide a link to a AFF progression list or sorts? TY in advance
  10. DeNReN

    Red Dwarf

    Hehe....love that tune
  11. DeNReN

    Red Dwarf

    Peacefuljeffery's thread on simpsoms/family guy...has me thinking about some of my fav shows. Red Dwarf popped to mind! ...Its been a few years sence I have seen a episode.....used to air on a pbs channel(how come british comedys only seem to air on pbs channels?)....being a "cult" type show here in Canada...most have never seen or heard of it.... So here's my Question. Who here has seen it/heard of/liked it/loved it/named there 1st born Lister/knows the song(I do)etc.?
  12. "All double or triple-decker burgers will now be considered "assault burgers"," That sir made me spit beer through my nose....very funny and worth the clean up
  13. And from the prick side...........get off your ass...get a crappy job...most ppl have had a shit ass crappy job at one point or another....but it will buy you food and also look good on a resume. Sry to be a prick...but sounds like you need it.....stop whinning and get off your ass...what do you expect?.....a job where you can PW and make 50k as a student?......NOT gona happen!...lower your standards...flip burgers/polish shoes/kiss ass...once your through school....fuck em all.....untill then...suck it up and do what is necessary!
  14. Ummm...Light Bright is a option....but there is no Tonka Truck option
  15. I like it!!!...but where is the skydiving?
  16. I had to vote for the Yo Yo.....with the slinky being a close second. I am fairly good with a Yo Yo and can do several tricks.... wack myself in the shin wack myself in the arm wack myself in the head and my famous...wack myself in the balls
  17. Santos L Helper not skydiving related but......
  18. Sooo..On this episode of "AS the DZ turns"...several moderators have offered sunshine "help"...including bytch......being stout of heart she declined them all....much to the camera wearing onlookers dismay.........GFD made a particularly sweet yet senious offer....all the males are presently "killing kittens"... suddenly the camera wearing ppl are there.....damn vulturres!....stay tuned for next weeks episode of DZ.COM...the Chatroom stories!
  19. I cant believe that most members of the DZ.com community have not made themselves know at the PUB yet.....tsk tsk And the boobie pic's...WOW
  20. No stinking water in the PUB...only beer and other drinks.....come one come all...best wear a protective suit and have your comebacks at the ready Oooops and there are Boobie pics' galor going around....I've never seen so many excellent boobs.
  21. As you know....Links from the PUB stay in the PUB! But....WOW...Boobies of lengend and lore
  22. You guys dont know what your missing!!!! There have been links to skydiver boobies posted