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wanker.
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Does this apply to blow jobs? Does the rule only apply with plastic forks? What about plastic sporks? Or real forks? Well now, I don't recommend any lady go and try this, but you can easily break the skin on the penis with a fork, plastic or otherwise. If you choose to try this on your man you are an evil bitch and I hope you die. That being said, if you take a look at it and it looks all leathery and shit like the Duke's face after 50 westerns... Then no, you should probably not put it in your mouth. ________________________________ Leather gets softer after you soak it insider! Chuck I just specified the ladies' mouths. Other places are up to them.
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Does this apply to blow jobs? Does the rule only apply with plastic forks? What about plastic sporks? Or real forks? Well now, I don't recommend any lady go and try this, but you can easily break the skin on the penis with a fork, plastic or otherwise. If you choose to try this on your man you are an evil bitch and I hope you die. That being said, if you take a look at it and it looks all leathery and shit like the Duke's face after 50 westerns... Then no, you should probably not put it in your mouth.
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So I am sitting here on call in the VA tonight ( a hellish place like no other to begin with) and the senior informs me that there is dinner in the kitchen for the residents on call. So hell, I figure I'll mosey on down there to get some before all the little fucking med students here beat me to it. I am pleasantly surprised to find lasanga, mashed potatoes, and chicken cordon bleu out for our dinig pleasure. The lasanga and mashed potatoes are delightful, and as much as I love chicken, I save it for last. As I go to eat it however I find that my plastic fork won't penetrate the outside. So I stab at it for a bit and get the juice to break through, and decide "what the hell, the rest of dinner was suprisingly good, this can't be that bad".... Wrong answer Pablo. Lesson for the night: If you can't break the surface with your fork, you probably shouldn't put it in your mouth. Feel free to adapt this lession to other parts of life as needed.
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Bravo. Truly the quote of the year.
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Don't say it like that, you'll go and discourage the poor kid. I started jumping halfway through first year. Got my license in about 2 months. Racked up about 450 jump by the time I graduated, so it is possbile. This year....yeah, not so much. Got 7 in this past weekend, and it had been 6 weeks since the previous jumps. So I am finding this year it really varies with my call schedule. Good luck and have fun! B
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By means of the Cochran maneuver.
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Yes....Yes I did.
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Maximum number of skydivers have you seen in a Cessna 182?
wildcard451 replied to Johnsisland's topic in The Bonfire
It's times like that that I loved being one of the big kids. I've had 182 rides where because of weight limitations only three of us made a full load. Nice and comfy that ride was. -
dear god am I the only one online? 5 hours until I get to get off work and drive to the DZ for my first jumps in 5-6 weeks. You could say I am a little twitchy.
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Sure it's a great miracle and everything...and I am sure that most husbands find their wives absolutely beautiful during that time.. But to say that a pregnant belly is sexy is just fucking creepy. A sexy woman is a sexy woman, belly or not, but the belly doesn't all a a sudden make a woman "more sexy" than she already is.
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Well, in new record time, I procured a CF card, a 400GB external HD, and 2 new monitors this morning..... total time.... 2 hours waiting in line. 7 minutes in the store. Damn I have this shit down to a science.
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Shit son, man card my ass. It'sthe only day of the year when I get to throw bows while shopping.
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How many of you sick people are gonna be out shopping with me in the morning??? Full contact shopping. The only day I can punch an old lady in the face for a TV cause she'll prolly have hit me first. Yeehaw.
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ya bunch of turkeys. Enjoy raising you wingloading a few points today.
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Hell, make it 20%, may as well be generous.
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I actually think that one of the worst beatings I ever took in my life was from my high school wrestling coach. If you've ever heard Adam Sandler's "Severe Beating of a High School Janitor"....yeah, something like that. But I wasn't the only one and god did we ever deserve it. Never did something that stupid again either.
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good to see they didn't let fat people into the audiance that day.
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Thank you all very very mugh!
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Still not off the overnight shift. Hopefully I can sleep after we hit the bar up this morning....
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la la la la la la la la la I hate everyone that is not awake now to read this message.
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they let me play Dr.
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Quit your bitching you fucking morons and shut the hell up
wildcard451 replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
funks got his shit stuck in a zipper a long time ago. it's why he is so cranky just because it isn't illegal doesn't make anyone less of a fucking moron. -
Hahaha, I love you. So true.
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No matter how hot a chick is, somebody is tired of banging her
wildcard451 replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
TOUGH SHIT. that wasn't meant to be typed in all caps, but I think it works well like that, so it shall be left that way. /good to see you back fucker. who's the next victim?