chaoskitty

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  1. I sarcastically sense that you are using sarcasm to point out my sarcasm...
  2. Ohh! Ohhh! I've got it! Its cause they both start with "Tuna", right??
  3. Its 60 miles from the ATL airport to the farm. No public transportation out there.
  4. So, how does that make you feel? Still want to skydive? You could die.
  5. Something collects addresses.. I put in another street in my grandmother's neighborhood, and there was a hit on her house for someone named Enrique, with her last name. As far as I know, I don't have a "Grandpa Enrique". Unless my grandmother hooked up with the pool boy.
  6. I see Lauralicious all the time.. you must not be looking in the right place. We miss you too, Rich.
  7. I want to meet Mishskygirl! What ever happened to her??? Shouldn't she be at the good vibes boogie by now?? I'll take Gerard Butler in a hot pink thong please.
  8. Oh. Is it because I wouldn't let you wear my good lingerie?
  9. Well you're obviously NOT talking about me, so I have to vote accordingly in the poll.
  10. No way. He should do all that for free. Profit is a dirty word. You shouldn't make money off your skydiving brothers and sisters, that's just wrong. I dont think its unethical.. but kinda ballsy to ask the seller to knock $200 off the price so he can make a profit. Seller should have paid the asking price for the gear and then hand the markup to his customer. Maybe it would be different if Gary was a gear store, trying to build a customer base, but he was just trying to get a fair price for his used gear. The middle man's profit is not his responsibility.
  11. Sounds like you guys had a great time!! Glad you made it over there and back safely!
  12. "I only wish I still had a husband to take some of this work off my hands. If I had a man around the house, I bet I could find all sorts of opportunities to masturbate. " I kept waiting for the article to get funny.. then I read that line.
  13. Uh.. yeah they are, when he's taking the time to learn them in a language she speaks and he doesn't. The fact that its French doesn't hurt.
  14. I'm off.. and I'm going jumping! Whooo!!
  15. Eglin AFB is near Pensacola so Emerald Coast would be the closest place to jump. www.emeraldskydive.com
  16. Haha.. yeah I just noticed that too. It says "Please do not feed the attention whores."
  17. Don't forget the ones who claim to want to skydive but are really looking for the perverse comments. Theres definitley that too. Thats why I haven't changed my sig line in over a year.
  18. Sounds about right. Oh look, a new girl getting inundated with perverse comments that forces her to stand up for herself, when she probably just wants to make a skydive. Its the same shit, different day.
  19. I always drink the psycho punch.. so I have something to blame.
  20. When I'm around fellow nerds I feel free to be myself.. so you've probably never seen me holding back.
  21. I definitley have an inner nerd. Real Genius Weird Science Out Cold Anything by Mel Brooks or Monty Python Black Adder Stargate SG1 Krull
  22. "Bleaching one's grout".. sounds gross! And I've never heard a woman say she was going to go "rub one out." Thats penis talk.
  23. He'll be in Tampa June 17 & 18. Tickets go on sale today at ticketmaster.com. (Did I just sound like your favorite radio DJ? ) http://www.eddieizzard.com/stripped/
  24. Shane watch this.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAOLOGGftTY&feature=related You might think its almost as funny as Buckhead Cumming.
  25. Theres another storm cell out in Dallas (GA) that might be heading my way (Smyrna), but I think the worst is over. Tomorrow looks like crap for jumping. Maybe Sunday. Bring extra dry socks.