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goddamn man! That is probably the most fucked up thing I have seen from your posts, IMO. sheesh. jeff D-16906

"Nest o skeemin' bastards. They couldn't agree on the color of shite!" jeff D-16906

Yep, time bandits is there. Nice work, but there are a few still unidentified. jeff D-16906

Let's thank our Big Toe, Sgt Hulka. ok here are my contributions: "I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war for dying for his vounty. he won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." "We walk from here!" "I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless. But not men." "Last I heard, there were a billion screaming Chinamen" "Let's do it for Johnny, man. We'll do it for Johnny! " "You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history." "I'm glad. Hopefully it means we can cut out the part of the conversation where you're wondering how full of shit I am" "Man, I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you... you didn't have a dick. " "The diamond, Lao. The deal was for the diamond!" "you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a fuckin education you coulda got for a dollah fifty in late chahges at the public library" "The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting... " "This afternoon, we walked into a fruit store, and the clerk thinks I'm some out-of-town hick. "Those apples will be two bucks each", he tells me. I pass over a five. And as he's about to give me a dollar change, I say "keep it, we're even. On the way in, I stepped on a grape" "Do be careful! Don't lose any of that stuff. That's concentrated evil. One drop of that could turn you all into hermit crabs." "Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator. " "No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?" "All right. But you tell that slag, that in the ghetto, washing non colourfast synthetics at 60 degrees could cost you your life. "If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. And if you ever interrupt me whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your fucking jacobs off." "Saturday, Donny, is Shabbas, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!" "Look what I got! I mean look at me! You got everything, man! Come on! Look what I got to fucking go around with, fucking diapers! I shit my pants everyday! I can't walk, I can't hump... you know? Go ahead and kill me, you COCKSUCKER! " "And if these pictures have anything important to say to future generations, it's this: I was here. I existed. I was young, I was happy, and someone cared enough about me in this world to take my picture. " "Earthman, your Mickey Mouse is one big stupid dope!" "Telephone call? Telephone call? That's communication with the outside world. Doctor's 'discretion'. Nuh-uh. Look, hey - all of these nuts could just make phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all these poor sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, plague of madness." that is all I have got for now jeff D-16906

bump anyone? else beside phree?

I am wondering if anyone out here works in the direct mail or catalog industry. Or division at a company that does direct mail.catalog send outs. I have a few questions about that. PM if you do. thanks, jeff D-16906

Nice thread! You know, a good weird one is "the love lump" from Erotech industries. But it seems that they have taken it down...anyone have it in their archives? jeff D-16906

Ok here goes a couple of good stories surrounding super hot stuff: habeneros: One day back at Jumptown, I was making some fresh salsa. It is pretty good, and it requires a mix of peppers, so i get as many as the grocery store has. I want spice but not too much hot, so I use a bit of the ol habenero, and that is all I need. I wind up with an extra habenero. Jokingly, when I was done, I offered the pepper to anyone who wanted it. All the sane people at the dz that day had the classic "no way" response. All but one. This crazy Russian comes up to me and says he likes hot. I tell him how hot these things really are...No no no he assures me he loves hot, it will be no big deal. Alright dude, go for it, but I am telling you.... So he eats the whole habenero, chews on it enough, then swallows it down. Instantly his face was flush red, and he was dripping sweat from his head, for about an hour after he was in sever pain, sweating and eating bread trying to put the fire out. It was crazy. Dave's Insanity Sauce: Another day at the dz, we are not jumping because of rain or whatever, so a bunch of us are hanging around. Suddenly the discussion turns to military sit ups, and like clockwork, there is a girl in the crowd who hasn't heard of it, and swears that she can do one. If you don't know what one is, ask someone, and they will be happy to have you demonstrate it. Anyway, the military sit up goes exactly as planned, and the girl is pissed off. So later on, she finds her opportunity and pours about half a bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce into this guys beer when he wasn't watching his beer, plus she makes sure to slather some on the rim of the bottle. It was dark, we were all by the fire, so it was perfect cover. The guy never knew until it was too late, and he too spent the next few hours in severe pain, followed by some more pain about 8 hours later.... ahh the hot stuff. jeff D-16906

it is heavier than canon, but it is also rugged. I tend to abuse my stuff My neck doesn't suffer with my Xaos. It has not opened hard for me...well it hasnt So soft openings. ymmv jeff D-16906

