wildcard451

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  1. Give it time. And get the hell off the ice befoere you get hurt and can't jump.
  2. Much like CTB and ART. Also called "paws up" or the inevitible celestial discharge. fucking gomers.
  3. As always, Sarah, your level of helpfulness is just awe-inspiring. I agree with her. Quit being a pussy. Make your own decisions. Bald is beautiful. If you want to, man up and break out the razor. If you chicken out you can always shave your legs as an option.
  4. Apparently it's not "stop" ... 'Shell Now you're talking my language.
  5. Scorpio. But the real question is... What's your sign. Giggity. Giggity.
  6. Go hang out in the free clinic. You'll see some vaginas that ARE infected wounds. Uggghhhhh.............were's the puking icon? Been there, done that
  7. wildcard451

    Vintage

    Vintage? you want vintage? Find me a fucking idiot and let me go to town.
  8. let me tell you about micro's sister....man the mouth on that girl.....
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    Pub?

    There's tits in the pub you lazy bitches.
  10. Don't worry. Some of corrupt our patients.
  11. Well, hell no it isn't. If you are going to get in trouble though, smack the bitch and tell her to get back in the kitchen. You may as well actually be in trouble for something worht being in trouble over.
  12. I actually did some of my best work in math when I was drunk off my ass. I solved a problem that I had been working on for 18 months on a cocktail napkin that I made the girl I was dating at the time keep in her purse until the next day so I wouldn't lose my answer.
  13. I mean, I have those drugs. I just want better ones.
  14. You can't find the drugs you are looking for?
  15. Sweet, can I be offended if I buy a house by an artillery field and get a stray shell in my front yard?
  16. What a fucking cunt. It really must suck to be her. Sadly, I'm not stunned.