Nutz
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Beer!
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How many people actually use an antenna? If you have cable - you will have to do nothing. My Dad went out and bought all new tv's because they were going to quit working in February. He has cable. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Fuck you, you fucking fuck. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I would like to see some of those exciting bikinis modeled - and I am tired of cleaning myself too. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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You do laundry for people? How you doin'? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Disadvantages or Advantages to being small??
Nutz replied to Toastie's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
There is a girl at our dz that is small. She has a sticker on the back of her helmet, "Being able to stand up in the airplane... priceless." Everytime she does I say, "Bitch!" Oh, she jumps with weights. -
Who cares what you are wearing - what is Michele wearing? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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We attempted an 11 way speed star. I was the target. We got 8 in with 2 low and the last guy funnelled us. Then he parked about 20' below me so I built up a good head of steam before I landed on him. I hit him on his rig with my thighs and obviously stuck my hands out to brace myself because my right index finger is very sore and swolen. (I didn't realize how much I use the scroll wheel on my mouse. ) Great fun, I am probably the least skilled person around with 500 jumps. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Is such a magical number. It gives one time to pause and reflect. You sure are a bunch of assholes! Some of you are pretty stupid too. But thats ok, it just means I fit right in. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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She is almost 70 now, isn't she? I'd still do her. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Don't you have to take your shoes off before you are allowed to board? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I think you are both assholes. Rev, since you were first - beer! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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No, no no - if you go to skydiveAl.com forums and put "weather" somewhere in the body of your message, everyone will get a good laugh. If you want to see Stacy mad, quit skydiving in the middle of the afternoon on a busy Saturday, go to the camper, start drinking beer, call her over and over asking if the beer light is on yet. (Somone told me on Saturday, "Stop poking the bear!" ) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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You should go over to skydiveal.com and ask them what the weather is going to be like this weekend. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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That is funny, you put "nightlife" and "Alabama" together - talk about an oxy-moron. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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That is true - and you don't go to the "Recycling" center, you go to the glass compacy, they will cut you a new mirror and you "glue" it in with RTV. (What the hell is "RTV"? What I mean is silicon.) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Yeah, it is like the one morning out of the year when I can get them up at a decent hour. (Sleeping half the day away - cheez.) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Don't forget weather insurance. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I was in East LA, or UCLA however you want to say it. (East Lower Alabama, Upper Corner Lower Alabama.) I don't remember there being a bunch of tornados, I do remember the time Elouise came through, the eye passed directly over us even that far inland. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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That was the only time you have been here? You need to come back. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Um, there is a shower at the FBO. The one at your hotel is probably nicer.
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Um, it was only an 11 way. I was near the middle, waited for all you assholes to get by and then just watched the carnage. It was nice to see it without being a part of it. ( I think Dammit Janet is still cussing us. ) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I think he is still banned. We can talk about him - what do you want to know. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Note to self: Must get recipe for Psycho Punch. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Nope, in Alabama the cop cannot act on heresay evidence, which is what that would be, they actually have to see the idiot do it. (While I was reading Billy's post I was thinking, "I wasn't in Birmingham yesterday." Then he said it was some black kids and I thought, "That wasn't me anyway.") "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"