dropoutdave

Hahaha yeah, I would never get out of bed early for a worm. The only thing that gets me out of bed early is the smell of jet fuel or the overwhelming urge to go piss. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

"From the top of my head" yeah whats that one all about? From your scalp? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

What phrases piss you off? Which don’t you understand or which just annoy you? "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too" - If i've got cake, im gonna eat it! What else are you suppose to do with a bloody cake? "Theyd be turning in their grave" - No they won't, their dead. "Keep your eyes peeled.." - OW!!?? "Talk is cheap" - no talk is free!!! "A stitch in time saves nine" - nine what??? "A watched pot never boils" - yes it does! "Behind every great man there's a great woman" - wheres mine?? "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts" - why? "In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king" - in the kingdom of the blind they wouldnt know whether the king had one eye "Life begins at forty" - an obvious lie! "No man is an island" - unless they're massive and part of the earths formation. "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" - No, Chest! "The pen is mightier than sword" - LIE!!! you get a pen, i'll get my sword and we'll see about that one! "Two heads are better then one" - yeah for freaks "The boy is father to the man" - How? "There's no such thing as a free lunch" - ive had a few. "It's always the last place you look" - Of course it is, why would you carry on looking for it once you'd found it? "Life's short" - It's the longest thing you'll ever do. "Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves." - Rubbish, i looked after the pennies for 2 weeks and had about a quid fifty. Wasn't worth the effort. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Aww I like my idea. Points awarded for the best insult and bonus points awarded if the pig whinces or shows any sign of being annoyed with you for calling it names. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Bit late reply to this one...but OH MY FRICKIN GOD!!!! If you think this is kickass then take a step back and a look around, a BIG step back and a BIG look around!

Is it pig calling as in you stand there and hurl insults at a pig? Like calling the pigs momma or calling the pig a bastard? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Is your mom looking to adopt? hehe ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

A bike or a slap in the face? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

My cat's a girl called Steve. Wanted to call her Shit but my olds weren't too keen. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Yeah he died of pancreatic cancer, died about 4 weeks after finding out he had it. I would have loved to have known what he thought about Bush and Gulf War2. Best comedian that ever lived. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

For those of ya that haven't heard any of Bill Hicks material...here's a one of his finest moments...to me it is more truthful and powerful than anything any politician has ever said. With all the political debates going on at the moment I thought I would just remind eveyone.....It's Just A Ride. "The world is like a ride in an amusement park and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down and around and around, it has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud...and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on this ride for a long time and they begin to question....is this real, or is this just a ride, and other people have remembered and they come back to us and they say 'hey, don't worry, dont be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.' And we, kill those people. It's just a ride but we kill those good guys who try and tell us that, have you ever noticed that and we let the demons run amock. But it does'nt matter because ITS JUST A RIDE and we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice, no effort, no work, no job, no savings and money, a choice, right now....between fear and love. In the eyes of fear wants you to put bigger locks on your doors and buy guns and close yourself off, The eyes of love sees all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defence each year and instead spend it feeding, clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over NOT ONE HUMAN BEING EXCLUDED and we could explore space, both inner and outer, forever, in peace." ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

(peeks down blouse) Yep, shes right on that one! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Hhahaha the sheep pool games is wicked! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

*unbuttons trouser* Yep male. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

For me the worst way would to be surrounded in a sterile hospital surrounded by stangers. I'd choose any of the above over that. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Hahahahaha that rocks! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Anyone know how much it costs to do an intentional cutaway? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

I fear being that old man on my rocking chair wishing I had done things in my life that are too late to do and having to die with regrets. Being one of "them". Working in an office. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

On Airline on tv last night there was a couple having trouble checking their rigs in with Ryan Air. Weird thing was that about 20 people had flown with the same airline a few days before and got through ok. They eventually got let on after a few phone calls. The woman at the checkin desk said something like "We just had to make a few enquiries because people don't normally bring parachutes on planes." Hmmm gotta love em eh. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is mearly energy condensed through a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, life is only a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." "The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride... And we... kill those people." Bill Hicks ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Let's get drunk and shoot shit with my potato cannon!! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Started my day very confused, still drunk, coffee, then dragged my self to work. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Drive by Incubus made me drop out of uni and start living the life I wanted to live and say fuck it to to the fear and take control of my life. Sometimes I feel the fear of uncertainty stinging clear And I cant help but ask myself how much I'll let the fear take the wheel and steer It's driven me before, it seems to have a vague Haunting mass appeal Lately I'm beginning to find that I should be the one behind the wheel Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there With open arms and open eyes yeah Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there, I'll be there So if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of the hive Will I choose water over wine and hold my own and drive, oh oh It's driven me before, it seems to be the way That everyone else get around Lately, I'm beginning to find that when I drive myself, my light is found Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there With open arms and open eyes yeah Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there, I'll be there Would you choose water over wine Hold the wheel and drive Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there With open arms and open eyes yeah Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there, I'll be there ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Job sucks ass but its only a temporary thing until I get enough money together to get my tandem rating. Slave to money. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

23 last Tuesday and my mum forgot my birthday! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......