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Completely off topic, but the joke that does that for me (first read on here) is: Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend is horny? A: You reach down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse. Blues, Dave Holy shit you asshole, making me laugh that hard is not cool.
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Men have needs. So do women. It's good if they talk about it. better if she helps you blow your load.
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Bravo. I am truly inspired by your post. Hey, I am the biggest cat lover out there... Just thought this one was funny. If the cat died, or, if the photo was not photoshopped and it was a real loaded gun (look where the cat's eyes are looking in relation to the gun) I would have raised holy hell.... nah, the realism would have made it funnier.
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I dont get it. You wouldn't. *holy shit, I can insult remi now!!!!....oh wait, nothing's changed*
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Hey, I thought it was funny. But didn't understand mine . . . hmmmm Care to explain it? It was along the lines of doo gooders coming to save the day - Sarcasm: stating the opposite of the intended meaning, e.g. using "that's amazing" to mean "that's awful". It is used in a humorous manner, often harshly, and is expressed through vocal intonations such as over-emphasizing the actual statement or particular words. If it makes you feel better, I am laughing my ass off.
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*golfclap*
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Bravo. I am truly inspired by your post.
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I sometimes miss your sarcasm, but I've found a bit of domestic violence can usually tide me over till you post again. Blues, Dave Nothing solves a problem like a good swift kick to the midsection.
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I bet you don't speed on the freeway either . . . That would be wrong turtle.
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I have to wonder how many skydives could have been bought with the money some people spend on trumpeteers to play for them every time they ride to the rescue on dz.com. 1 and a hop and pop. Why? I dunno. Cause I said so.
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I don't get it. You don't want it. I hear that it is contagious.
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Oi. Can we please not go down this path again? -Battered woman joke -Post expressing agreement -Post expressing more agreement -Post that jokes about domestic violence are never funny -Post expressing agreement that domestic violence is not a joke -Post saying "lighten up it was a joke" -Post saying "this is Bonfire what did you expect" -Post saying "it's not funny." Watch out!!! You'll get the defenders of all that is right in here to try to save the day. God save us from that fate. Btw, some people here seem to miss my sarcasm.
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*raises hand*
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I'm so disappointed that I wasn't an option. Sure you are. "Other." I feel so unloved.
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Hi. My Name is Kelly. *winner*
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If she won't put out then I am not staying around anyway. It's not cheating if you get the fuck out.
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I would have to say that in my clinical judgement no further use would be gained from giving you a lobotomy, and I would decline based on it being a futile medical procedure. You are already dumb enough on your own that there is nothing modern medicine can do to make it worse.
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Harassed by local police while posting on DZ.com
wildcard451 replied to stitch's topic in The Bonfire
Just outside of Chatham. North of Danville. If you happen to make your way near roanoke, give me a call. -
I'm so disappointed that I wasn't an option. Maybe you were considered a "given"? Probably. It's real easy. Come on now, I hang out with funks. Hell, half the time I am his inspiration. Maybe that's why he's on vacation and I am not. Call me the puppeteer..
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Harassed by local police while posting on DZ.com
wildcard451 replied to stitch's topic in The Bonfire
Where are you in Southern VA??? -
I'm so disappointed that I wasn't an option.
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Seeing your name in green scares me.
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Being a dirty girl? giggtiy giggity giggity *she's 19 btw, with all the drama floating in here lately, last thing I need is someone busting my nuts for a pedophilia joke*
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we are SO fighting right now And not for nothing, but I've SO got my money on the hottie from NYC. I'm just sayin. OMG, I'm SO w/ you on that one!!! she's a fiesty one... I know this from personal experience. I look forward to her trying to spank me.
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did you leave me a voice mail th other day?