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BUMP Farging Bastage

this thread is still going?

mmmm....BACON wrapped shark

Negative talk of BACON /me starts plotting his vengence Just because something does not "go well" with BACON does not mean that it should be spoken of in a public forum.......where are the mod's when there needed !!!!!

Hi diddly ho shark girl

There is nothing funny about BACON......yummy yes....but never funny And its close to my real name.....which can be found fairly easily

I've been on this BACON thingy for the past 38 years.....

I was only 2% higher for the wookie than clone trooper...............

Come on ppl...there has to be more Wookies out there !!!!......dont leave me here with just Remi !!!..he smells when he get wet Wait....I thought you were bald??

Damnit.......I'm a Wookie ....now where did my flea powder go?...........

OK.....there have been ppl who have called you Tackleberry before.............but damn man.....that pic proves it !!!!

What...no spurs??? .....and you call your self a Texan.....

Congrats bro

DP has done a great job the past couple of years proving herself as racer

PB...mmmmmmmmm.......hot and a great set of .......lungs....but dont forget BT.......not near as cute.........but same era and another great set of .....lungs

I actually perfer the lighter imports to heavy domestic muscle cars.....power to weight ratio gets better every year.....couple hundred horse in a light car that can corner like a humming bird....weeeeeeee Mind you.......muscle cars have there attraction also......nothing like being sucked back into the seat....but....damnit...steering with the throttle is just not the fastest way through a corner... I have seen some very well done "Chachified" cars...but they are few and far between.....mostly it's kids and wana be's........put a set of wheels and a can exhaust on some piece of crap..and poof......your cool.....NOT. That kid tonight thought he was "the man"..........oopsy.....there goes a few K of daddys money......maybe thats what bothers me..hard to say......reguardless.......... I still can picture him flipping me off a min before I watched him fuck up big time

Humor does seem lost on some...... Just because someone does not find anothers attempt at humor funny.......does not mean that others do not....and it certainly does not mean that the attempt was to be taken seriously.... And I would tend to agree.....his offspring would be a plague on society I do not know gjhdiver....but know from reading his posts.........that he knows my last statement is meant to be funny........

Sooo.....its been raining here for the past couple of weeks...today esp..its freaking pouring......so hydroplaning is a nasty problem....heard quite a few reports on the radio at work today of cars off the road upside down etc.....lots of ppl coming into the shop for burnt out wiper motors and replacing half worn tires....etc etc. Now...a little lesson 1st is in order I guess......wider tires will generally hydroplane much easier then narrower tires....now a bald wide tire will hydroplane very easily in the slightest amount of standing water... Ok...on to the Chachi part.....for those of you that are not familiar with the term.........think of the old sit com Happy Days....Fonzies younger cousin was always wanting to be "cool" like the fonze....but could never measure up......his name was Chachi (not sure on the spelling)........soooo...all those kids(and some adults ) that take ...lets say a honda.....and put 4 grand worth of rims and exp sticky performance tires along with other assorted crap....usually including a stereo with enough sub woofer power to launch a small rocket into space...neon lights etc etc...........well thats a Chachi. OK...so most of these Chachies have no idea what there doing and just want there car to look cool..like on "The Fast and the Furious"....soo....ongo the supersoft performance tires and of course they lower the car....because thats cooler....so now that $1500 worth of super sticky super soft rubber is being worn away at a amazing rate by there severly out of alignment car....hmmmm....very wide bald tires on a car with a inexperianced driver..... Ok OK.....I'm trying to get on with my tale........jeeze....give me a break I'm a mechanic not a writer So I leave work tonight in a torential downpour.....stop and get some beverages(I'm off till tues

I'm with 2fat2fly......I need lessons big time.....although I played my best round ever 2 weeks ago.........1st round in 2 years and shot my 1st sub 100 ......96

Odd that no local sports store would have protecs.....but if it were me...I would go with the large....5mm is not alot and snug is better than loose........but on the other hand...you can buy additional padding to make one slightly too large fit better I know...not much help am I?

Excellent

OK.....she should be home by now....but is not online....must be all drugged up still I still say she should have let me give it a go with J & B Weld and duct tape (I even bought new vise grips) Hope your feeling ok girl.....hope to see you online soon

Yea my arch nemis good old NS weather does not look too promising But what even scarier is how in the hell am I gona get my brand new slippery as snot canopy into that little tiny itsy bitsy D bag There's a case of beer with your name on it if you test jump it for me

Got Wings...........I do now !!!!!!!!

Cool.......makes sence.....thanks guys