Twoply

I provided my family with everything I was able. Mind, spirit, entertainment and comfort. Also, thank god I wont have to see that really ugly woman in the coffee shop every morning.

Why did they even make those stupid kind that had Superman's picture on the front of the shirt? Why didn't they always make them look like the actual front of the superheoes costume? I mean, who the hell wanted a picture of the hulk on the front of the Hulk's underoos? Wouldn't have been better to have a green chest on the front? Or have the Green Lantern's logo intead of some stupid picture of him thwarting some evil guy with his ring? Am I alone here people???

I wore Durashocks for the longest time, but the sole kept splitting in hald at the ball of my foor. I went over to Redwings. They are like slippers. Excellent boots. A good pair of work boots are the kind that are comfotable.

Mine's the one with the capri's on.

I was pretty stoned when I came up with mine.

What do you mean by "pretty strong?" Too fast and foamy? Try turning the pressure down that's going into the tank by turning the silver slotted screw counter clockwise 2 turns. See if the pressure backs off. If you're getting too much pressure, then that gauge might be faulty. I'm pretty sure you should have your CO2 valve all the way open. What do the instructions say?

I jsut found a sample of it online. Nope thats not it. What other one was popular enough to be on the radio?

That sounds familiar. What cd is that on?

Well thanks for remembering everyone! You all suck.

What was the name of the song by finger eleven that was really popular before the song "One thing" caught on? It was a little harder and more of a rock song. First one to answer gets a lewd pencil drawing of me getting out of a steamy shower.

I mean a dented one that isn't creased or obviously leaking. Why not?

Why is that? Is there some chemical that onions have that causes wind in her skirt? Is there a remedy? I'd like to have her in the bedroom again. She's sleeping in our garage now, the stinky bitch. Thanks Mike

I was going out to meet a buddy the other night around 1030pm to go jumping. Walked out to the street where I had my work truck parked when I hear the sound of something hit the side of my truck and a car goes whizzing by me. Egg shells land right in front of my feet and I see it all over my truck. I jsut so happen to have my keys and I went after them. I followed them through my developement and into another one. They were obviously trying to lose me but I was on their ass. They pulled down a dead end culdesac and I blocked their exit. They tried pulling around me but I gunned it and blocked them. I jumped out and started the "What the f*** do you little f****ers think you're doing? None of them move and they are clearly scared. I was in full dark clothes attire and combat boots and pissed. I start the really intimidating shit with them and start to walk right up their hood when the driver and passenger get out. I started the whole "what the F*** do you think y ou're doing" thing again and I told tehm I'd rip their f***ing throats out if they didnt clean this shit off my truck right f***ing now!" The other two in the back snapped out like good little boys and were looking for something to use. I told them to use their f***ing shirts if they have to. Now picture this, 4 high school punks thinking they're the shit, cleaning my truck with their shirts. I streamed obscenities at them the whole time they were wiping the egg off. I got a vision of the drill seargent in Full metal Jacket. I got the driver and told him to give me his ID. I grabbed a notepad from my front seat and started to srite down his info, when I just looked up at him, held up his drivers license and told him "This is mine. And if anything happens to my house, your the first motherf***er I'm coming after." I really though he was going to cry. I dont get much of any vandalism in my neighborhood, but to catch one in the act really was all I thought it could be. Truth be told, if the kid had come back the next day to ask for his id back, I probably would have given it back, but let him know something about respecting someone's property.

Pringles had one for a long time, I think. He tried cross breeding it with a turkey and it didn't work.

What an idea. Mine's too large to fit. You have to make sure you purchase one that can accomodate your physical person. I bought one that was a little too narrow and it was uncomfortable. Not at all like a snug vagina. Not to be gross, but you also have to make sure it's durable. I've had mine for about 1.5 years and it's fine. We sacrificed the more realistic feel for longevity. A good tip I learned too is to make sure to get one that can be warmed from running it under hot water. Makes a world of difference.

Can someone send that tune to me? Torrent crashed my pc one too many times for me to try and find it there. Thanks Mike

Does anyone have a picture?

When you make a fist, can you move your thumb like it's a lower jaw for a puppet?

Maybe a repost, I dunno. Can anybody get her there? www.funfreepages.com/games/orgasm_girl.php

Your out now, man. Roll that thing over, there's pussy on the other side!

I was at a new jobsite today meeting a coworker to design some scaffolding. I parallel parked my truck, walked around and locked all the doors, checked traffic and kinda stutter stepped, going back to check that I did rally lock the back latch. I checked and turned around , stepped out into the street and the next thing I knew I heard a loud horn and I was planting my hands on top of a car's hood that was driving right through me. I posted my arms off the hood, and jumped up onto the hood landing my shoulder and left hip onto the windshield. The driver stopped and I went tumbling off the front of the car and on the pavement. Amazing how slow it all happens. I popped up and walked over to the passenger window which was down, and aplogized for denting the porky woman's hood. She was in total panic mode. She couldnt even speak and was frozen looking at me saying "I hit you I hit you" over and over in that female high pitched voice. I said not to worry, and that it was my fault I walked out in front of her and that I was fine. I dont know where the hell she came from or how fast she was going but when I got up, I was next to the driver's door of the car parked in front of me. I went and met my buddy a few minutes later and he didnt believe me. I dont think I would have too. Gotta love being me. Fucking flake.

I guess one wouldn't really know a FTV if you saw them. That is interesting. Thanks

Oh, that was horrible.

I've seen guys dressed as women, but what do they call a woman who tries to be like a guy? *Insert stupid replies here*

Ahh,... ok. When you are in the tub, your wetted skin's resistance is much much lower. Now send in the same amount of current and it becomes lethal. I never thought of your resistance being lowered. How obvious, but I never thought of that. Thats why I asked. Thanks