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  1. chaoskitty
    You can if you're on a reality TV show.
  2. chaoskitty
    I see no point in breaking a great tradition! Can't wait! Chaoskitty Drew Hushpuppy Lauraliscious The gorgeous MicDuran Popsjumper Psycho Bob Simplyputsi
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    You're a very bad turtle.
  4. chaoskitty
    Lint licker!!
  5. chaoskitty
    I like balls.
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    Happy Birthday Paul!
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    I think I'd make a better blasphemer than a Southern Baptist trucker. Isn't Judas Priest one of those bands that requires a mullet for concert admission?
  8. chaoskitty
    And now would be a particularly bad time to start learning foreign cuss words. hehehe.. I know enough of those to know when I'm being sworn AT.
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    How about "Bollocks"??? Thats just foreign swearing.
  10. chaoskitty
    Yeah.. just "balls" alone isnt very much fun.
  11. chaoskitty
    I like balls.
  12. chaoskitty
    Maybe I'll start saying "ducks". Holy Ducks! Duck you!
  13. chaoskitty
    I've been IM-ing with your kids for years.... teaching them everything they know about swearing. Now I'll start teaching them "alternative swearing".
  14. chaoskitty
    I see your point.. but nah.. too deep.
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    I think I've been swearing too much lately. Particularly using "Jesus!".. or "Jeeeesus!", which ya know.. just isn't right. I just can't think of another word that quite expresses the same level of exhaspiration. I'm really OK with anything but Jesus.. or Jesus fuckin titty H Christ. That one takes too long to say. Maybe some of you who dont swear, or who are around kids alot can tell me what you do instead of swearing. Spence, I don't expect you'll have any input here.
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    drug sub

    chaoskitty replied to Rdutch's topic in The Bonfire

    If he'd just said Mahi-Mahi in the first place, that would have saved me a minute or two of angst as well..
  17. chaoskitty
    You know.. my dry cleaning isn't going to pick itself up!
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    I don't work in HR, but I understand that when a former employer is called on for a reference, the only question they are legally allowed to answer that could be construed as negative, is "Would you re-hire or work with this person again?". But I dont know if thats the truth or not. I'm now a client of my former employer. Thats useful for both parties.
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    Because you can't hear it in your ears? He walked right in to that one..
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    You better get better by sunday!!
  21. chaoskitty
    Yeah, having RLS would help that huh?
  22. chaoskitty
    You already said it. Funny is cute. You were being cute and funny. Girls like cute and funny. Either that or you were in a bar full of slobs who the girls didn't want to talk to. Sometimes you're not the best, but you're the best that they can do.
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    Jaye, why are you posing with a trash can?? This thread has me giggling... I think if GQ_Jumper came up to me in a bar (dressed like Zoolander, of course! ), and told me he was a penguin fluffler, I'd give him my number too. That shits funny. I like to laugh... even when I'm crying on the inside.
  24. chaoskitty
    Sunday afternoon naps are nice.
  25. chaoskitty
    Ok I did that. Here is what you said: I agree with your thoughts but not your solution. Why can't you tell which wheel is squeaking? Because nobody is gossiping about it. People have posted on several ways to help you find out which "wheels are squeaking". And I'll be happy to tell you what I found out.. but I'm not going to post a list of names.