wildcard451

Welcome to a cornered market. I am sure you can go down to the corner hardware store and get Bob behind the counter to fix it up for you good as new. If you don't wanna pay for it, don't swoop. Adding the medical bills in here was a great touch. Some people really are out of touch with reality as to consequences of what they are getting themselves into.

Darwin. In all seriousness........not a good idea. The funny ones never are.

Hey... flashbacks can be cool! (and what you need to do... which I didn't, and now reget. Buy a new pager at the end of the residency and TOTALLY trash that one like you've always wanted to!!!!!! Throw it, stomp it, drive over it, shoot it, maybe even blow it up.... ) My med school pager got launched from a 9th sotry balcony into traffic......that was very tharaputic. This pager I will def wind a creative way to destroy it

I'll be getting to RDU in NC about 3 am to catch my red eye to tampa. Could go earlier to meet for a drink. Lol. I'll be in z-hills 29th-2nd but may trip out to sebastian for a day or two....why the hell not?

Cross cover at the VA ICU/CCU/SDU. This is not my hospital. This is a shithole on the face of the earth designed to actually.....ah fuck it. If this mother fucking thing beeps one more time...... Oh yeah, and those videos? Here is what the IT dept here thinks of them... Access to the URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6TRZlcE8z4%26mode=related%26search= has been denied. (Your request was denied because of its content categorization: Blocked URLs.) The One-VA (ECSIP) Internet Gateways are for official VA use only. Misuse violates VA policy. If you believe that this site is categorized incorrectly, and that you have a business reason for access to this site please contact your local Information Security Officer and the VA Network Operations Center via blah blah blah.....

I've got 14 hours to go, I'm almost out of caffeine, and mother fuckers just won't leave me alone. I need some entertainment.

wuss.

Bean Chris and Julie jheadley Jumpchikk MissG8tordiver Psycho Bob and Patty Popsjumper and right hand Katee and left hand SkymonkeyONE katiebear21 DougH and the rest UConn crew UpNDownShop (currently handless) Wildcard451 May as well make it official.

well, I am out in the -6.00 and -6.50 range, and I know I am by far not the worst. if I remember correctly I had a friend in HS that was out near 10 and wore contacts.... could be wrong about that one though

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

if the damned government let me access it from work I would.

actually, listen to LM. ....did i just say that?

WTF??? Anyway, I've heard some women don't like to give BJs to un-circumcised men. Definitely something to think about. Hahahahahaha....it started already Every time there's a circumcision post in an internet forum, it's always a heated willy waving debate, I find it stupid that cut guys are trying to make uncut guys feel that they won't be getting much because they are uncut, and vice versa. Different strokes for different folks. Literally. The only real practical information I give mothers about it is that for the first 6 months of life an uncut male has the same uti risk as that of a female, but after that it drops off to normal risk. Some women like it cut, some like it swinging in the breeze like the day it was made. I've heard all answers. By the way mother fuckers are popping kids out where I work, I'd say both version of cock seem to work as intended.

if you take a look at the jump numbers of those outraged vs those that just say 'whatever', I think you can answer that question and also who not to do this prank to we have a winner. Only do this to those friends you have taht are smart enough to a) look at their own cutaway handle first. b) not freak out. But I personally think this would be fucking hillarious. Even funnier than dumping your buddy out of a formation(assuming no camera guy, cause I'd fucking kill you then)

ask the poor people sitting beside me why I am laughing so hard right now....

Show me the study.

Circumcision is purely a cosmetic procedure in the US where our rates of infection are dramatically lower. Didn't even read the article, don't have time right now. As far as effective as a vaccine against penile cancer? Well, without looking it up I believe that the incidence of penile cancer is something like 1:100,000 people so that NNT (number needed to treat to prevent one case) is way to high to justify giving that as a reason. Do I tell every mother of every kid that I cut that it is purely cosmetic? Yup. Have I started informing them of recent law suits of men against their parents for cutting em? Yup. Do almost all of them still do it? Yup. Why? Most common reasons are traditional, ie the dad going "Well I am and my daddy was so by god he will be to".....assuming that the dad is there, which is a sad rarity, but that is another story....to the mother preferring the look of a cut penis in their own personal experience.... Here's the one that is really going to get you by the balls/ovaries: Even though circumcision is now regarded by the american academy of pediatrics as a purely cosmetic procedure, in I believe about 35-40 states it is still covered by medicare. That means your tax dollars are paying for a cosmetic procedure. More and more states are moving against it, but we still have a long way to go. /this post was written in a flurry, so not everything may be 100% correct

"Hey, sweet tits.....we've all got problems, maybe yours will work out."

Holy shit!!! I want to direct everyone's attention to a rational thought. I forgot what one on here looked like. wahhhhh A guy makes one one-liner crack a year and gets bitched at. It's a tragedy I say. For what it's worth if you read through some of the posts that I make most of them are more rational than 90% of the stuff posted here. Yes, but picking on you for that one-liner is infinitely more fun

Now of course I would never deadpan that dripping with sarcasm........ and dave, nice picture. You doing self portaits now?

Just had a great "Here's your sign" moment and put it to work... I am sitting alone in a room, working on a chart... A lady pops her head in "Was there a nurse in here" "Yes" "Did she leave?" "Nope, still here, she's just really tiny" Made me laugh anyway. Poor woman just stared at me. Here's your sign.

Now you see him, now you dddooooonnnn''''tttttt. I just figured you were trying to get Brandon to give you mouth to mouth. He hit my shoulder first! I just thought we was trying to whisper sweet nothings into my ear... Then Brandon had to go and ruin it by shouting he was stiff. ...wait, that doesn't sound right. Hey now, a stiff Stiffy is better than a limp Stiffy.

I can call in some jokes if you'd like Nope, must be present to participate. Wish you could be there. Who else is going to provide the entertainment of being the incredible disappearing dinner guest? STIFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not coming to Eloy....got a wedding in Tampa. So getting wasted in Z-hills for 5 days. Then dublin hopefully. Yay.

I really need to put in my vacation request for Dublin this year!!!!! I think a 5 day stint there should be enough to put me in the record books for some kind of evil. And Kitty, monkey, et al, we need to go back to Ru-San's (however the fuck you spell it)