wildcard451

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  1. WHEEEEEEEE!!! I WIN I WIN!!!!! and we set the thread on fire in the process. Thanks bud.
  2. Canadian. John Wayne Can I answer yet??? No.
  3. Only on mondays ya little bitch.
  4. I'm just in a "fuck with everyone mood tonight" ya faggot. *was that appropriate?*
  5. wildcard451

    Threeway

    Cause then she can't play too.
  6. Faggot (dont mean that in the homo slandering way either) Yes you did. Don't be a little bitch and suck up to the man, Say what you mean, gromw some balls, and stand behind it.
  7. I thought the only good canuck was a dead canuck?
  8. Got any FUCK HER? I seem to be all out. Your bottle of FUCKHER has been dry for some time it would seem... I've got a nice supply, but I'm not sharing... I've got some FUCKSUDS that I'm willing to let go for cheap though. Nah, I heard that shit is poisonous. Anyone got a spare bottle of FUCKHER lying around? I could use a refill. I promise I won't call and ask for more.
  9. Got any FUCK HER? I seem to be all out.
  10. Um, I think you just did. But was it really a PA since you addressed it to someone else? Things that make you go... "yeah, it was" Whoa. Case of the vanishing posts. As I was saying.... Guy, girl, whatever. Unless you are a chick humping me, you have about the same utility as a guy I don't know. Whoa Whoa... yeah man, that was trippy. I thought I needed to lay off the cough syrup for a second there... Brandon, something soapy-soap once said comes to mind... something about an inflatable toy for kids... Now, where could we ever find that quote? fuck, i dunno, i just live here. Uh, hey neighbor.....I'm kinda new here....mind if I borrow a cup of shut the fuck up?
  11. Um, I think you just did. But was it really a PA since you addressed it to someone else? Things that make you go... "yeah, it was" Whoa. Case of the vanishing posts. As I was saying.... Guy, girl, whatever. Unless you are a chick humping me, you have about the same utility as a guy I don't know. Whoa Whoa... yeah man, that was trippy. I thought I needed to lay off the cough syrup for a second there... Brandon, something soapy-soap once said comes to mind... something about an inflatable toy for kids... Now, where could we ever find that quote?
  12. Um, I think you just did. But was it really a PA since you addressed it to someone else? Things that make you go... "yeah, it was" Whoa. Case of the vanishing posts. As I was saying.... Guy, girl, whatever. Unless you are a chick humping me, you have about the same utility as a guy I don't know.
  13. While I'm certain you are neither a glutton nor a felon, I'm absolutely positive god is an iron. No more drugs for that man.
  14. Mama, can I call this guy a fucking idiot already? Or will it get me banned?
  15. HAHAHAHA........And Linder takes the lead! What I find pec uliar is that the forums have a dont joke about paediphilia rule EVER, but it's quite acceptable to post this type of dribble I'm sure your mothers would be so proud of how their young men have grown Actually, mine is. And yours wishes you could be more like me.
  16. HAHAHAHA........And Linder takes the lead!
  17. You're shooting an approach in a Cessna 152...at night...with a crosswind...that is gusting to 45 mph. ha ha! dude, so, i was on my way home from alaska in a twin comanche, and my instructor fell asleep, his sister (who i was sleeping with at the time) asked me to hop in the back seat. i threw on the autopilot, and hopped back there. one of the best BlowJobs i have ever had. of course, as i was making a mess in her mouth, the left engine ran out of gas, i forgot to switch the tanks before i hoped in back to get some tail. he woke up, and fixed the problem. looked back at us, shook his head, and fell back asleep. we havent spoke of it since then. i still maintain she gave me the best BJ of my life, with a view of the Alaska mountains all around me at the same time. We have a winner.
  18. What about those silly kids and their pesky dog?
  19. Just make sure you know how to act.
  20. CAKES AND PIES!! I'll have the cake and he can have the pie on my b-day!! Yes, I think that a birthday bj is the perfect way to start out the man's b-day.
  21. I'd allow you to make me your #1 friend. I guess you're cool enough to rank me up there.