dropoutdave

My aim is to be living in one of those trailers and hopefully within a year I could be there. Fingers crossed! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

I had a go once, was really strange having the wind behind you instead of going into it. I think you start off with a 5-6 square metre kite and then upsize. Don't do what I did and have a go on a 14 square metre kite for your first go, do look so cool being dragged along the beach on ya face. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Word of advice, don't jump from 17metres naked. I did once, landed bad and, erm, got 'violated' by the water. Never been the same since. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Man all your places sound much better than mine where a guy cant even beat his own record of 153 pegs on his face. I was just looking at the picture again (links on first post) he easily had enough room to fit 4 more pegs on his bottom lip and maybe another on his eybrow??? If he hadn't been posing for the picture he might have beaten the record! Ah well, Grimsby lads, what can you say eh! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Shame, I was gonna offer you a few thousand jump tickets for it. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

It's not fair. Why do I have to come from a place where people put pegs on their face. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Do people put pegs on their face in Southampton or is it just mentalists from Grimsby? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

I'll, er, just get my coat. hehe ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

This is my home towns finest.......http://www.ananova.com/images/web/30350.jpg A man who holds the world record for having the most clothes pegs clipped to his face has narrowly failed to beat his own mark. Garry 'Stretch' Turner, from Grimsby, was hoping to clip more than 153 pegs to his face at the launch of the 2004 Guinness Book of Records in Manchester. But his effort at the city's Arndale Centre failed when he managed to clip on only 150 pegs, says the Manchester Evening News. The latest Guinness Book of Records features 1,000 new world records and is printed in 23 languages. Man I love my town... ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Must have missed that one eh? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Come on people, lets talk money here.....how much for your souls? http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/quote.php "Your soul is worth £13676. For your peace of mind, 65% of people have a purer soul than you." Any takers? Will trade for jump tickets. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

I ought to point out, Jams, that I didnt write this myself, if you look above it, it was just something that got forwarded to me, made some sense, so I posted it. Read it properly before you pass judgement. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

It took me 20 mins to see the dolphins!! How corrupt is my mind??!! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

I consider myself far from perfect! I'm not sure where that comment came from??? What are you trying to say exactly? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Got this sent to me the other day, kinda cheered me up so thought I would share it..... BEING TWENTY - SOMETHING They call it the "Quarter-life Crisis." It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are many things about yourself that you didn't know and may not like. You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared because you barely know where you are now. You start realizing that people are selfish and that, maybe, those friends that you thought you were so close to aren't exactly the greatest people you have ever met, and the people you have lost touch with are some of the most important ones. What you don't recognize is that they are realizing that too, and aren't really cold, catty, mean or insincere, but that they are as confused as you. You look at your job... and it is not even close to what you thought you would be doing, or maybe you are looki! ng for a job and realizing that you are going to have to start at the bottom and that scares you. Your opinions have gotten stronger. You see what others are doing and find yourself judging more than usual because suddenly you realize that you have certain boundaries in your life and are constantly adding things to your list of what is acceptable and what isn't. One minute, you are insecure and then the next, secure. You laugh and cry with the greatest force of your life. You feel alone and scared and confused. Suddenly, change is the enemy and you try and cling on to the past with dear life, but soon realize that the past is drifting further and further away, and there is nothing to do but stay where you are or move forward. You get your heart broken and wonder how someone you loved could do such damage to you. Or you lie in bed and wonder why you can't meet anyone decent enough that you want to get to know better. Or maybe you love someone but love someone else too and cannot figure out why yo u're doing this because you know that you aren't a bad person. One night stands and random hook ups start to look cheap. Getting wasted and acting like an idiot starts to look pathetic. You go through the same emotions and questions over and over, and talk with your friends about the same topics because you cannot seem to make a decision. You worry about loans, money, the future and making a life for yourself... and while winning the race would be great, right now you'd just like to be a contender! What you may not realize is that everyone reading this relates to it. We are in our best of times and our worst of times, trying as hard as we can to figure this whole thing out. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Hey, hang on a minute....you lose points if you whack Bush or his bitch?? Something wrong there.....should be bonus points!!!!!!1 ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

http://server2.uploadit.org/files/311003-HT0145.jpg My eyes have gone funny... ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

I'd aim for the bar and shout "DOUBLE JD AND COKE!!" just before I hit the floor, with one arm outstretched. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

I hate the damn things but unfortunatley your social life suffers if you dont have one. Am I alone here or does anyone else HATE it when people start pissing around with their ring tones in public? As for all the 'latest' phones, i've had my brick for 6 years now,been dropped 100s of times, bin run over by a car and the things still working! Old phones are the best! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Yeah he thought it was piss funny. Only singed hairs and a bit sore. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

My old man once blew up one of those 5 foot tall gas bottles with a blow torch when the tide was out. Made a hole the size of a bungalow apparently!! Anyone know when low tide is? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

I accidently set my friends arm on fire when I was fire breathing....im no menace to society. It was fuckin hilarious. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Jeeeeeze loosen up a bit. Unless you have a vast collection of hilarious PC jokes??? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

Pilots a bit dodgy, can be a bit emotional. Can't complain mind, jump ticket is a biscuit to 3 feet. http://www.jamesmannartfarm.com/pursuitimg/p16.jpg ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......

The best revenge is by living the good life and making sure your tha happiest you can be, that way, whilst the exes are trying to get at you in their pathetic little ways, you dont give a fuck cos your happy and they're not. I had a messy slipt with my ex about a year ago and within 5 days i was in South Africa learning to skydive, she didnt even know I had left the country until she called my house a week later to 'talk'. So instead of going over the same arguments that follow a breakup I was jumping my ass off, in the sun, drinking cheap cheap beer and living in a city where the girls out number guys to 8-1!!! Were absolutely fine now, shes got a new boyf and hes a great guy....and erm, I got my rig and we get along just fine!!! yeah ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......