dropoutdave

DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK!!! Woohoo! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

DAMNIT!!! I got up an hour earlier than I had to and can't get back to sleep cos of my steaming hangover. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

That it absolutely brilliant!!!!! I know enough about cars to do it, just need to find the time. Not gonna stop there, why not do indicators, headlights, the lot! I owe you beer for that one. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Work for customs and excise for a shipping company but spend most of the day in an office/large portcabin doing paperwork and having argument with Belgian lorry drivers with bad BO. We have shared computers most of the time, lockers and a kitchen. I can pick the locks on the lockers easily enough so Im trying to work on a locker realted prank, like the one with the shaving foam in balloons, only problem is getting them to burst at the right time as the door opens. He starts work at 6 so itll be nice pick me up to start the day with, hehe. Knowing the overall level of moral at my workplace it'd probably be the best news he'd have all week! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Fantastic. The more evil the better. I got my friend with a great one at uni, he went out on the town and i was left in the halls because of all the work I had to catch up. Managed to pick his lock and got all of his clothes, shoes, bed sheets, pillows, duvets, the lot. Then sprayed them all wioth water, no soaking them, just making them a bit damp, the put them in the massive chest freezer we had for a few hours. He rolled in at 3 in the morn ready for bed only to find a frosty bed and damp clothes for the morning, mwaaaahahahaha. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Like it! Taken in and noted for future reference.....need something more along the lines off what i can do in the office (well, more af a glorified portacabin. I've been told he can be jumpy and this might be the best way to get him. It'll take some doing but ill eventually get the bastard. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

My job is destroying my soul. The only thing that keeps me going is that I need to save up more money to go to florida this winter and jump my ass off for 4 months. I've always been a believer in doing the thing you love most in life everyday, for the rest of your life, fortunately this might be the last time I ever have to work a job I hate if all goes well when I finally make it over to the states. Gotta keep that soul alive and kicking. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Calling all practical jokers......i've started a pratical joke war with a 53yr old guy who I work with, seeing as though im only 23, he has many years experience over me and I know he will always get me one better. I'm starting to run out of ideas now and I need some inspiration. It started off with me putting salt in his orange juice, which then led to him putting wahing up liquid in my bottle of orange cordial. Which then caused me to bring chillis to work and rub one on the rim of his coffee cup, which let to him screwing my jacket to a chair. I had no choice but to glue his baccy tin lid on and glue it to the ceiling in the office to which he rubbed my own chillis around the rim of everyone of the cigarettes in my packet. Smoking never hurt so much. Im currently working on some sort of device that can burst a load of balloons full of shaving foam at the exact time he opens his locker door. I need more ideas!!! Anyone played any classic practical jokes??? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

My brother is gay (well, more of a raging queen) and i've known for the past 7years or so. It doesn't bother me in the slightest if I see to men/women flaunting their sexuality, kissing holding hands, whatever. I don't look at it any differently than seeing a man and woman together. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Tis only a muck around test. But I aint picking up your bungees for ya, hehe. "Oh my god I danced with a gay, I danced witha gay, I danced with a gay." Homer ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Did the streets fights involve mainly slapping and scratching? Should have been the next question. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Like it! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

LMAO, that's ace. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

My bro is actually gay and i got him and his gay 'housemate' (im sure theres more to that) to take the test, his mate was 86% my bro was 64%, bitch and butch? He's just hit me for posting this, s'ok though, didn't hurt, more of a slap. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

hahaha. Was it just me or did anyone else get a bit worried when the needle carried on rising to 100% before it gave your result? Im probably wasted 30% of my time, and I don't always remember too much, maybe that's when i'm gay? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

If a gay person ever comes upto me in a club to I can now say, "Thanks, im really flattered but im only 34% gay." ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/ hahahaha im 34% gay. Learn something new everyday. How gay are the rest of you dz.commers? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

http://www.billingsclinic.com/Library/HealthGuide/SelfHelp/topic.asp?hwid=shc63adr HAHAHA one of my friends sent me this the other day..I can just see it now. "Hi everyone, my names Dave and i'm addicted to adrenaline." Everyone: "HI DAVE!!" "I've only done 15 skydives this week, that's 3 less than last week." **round of applause** ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

I cant believe they arrested him. That makes me so mad. The law is there to protect people, he did nothing to endanger anyone, partly due to the fact that he lived mind. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

The kettle for cooking and eating noodles out of. Just hold down the button for 3 mins so it doesnt stop boiling, close the lid and drain. A long fork comes in handy. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

No shit man, so many whuffos have said they look like sperm, and the pices sign?? Damn crettins, am getting tired of explaining to them what they are and what they mean but at the end of the day they never will and its what they mean to me at the end of the day. Wheres my savlon? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

After thinking about what to get done for ages and ages I finally decided to get closing pins on each of my wrists. Still scabby cos I only had it done 2days ago, hurt like buggery and its started to drive me insane cos i spend nearly all my day thinking about skydiving wthout a reminder permanently in front of me! Grrrr www.freewebs.com/trevittshit/Picture049.txt ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Came across this punk song by total chance the other day by a band called Kid With Man Head. The lyrics sound like it could have been written about skydiving. Reckon it would go sweet with some nice freefly footage....anyone else? Can get the song and lyrics from this site... http://www.mp3.com.au/track.asp?id=10264 DAMNIT!!!!!! MY KITTEN HAS JUST PUKED ON MY RIG!!! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT!!! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

I tried sit on my 2nd jump after AFF and carried on trying till I got it down. On 56 jumps now and can hold head down steady and sit and stand are getting much better. Have done a few flat jumps since and had no real problems at all but its not the same as freefly, freefly all the way. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......