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Everything posted by Unstable
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I know your name, Sheesh. Aussies never listen. Anyways, "some chic in a Bikini" is just a verb phase do get the idea of what a broad spectrum of bad-asses we have on dzzie.com
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Yeah, I'd be pissed as hell! There is "good natured practical jokes" but that one has crossed the line.... That's one thing we do right in the USA... When was the last time we had a full-scale riot on the National level because of a Soccer (or football) game.... =========Shaun ==========
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Way to go Allison! Good description. Yes, the "party" is this Saturday, and we'll have soda and Pizza for all who help. Granted, it's not a 'wage', but it's how we jump for cheap!
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HOLY SHIT the eye talks! Beautiful, um, eyeball. Looks kinda gooey, I'm not sure I'd want to touch it. Do you have a body, or are you just a huge eyeball? Do you wear a fucking goggles, um, goggle for a jumpsuite? Can you see through peoples clothes, like X-rays?!? Can you see through mine?!?! =========Shaun ==========
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Yeah, Right on Dave!! You are the coolest guy I know and I've heard good things about your wife!! =========Shaun ==========
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I was wondering the same..... Sheesh - I'm-a getting to everybody!! You, ladydyver, are cool if and only if when I meet you I get a big ladydyver hug..... If you do, you are not only the coolest person with a misspelled "diver" in your name, but also prolly one of my top 10 dizzy.commers. =========Shaun ==========
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Holy crap, itsssa rat! Cora, Huh? that's what they call you in the real world? When I meet you, can I have either a hug or a high-five?!?! =========Shaun ==========
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Looking at your avatar, I'm insulting and complimenting everyone in this thread. You just look like a D&Der. I see you are crafty. Are you a thief? =========Shaun ==========
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You are cool as shit too. D&D was never really my thing, but I'm sure you have enough D-12s, D-36s, and D-100's to roll play yourself out of any situation!! Keep on skydiving brother, and get those experience points and charisma up!!!
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Unstable loves you especially, but only if you loves unstables. You are a female skydiver and our token redhead!! You are probably pretty much the most badass skychic to ever post on here with your flaming locks. =========Shaun ==========
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I love you too man!! I'm not sure what's up with your avatar, but you're cool as hell!! Do you want a lolly pop? Are you a fish!?! =========Shaun ==========
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......YOU ALL!!! It's like one great big F*#@ed up family! We've got a Turtle, some girl in a bikini, a fucking rabbit, something with a bearded guy, Roysplaything liked to get spanked, some people who's name pops up green, and some old foggies!! Man, DZ.com is a hoot! =========Shaun ==========
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Holy Crap!! It's your Birthday? Happy happy birthday - DangerRoo!!! After you get done celebratin', we need to get cracking on our little helium breast business.... =========Shaun ==========
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New Paint Job on our Lovely C-182.
Unstable replied to Unstable's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Well, ya know we do have a barn, but it's mostly for cows. I guess we could put them airplanes with the chickens and hens, maybe the shiny metal can help keep them foxes out. =========Shaun ========== -
I Need a Research & Development Team For Helium Breast Implants STAT!
Unstable replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Hey ACME, you said I could join your Company in the other thread! Can I be the quality control guy?!?! =========Shaun ========== -
Awww, but the girls said I could be the breast-feeler.... [/whine] =========Shaun ==========
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"I'm sorry Turtle. We've received your application as a test subject, but we are sorry to inform you that those positions have been filled. We Appreciate your interest in getting your tits sucked, and hope that you have good luck in your job searching." So, where is my first subject? =========Shaun ==========
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We'll need a good sample size - oh say, 30 hotties? This is for a good cause, really. Are you sure you don't want to be the first test subject? =========Shaun ==========
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Good Thinking. I was talking bout it in another thread, but I've had a few "LOOK AT MY NEW RIG EVERYBODY!!!" surprises from new jumpers like that when they show up at the DZ ready to jump..... =========Shaun ==========
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I used to think that 2 people who didn't shower was the definition of Dirty Sex. Sounds kinda fun - like a weekend camping activity with your SO. What a good way to get to know each other intimately. =========Shaun ==========
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Hey, I'm a qualified Industrial Engineer offering my professional services pro bono. Would you like me to show you what I can do? You could be my control....
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That shit scares me. It really does. I don't know what is worse - that some rigger out there would inspect and give the okay for someone to sell that rig in that fashion, or the fact that some young excited jumper just might show up at the DZ with that and get their heart broken when they find out they got screwed.... =========Shaun ==========
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I wanna be on the testing team. I could do quality control, it's my specialty. I'll help out, for free, and make sure they arn't too firm or too soft.
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Sorry. Max and Tad are my boys.
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That would be one amazing episode of Mythbusters!!! Hell, I'm sure the entire country would want to watch Tori fill her titties up with helium! =========Shaun ==========