Nutz

Maybe Peanut and I will come back this weekend - BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! The funny thing is - I quit smoking about a month ago. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

You mean there won't be anymore smoking nazi's?!!! Reformed smokers are the worst. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

Someone should put in the FAQ's "Please do a search for Scott Lutz before posting about him." Edit: What happened is - he is an idiot. Do you know that he sued everyone including the power company after that jump? What a Lutz! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

You know, things like that are just revenue generators or headline grabbers, whatever, they do nothing to promote safety and further alienate the public. Good job! (Edited for spelling.) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

I called high school ball for 5 years. It was taking away from my skydiving time and I was tired of being yelled at for doing the right thing. I would never do it again, no matter what call you make, right or wrong, someone is upset. We probably have some of the worst fans in the country here in Alabama. With the example these people are setting for their kids - lord help us. Edit: Good luck! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

I guess it is upstream of Atlanta? Downstream it would have to live in sewage. (I grew up downstream and there is nothing wrong with me, me, me, me. On our side of the river we yelled I EEEEE!) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

I think DW would have been perfect in the "chrome" outfit too. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

WHAT! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

Please come ashore and put the fires out! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

Damn. I never thought of that. I guess that I am a redneck too. (It is kind of funny, now that I think about it - in a camper in a barn. ) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

I have been staying in my camper in Peanut's barn for the last week. (It is a money saving thing, he is very nice to let me stay there.) Yesterday, he was hooking up the bushog. If you have hooked one up before you know that the driveshaft is in two pieces, one end slides into the other then there is a plastic sleeve that goes over and keeps grass and dirt out. He could not get the two pieces to go together so he pulls out his knife, that he bought on Sunday, and starts cutting on the plastic sleeve. He was pulling the knife towards himself as he cut and I said," Peanut, your'e going to cut yourself." He said," I'm going to try not to." The very next pull on the knife, it slips and goes, "thook", right into his leg. Now, I never knew that Peanut has a fountain in his leg but as soon as he opened it up with the knife it starts squirting at the same rate as his heartbeat. Squirt, squirt, squirt. He covers it up with his hand and says," I cut myself bad. I need to go to the hospital." I'm thinking, no - really? Move your hand and let me see that fountain again and maybe I will be able to make a decision. So I start to go and get some paper towels so he will have something besides his hand to apply pressure with and he takes off his shirt and presses with that and then trys to start walking. I had to make him sit and stay while I got Lucky and the truck. Several hours and a couple of staples later, they are back and he is complaining that it hurts and is still bleeding. I made him get off of it and put some ice on it. (I bet he is not walking on it today.) I think this is pretty funny and I have been laughing at it all day. Am I wrong? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

The main must have been packed in the last 120 days by a certified rigger or the person jumping it or a person under the direct supervision of a rigger. (The longer it is in there, the softer it will open. At least in my experience.) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

I think it means the beer light is on early. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

Hmmph, I can see one every day.

I don't think you are suppossed to say that any more Billy. Oh - me too.

I hope if there are any lift tickets left they will be presented to the manifest girl. Please! Someone give her a lift ticket. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

I forgot about Ron Jeremy teaching me how to pack! ( I can't believe I just typed that. ) I tried it when I got home and couldn't do it. Now I am going to have to go where that barefoot so and so is so he can show me again. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

Hey! I resemble that! Lets see, Drunk dailing both of our co-ops at work Thursday night. (They weren't at work at night.) The mud pit in front of my camper. (We need some golf carts to do doughnuts in it next time. ) "The Rack" v2 - what can I say, who - waa. Seeing old friends and making new ones. Oh yeah - the skydives! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

I was thinking more along the line of kittens. That would be some tender chicken! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

Be careful what you wish for.

Shoddy weather, shoddy weather, shoddy weather.

I like the one a little girl told me last Summer.

I can say from experience that the spinning stops. The reserve has line twists though. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

That guy is going to be right next to me in hell. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

Ummm, it is not just Nationwide - it is ALL insurance companies. (Don't be involved in an accident in Alabama, tort reform is for the insurance companies NOT the public.) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"