cyberskydive

Those of you who know me know this is only a joke :) What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing shes already been told twice D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? ANSWER AT NOON IF YOU KNOW DONT TELL D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

ummmm........ bad choice on the word custard pyke-LOL...... and freaksis was SPOSED to make me one, a LONG time ago uh-huh its ok, now I dont feel so bad for buying one from someone-LOL D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

let it go bros and sistahs....spread the love-lmfao D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

Reckless Speeding... A police officer pulls a Texan over for speeding; and they have the following exchange: Officer: "May I see your driver's license?" Driver: "I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI." Officer: "May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?" Driver: "It's not my car. I stole it." Officer: "The car is stolen?" Driver: "Yes sir. But come to think of it, I believe that I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: "There's a gun in the glove box?" Driver: "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owned this car." Officer: "You killed the owner of this car?" Driver: "Yes, sir... and I stuffed her body in the trunk," Officer: "There's a body in the trunk ?!?" Driver: "Yes, sir." Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. Within minutes, the car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: "Sir, can I see your license?" Driver: "Sure. Here it is." The captain quickly verifies that the license is valid. Captain: "Who's car is this?" Driver: "It's mine, officer. Here's my owner's card." The captain cross checks state records verifying that the driver owned the car. Captain: "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?" Driver: "Yes, officer, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it." Driver: "No problem." The trunk is opened; and, except for a spare tire, it is completely empty. Captain: "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk of your car." Driver: "Yeah, and I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!" D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

I know of a really sweet no delay php/flash chat script. Loads pretty fast and there is no delay/refreshing like cgi versions. Check out the php section at www.hotscripts.com D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

Dont wqorry if you're lost - I'll teach you guys it later :) D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

Can you pas the strength test? Strength test I am the master I just suck :) WTF is that? D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

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Everyone has fear. And everyone overcomes thier fears in thier own individual way. To me fear means that you are scared, that you believe that something is going to happen that you dont want to happen. So how you deal with it is up to you entirely. Only you know exactly why you're afraid. Skydivng is definately not for everyone, and I'm not telling you to give up by any means. What you have to do is evaluate the reasons why you want to skydive, and why you dont. Take some time to think about things objectively and realisticaly. Chill out-relax-and have a good time man. you've already overcome one of the biggest fears among alot of people. Saying to yourself and everyone else that you're afraid. wheres the beer? D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

I beleive the Icarus crew will be in gardiner(SPP?) NY this coming weekend. Great group of folks - Rat and Margaret rock- tell em we said hi from Skydive Monroe! D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

WOW dude I missed that - was it the black rig or the orange -n-gray one? You know I've been jumping those as well till my new one arrives.(could have been me under that :)) Great Job W. D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

Right on! The pub rocks-LOL D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

There are a few guys who are regulars at the dz who used to be into CREW a while back - I'll show ya who this weekend. D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

check out the video archive here on dropzone.com D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

WHomevers gonna be in charge of the bread should set up a paypal account, so everyone can use it. D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

I really dont care if you guys decide to talk about each other, everyone has an opinion. But if you are gonna talk about someone, have the balls and put your freakin name on it. I'm sure I probably know who you are - LOL So Bill is now "Stupid" because he was wrong about a canopy? What do you expect? He's human, everyone eats shoe once in a while. Sounds like you have other issues dude, call yo momma, cause I could care less. as for me, personally, I'll jump with Bill any day of the week. I have been for 5 years. Even rode a reserve he packed. Sometimes you just have to say fuck the bollucks, and move on. I've learned alot from the man. Anyone who has been jumping actively for over 25 years, worked for a leading canopy manufacturer as a test jumper, and has successfully run a dropzone in the same place for almost 10 years, cant be all that stupid. Am I saying that he cant be wrong about things? NO, but next time your pussy hurts please bleed somewhere else, or at least leave your name. D(as in DANIEL) Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

Spread the love...spread the love....juicy! D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

Well Dutch, LOL, I guess we know who wears the pants in that relationship eh? D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

I was gonna try and add some more instruments to this IFLYME-LOL- but the file size was very large already! http://www.cyber.sunraydesigns.com/Iflyme.mp3 Written , sang, and played by our very own Iflyme everyone. D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

Other obligations suck-LOL D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

More "audio" http://www.sunraydesigns.com/cyber/CC.mp3 Ok I've had my fun for the day - back to work :) D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

LOL- Was searching everyones favorite music server and I had to get some of da old DM! Good to know we all live on the same planet. Anyone of you guys ever listen to Fugazi? Cant remember the name of a song I'm lookin for? D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

This is a song so dont listen to it at work unless you can-LOL 2 choices - http://www.cyber.sunraydesigns.com/stuart.mp3 click the url above and choose "open from current location (or save if you want), and open it with your default mp3 player. or (faster way) Open yopur favorite mp3 player, and choose to play a URL, and type in the url above. have a nice day, sorry if this offends any of you, oh wait, no I'm not D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com

Why dont we all email MTV and whine about taking senseless acts off the air-LOL D.Chisolm C-28534 webmaster@sunraydesigns.com http://www.sunraydesigns.com