I have been using the 16mm full frame Nikkor lens. It was $850 when I bough a few years ago. THIS ONE Looks like it is $100 cheaper now. It makes it 24mm, catches a lot in the background, although I did like the full frame fisheye, and miss that now. One day I will get the 10.5mm and be all good again. I also have a 20mm that I used for bigger RW stuff. If you take a look back at many of the 2004 Parachutists, you can see my pics in there, and most of them were with the d70 16mm combo. Actually, also the FEB 2005 issue has a couple of my pics in it. It is a sweet camera, and I love it. But I am a diehard Nikon fan.... jeff D-16906

Darius, you must be partial to him because his awarding winning role in Threesome... You loved it when he grabbed that dude's ass, didn't you Darius? and since someone else brought in Star Wars into the mix, you could also add Mark Hamill to the list. jeff D-16906

Hey Brandon, I have the mod from Harbortronics for my D70, and it is solid. I had a problem once witha faulty Conceptus switch. Ed over there sent me a new switch, and since that time, I havent missed a shot with it in over a thousand still jumps. The mod is awesome, because a Conceptus switch will plug right into it. I had my camera back in about a week I think, Harbortronics is great, talk with Mark if you have any more questions. I love it, would do it again if I had to... but will be getting a d200 sometime when i can. jeff D-16906 btw, the switch from cenceptus that works well has three conductors on it...making it stereo, I guess?

Yep, no doubt Steve Baldwin. jeff D-16906

No idea on that stuff, but the Ben and Jerry's factory is nearby... jeff D-16906

yeah man, 8 letters, monopoly. jeff D-16906

sure. time Now here is my riddle: A man stops his car in front of a hotel and goes broke. One word, 8 letters will suffice as the correct answer. jeff D-16906 edited for the right number!

Phoenix is great. I just moved here about a year ago from Massachusetts. Tons of jobs in Phoenix....you should be able to find work no matter what you do here. Try to live more towards the south side of phoenix, because then it is a straight shot to Skydive Arizona...one of the best dzs there is. if you need help finding a place to live, my wife is realtor, EDIT: NO ADVERTIZING PLEASE let me know if you need some specific answers to things, pm me if you need to. jeff D-16906

Hey man, I live in Arizona City, right near Skydive Arizona. It is about 3 hours to Yuma. Yuma is basically out there by itself, halfway between San Diego and Phoenix. Lots of dudes I know come out from Yuma to jump at Eloy often. good luck man. jeff D-16906

I am in....for the latter part, and maybe more of the nightlife... jeff D-16906 After December 27th (back from the family), may have two extra twin beds available in our house... (8 minutes away) pm me.

Yep, basically. It even had chunks of lobster in it. Sick and disgusting. jeff D-16906

Hey i have had jalepeno ice cream. Weird, it is spicy and creamy...I didn't like it one bit. It was at this place in northampton MA (also one in Boston) called Herrell's. here is a list of all their flavors: Clicky I have also had Lobster ice cream....just about the nastiest thing I have ever tasted. jeff D-16906

Yep, All you northeasterners who bitch about the weather, and happen to be skydivers, need to face facts, move to a close distance from Skydive Arizona. you can always get other jobs The weather is sweet here, day after day.... after day after day after day. I am happy to not be suffering in new england anymore. Although I do miss the Jumptowners though... jeff D-16906

I'll be in and out. (live 8 minutes away! jeff D-16906

This is the one I bought: Alera CD Cruiser It is awesome, takes about 30 seconds to burn a jump onto to a cd, super easy to use, and it is even $30 cheaper than when I bought it. I have used it for at least 500 tandems so far. Plus, you get to make copies for yourself. It does automatic multisession, so you just have one cd for yourself which you keep adding to every time you want. jeff D-16906