Nutz

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  1. I hate the saggy belly - ewwwwww. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  2. That is funny. Tell Shannon "hey". "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  3. Nutz

    D-29465

    Only doing two jumps on the weekends that I jump, sometimes three. I don't get the Alabama reference, maybe if I was from Georgia.
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    D-29465

    "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  5. On NOVA last night they said that if you eat less you will live longer. I think you have to do it everyday though. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  6. I got an Arizona "P" yesterday. The "D"'s come along it just takes awhile. You need to make friends with a cashier somewhere and have them look for them for you, that is what I do. So neener neener. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  7. You are going to hell Billy. (Some women just can't take a joke, or, some women take it better. ) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  8. I have been on an attempt before. That "Texas 2-ton tragedy" sounds about right, although it was only one ton. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  9. I have been paying $25.00 for 13500' for some time now. $20.00 for 10500' out of the cessna. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  10. Now she went and changed it. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  11. Help! I can't stop staring at your avatar! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  12. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  13. We got alligators in the Tennessee River and sharks in Lake Guntersville. I'm thinking Florida is moving up here and there is a launch pad coming soon and we are going to rain down debris on Atlanta to pay you back for the Chattahoochee River. If you want to kill yourself and a friend with one of those things, I don't know what to say, make sure you are over an unpopulated area. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  14. You know, I have always heard the look at the horizon thing, I always look straight down. It is easier for me to judge that way. I don't remember which one of you putzes said it, but you really shouldn't be getting landing advise from some putz on the internet. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    Beaver Shot

    There we go. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    Beaver Shot

    Beaver too damn slow! (I was expecting a picture of a furry animal. ) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  17. That was funny, couldn't you re-type it so it is not all caps??? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  18. After you graduate you will have more money for beer too!
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    Pea Gravel Gold

    I think I see a shotgun pellet in there. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  20. Yes! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    The Sky Is Not Safe

    I am mailing my D license application today.
  22. I went walking in the woods on Saturday, looking for a bag lock. A black bag with a black bridle and a black pilot chute in a black forest. I hope Eddie found it yesterday. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  23. Aint nobody gonna pay you $35.00 to pack a main - cheez. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  24. You know, I knew better than to open an attatchment put here by Billy. Dang Billy, 12 more to 20,000. Freakin' post whore! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    Flugtag

    Sorry, it is actually something I know about even though I don't drink Red Bull. It is the annual contest to build a human powered flying machine. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"