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You can skydive in Georgia? When did this happen? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Today, Tennessee State law says No to Skyride!
Nutz replied to Jumpdude's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I heard Spence wants to be on the naked jump with you. Edit: I know Peanut, I don't know what the fuck he is talking about most of the time. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
Got a Cessna? A friend with a Cessna? Anyone at the airport going flying? That is how I have always found a canopy. Good luck, I hope you find it for her.
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Peanut wants to know when he can come back and start training the new moderators. Or maybe I should say - he wants to know when he can come back and get a permanent ban. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I have a tee shirt - Craven Moorehead Trucking Company. Some guy asked me if I was a truck driver once. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Peanut says "thanks" Andy, he wants to sit behind you in the plane. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I am going to see Peanut at lunch. I will be sure and tell him that you are organizing a load for him and want to sit next to him on the plane. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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1 and 3 look like cottonmouths to me. They aren't dark enough though. Definitely a pit viper. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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So I call the dz the other day and it goes straight to viocemail. I am thinking that Curley ponied up for caller id again and that manifest wench sent me straight to voicemail. It was a little different as I listened though, "Thank you for calling Skydive Alabama, if you are calling about the weather, press 1, if you are calling about the beer light press 2, if you are calling about anything else please stay on the line and leave a message after the beep, beeeeeeep." I am cracking up during the narative and ask how she is keeping a straight face, after the beep I was like, yeah, I done had a six pack and was wantin' to do some of that sky jumpin'. You guys take up drunks? It was then that I got a click in my ear. Maybe I should try that place in Georgia, I bet they would unfortunately do it if you paid them enough. Anyway, I just thought it was funny how the manifest wench has to be able to think on her feet to survive. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Yeah! Um, where was that office? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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It was unproffesional of him. I would imagine he sent it to everyone. I used to have a boss that would tell us,"I know it is none of my people, but we need to stay until quitting time and not be leaving early." The statement above makes me want to say,"Fuck you asshole!" "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Geez, it is me! Of course. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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That dude with the fireworks could have been Peanut except he wasn't fat enough. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Skinnyshrek's Ashdive... attempt # 3 this June
Nutz replied to goofyjumper's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Is that from moderators climbing up your back? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
I heard the smoking nazi was back. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I was thinking the other day that "Ron Jeremy taught me how to pack." would be a good pickup line. Couldn't tell a skydiver that though, they would just say, "How is Rick?" The ash thing was cool. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I have a guest room.
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And I was SURE it was an AN-2. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Thats what I was thinking. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Wasn't that an AN-2? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I think you and Turtle should get a room. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Man! I am there! But I am a man - what is wrong with this picture. Men are not the only ones that cheat and lie about it. (didn't someone else say that?) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I'm with Normiss on this one. Alright, Divot too, geez. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Peanut drinking on a Thursday night. I'll vote for you - and I don't have to be drunk. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"