wildcard451

It's still fucking stupid. Get the gov't out of my house.

quit bringing out the tapes of your high school art project.

I got the crap beat out of me when I was a kid......however, when my parents apoligze about it these days, I flat out tell them to STFU because I earned ever single bit of it. I was that loud-mouthed little fuck that ALWAYS had to have the last word in any situation. I am surprised that they each don't have more gray hair than they do at this point between me and my brother. I think we both turned out ok in this world though (go ahead, make whatever jokes you fuckers are gonna make at that one)

A woman died recently because she drank too much water during a radio contest to win a Nintendo Wii. Story Here --Head WHOA! NO SHIT! That's breaking news there. Hadn't heard about that one yet. Thanks for enlightening us all.

but here it is expected and lived up to so often.

we always need more cowbell. btw, this thread is idiotic.

Brandon I'll love ya no matter what! Now, show me the belly....

Me...be interested in looking at pictures of half-naked men? OK...sigh, the sacrifices I make for you guys. I want on the panel as well...I think if I'm going to put some money up for this I better see some half dressed men. I make no promises for the before pictures....

It does suck for these contests. Because I can never win a prize. But then I think: hey, I am not fat. so there is that. Of course, neither is the winner (or at least they are less so) AND they won some prize.

That's no excuse. If I can you can.

Let's let the ladies vote then. That way it's just a damn Most improved on the big sexy meter comment and you take your unfair and stuff it up a donkey's ass.

Dude, I don't know what you are talking about. reading his born-again bullshit that he can't help but force all over everyone's face is making me laugh my ass off.

hug her for me.

mmmmmmm list.

Ok fine, you'll be added to the titty picture PM list. My night just got better.

I sent all my nasty pics to turtle, you'll have to get 'em from him. I see I have fallen out of favor. So sad. Whatever will my dick do now?

Show me your tits?

I can't watch that viseo from where I am at work right now......but I am pretty sure it is piisfish's brush with death. I know you wanna be cool with the camera now and get the shots, but in all honestly, in the grand scheme of things, you barely know how to fly your body at this point, let alone having the complications of target fixation by "tryin gto get teh shot" I added a camera to my head at about double the jumps you had.....still a bit early. After you go through a few things...ie, going low to get a shot and scaring the fuck out of yourself, getting some target fixation and getting creamed getting the shot, being preoccupied by getting all your camera stuff ready and forgetting to bring your altimeter on the plane, and turn your audible on....not that I really look at my atltimeter much now anyway, but I will if it doesn't feel right......but it has taken 600 jumps to get that "feel" for "Hey, I it seems like we've been in freefall a really long time, and that ground looks a little big......why the hell is that 4 way team still turning points....well I haven't heard a beep yet,....screw this I gotta look....." After that long rambled thought, those are just a few of the mistakes I have made since putting that thing on my head, and I am sure there are plenty of other that I can't rememebr at the moment. And quite frankly, you figure out something a little different about it each jump, and I still don't think I have a real clue what is going on, but that's nothing that 10,000 jumps won't fix. No one is trying to crack on you by telling you that 90 jumps is too soon for a camera. However, watch that video, read through Ron's "Stupid things I have done" thread. I am sure you will find a few camera related stories in there. After all that, if you are confident in your emergency procedures at this point to know that you know you will do what needs to be done.......and you are now ready to modify them for the steps needed to have a camera on your head......then by all means go right ahead and strap one on. However, if that video made your balls crawl back into your stomach, or you aren't quite sure of all the EP changes you need to make, or you still think I am an asshole for telling you that you aren't really ready for a camera yet....then take a few more jumps (200 is the usual benchmark) to get to know your body in the air, and grab a friendly camera geek at the DZ and pick their brain. Remember, we're skydivers, we love to talk about the shit we do to anyone who will listen, so I am sure you can get pointers. Ok....I think I have rambled enough now. Hopefully the mesage I wanted to get across came out somewhere in there.

We had to take West Virginia into account somehow.

If it's the one I am thinking of it was likely taken from the Otter Right seat. If it is the one of Rob halfway out the door and his shadow on the back wall that is.

It could happen.

http://www.break.com/index/paula_abdul_stoned_drunk_or_retarded.html

Wildcard451's mom must be a magician, every time I see her she makes my penis disappear, reappear, disappear, reappear, disappear......

It's just brain surgery.....what's the big deal?

I'm going to be there.....what more do you need?