wildcard451
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I do have a hog you can ride, but you gotta stroke it to get it started.
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it's bad when you explain the joke and it still fucking sucks.
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Well thats one way to get guys to like you. hahahahaha. Anyone remember the Friends episode with the pimento baloney foreskin? thankfully no. but not surprisingly that explains so much more about you.
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Well thats one way to get guys to like you. hahahahaha.
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a few air holes, a water bowl, and a salt lick. they'll be fine.
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my work here is done.
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Yes, there are much better ways to get high. yep!! anywy, i washoping to get ksiiny not high. skinny Same thought as the other thread. A lot of good fuckings will make you skinny.
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she's worth the wait. plus, anyuthing can be fixed by a good fucking.
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Yes, there are much better ways to get high.
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If you knew me you wouldn't say that.
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no no. red pill makes you sleep. \ blue pill makes you wanna get touched and fuck and hug everyone. Balance is the key.
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Thanks J.... Like my head wasn't going to explode already, now you've added Fuck and Ass. hmmmph And I'll kiss your ass anyway fucker!!!! g How about I fuck you in the ass and make it all better?
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You're not serious? Oh shit, maybe I should start joking then.
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Tqake the red pill next time.
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wooooohoooooo are you having hot monkey sex??? I really need to step away from this thread.... The only thing I'm reading is "Tits, Dicks, Sex" all the other words just seem to be a blur.... Tits, Dicks, Sex, Tits, Dicks, Sex, Tits, Dicks, Sex.... anyone else horny???? g Dunno about the monkey sex, but I have had this thing for tits and guppie lately....
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you've taken some uppers. I recommend some horse tranquilizers to even yourself out.
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That would take you a step up from being French... "Ohhhhhhhhhh!!" Oh but wait...I thought he was Canadian? I guess my college studies lead me to believe that France was over ye ocean from here... So Canadians have the same problem Americans do I guess? We can't JUST be American? We have to be hyphenated-Americans and hyphenated-Canadians? I dunno really. I was just making an educated guess from the smell.
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Maybe if your dick ran as much as your mouth you wouldnt have to pay for it. ....... surprisingly enough, lately there has been abundance of work for it. Can't really complain. But, like we said, if you can't take a joke, you know where to go.
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This wasnt the insulting part. The part of all women being hookers is. No gentleman would ever state that. Then again, what does one expect from the bon-fire... Yes we would. It's us joking on the fact that to take you out to dinner and get to know you and buy you drinks at the bar is paying for sex in a different way. It's a joke. This is the bonfire. If you wanna get your tits in a twist go to SC and bitch about why your opinion of a gentleman doesn't fit reality.
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That would take you a step up from being French...
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this thread is still going? Remi, are you asleep?
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Still a Virgin huh?? Trust me.. We all pay for it. One way or another.. Just some women are a little more honest about what it is gonna cost than others! Indeed.
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Or a date. Then a punching bag.
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Yeah, you easily take the cake on that one.
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Oh funks....where are you? Were you a bad boy and got spanked? *wave* I know you're out there. He says he loves you all and misses you all terribly. Esp our less intelligent posters. He REALLY wants to give you all a big hug.