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West Tennessee Skydiving Halloween Boogie, 26-27-28 Oct
Nutz replied to michaelmullins's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Billy - there is pumpkin chunkin' this weekend. And it is local to you. Edited because I can't spell "pumpkin". "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
I can't believe that I got none of you! None of you dammit! Where are the gullible people of yesteryear. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I can't believe noone is admonishing you for putting something so valuable and obviously important to you on a wall adjoining a nieghbor's. What about taking responsibility for yourself? If you have something you value you should take steps to protect it. Maybe put it in a cabinet or case? Maybe it is just me though. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I don't know anything about sex toys. The state of Alabama decided they are evil and should be outlawed. (If you outlaw sex toys only outlaws will have sex toys. ) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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18 to 80, blind cripple or crazy. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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That Pug did not look happy. (You can tell be the way he is licking after the canopy opens.) I don't think those kinds of jumps are cool, it borders on animal cruelty - but maybe that is just me. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I hope you finish that cigarrette soon. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Chuck Norris would never ask a ninja for advise. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Y'know, I'd heard them referred to as "udders" before, but.... I was going to say something like that - maybe even - ewwwww, turtle is turning into Billy Vance. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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"Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I bet nothing will happen, "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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The roast billy vance thread, now this is funny shit
Nutz replied to skinnyshrek's topic in The Bonfire
Well, I feel bad, I am just from Opelika. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
I haven't quite got it - let me study for awhile. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I am not offically more of a skygod than you all.....
Nutz replied to Sockpuppet's topic in The Bonfire
...and ven then yor're still a noob until you know what "GO ON" means. It means a whole laundry day shot in the ass... It means a whole laundry day shot to shit. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
Oops - you wanted a video. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rlz=1T4SUNA_en___US209&q=packing+parachutes+video
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Ever hear of google? http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4SUNA_en___US209&q=packing+parachutes
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Umm, I pay about $55.00 at a local muffler shop. That is for a GM pickup. Oh yeah, including installation. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I have been driving around for two days - haven't seen a trooper yet. I don't like their slogan - Take back our highways - don't the highways belong to the taxpayers? Stupid super troopers. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Is this a trick question? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I don't think divorce is something to celebrate. I just got divorced and I certainly do not feel like celebrating. Maybe it is just me. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I like my rigger's number - S4B. He says it stands for "Shit 4 Brains" "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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C'mon Jay, I thought we were cool man. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Who wants chowder? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Skyride Dropzone Coming to Prattville, Alabama?
Nutz replied to FireMedicJumper's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
The airport in Cullman is federally funded and they have not built a fence. They have cameras everywhere, even in our hanger. (You never know what skydivers are going to be up to so it is best to keep an eye on them. ) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
Man I swear I remember her being a smoker at ASC. (And they say the eyesight is the first to go. ) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"