TattooedMoFo

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the > rules From the male side. These are our rules ! Please note these are > all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE ! > > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put > it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching > about you leaving it down. > > 1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. > > 1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the > tides. Let it be. > > 1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than > Short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that > married > > Women always cut their hair. > > 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it > that way. > > 1. Crying is blackmail. > > 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do > not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just > say it! > > 1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a > calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. > > 1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think > we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look > good with your dress? > > 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every > question. > > 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's > what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. > > 1. Check your oil! Please. > > 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In > fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. > > 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse > to answer. > > 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the > ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. > > 1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. > > 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it > done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it > yourself. > > 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during > commercials. > > 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. > > 1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. > Peach, For example, is a fruit, not a colour. We have no idea what > mauve is. > > 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. > > 1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of > mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. > > 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like > nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the > hassle. > > 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer > you don't want to hear. > > 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. > Really. > > 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to > Discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster > trucks. > > 1. You have enough clothes. > > 1. You have too many shoes. > > 1. No NO you really do have too many shoes. > > 1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz > together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz. > > 1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you. > > 1. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape. > > Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch > tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like > camping.

The guys who hosted it used his companies system and they told him to take it off line becaus eit was using up all the bandwidth. No plans as of yet to get it back up.

I had the same problem with my new Crossfire2, then I learned to Psycho pack. It's not that difficult to pick up, does take a bit of getting used to, but you will never look back and wonder why you ever had a problem packing in the first place

Firstly your problem is Win98, worst OS ever, if you can ditch it and upgrade then do so, W2K or XP. Never had a problem on any of my machines with real player( and I have gone through a lot of systems) Someone asked about MemTurbo, yes it works fine, i have no complaints

I bet it's a great boogie... Please let them know Drew says hello peace out -drew Drew email me if you want their emails, but will will pass on your message.

There's three now but it's the other 2 that you saw in Tahoe, Feltch King and Flash

Solid in your sit or do you backslide like a bastard? Down the tube or headdown, just not on your head? Maybe you're just like us and fly like a c**t?!? Whatever... The Wiggaz, in association with the BPA New Age Roadshow, are bringing you 4 days of fun, frolics and top quality skydiving! Coach jumps, organised loads and of course plenty of Wigflying will combine to make this THE event of the year! Whatever tickles your fancy, you'll find it at the Wiggaz Festival 2003 Check out www.freeflywiggaz.com for more info and get yourself registered!!!!

Solid in your sit or do you backslide like a bastard? Down the tube or headdown, just not on your head? Maybe you're just like us and fly like a c**t?!? Whatever... The Wiggaz, in association with the BPA New Age Roadshow, are bringing you 4 days of fun, frolics and top quality skydiving! Coach jumps, organised loads and of course plenty of Wigflying will combine to make this THE event of the year! Whatever tickles your fancy, you'll find it at the Wiggaz Festival 2003 Check out www.freeflywiggaz.com for more info and get yourself registered!!!!

QuoteWhich of these rigs would you buy?-im going to look at them with my rigger b4 i buy them to check of they are worth the money and suitable for me! Im 5'6 female 12 stone by the way What size main were you after to go with the rig?

I would mind, when I go skydiving that's all I want to see and do, not have any christian idiot trying sell me their story which I already get. This comes from what my team mates have nick named me "SATAN" it's also on my rig so I get regular comments because of it. If people want religion then stick to religion houses which are not found on a DZ.

Added to the above post, if you had competed for another country in the last 5 yrs prior to the competition you can't represent the UK during that same time frame.

what do you call a Cessna? A waste of time.

I'm 6ft 3" The guys I jump with avergae about 5' 10" and there is never a problem, but I agree it is a pain when you have to jump a small well loaded plane, like a porter and you are the guy stuck in the back. To all the tall guys looking for a rig, I'm selling my Vortex2, which will suit a tall person. Just drop me a mail

Hook turn?!?!?!? Amazing how the rumour mill and chinese whispers works!!!! It's the usual story as it happens the word spreads quicker through DZ's than at the DZ it happened, and by the time you hear about it, it's already twisted. SAD loss though all the same. CYA

While we were at Hinton on Friday we heard about it, and it was a hook turn.

Only 2 points: 1: How much is your life worth? 2:If an item take 1 more WHAT IF out of a jump,then why not? On the SSK website 239 reported life saves have been made with an AAD ( PArachutist), I wouldn't like to fall into the catagory it could have, but didn't save.

Maybe you should put her in it,before taking it to bed.

Thanks, guys

How long does it approx. take to attach the steering lines to the toggles and and set it up on a new canopy??????

User error.....

What type of setup do you have that you get 2.8G/s?????????

Aerodyne will continue to supply all spares for the PISA canopies and reserves.

" Let me light up your life"

Camoe back for the guys: How many men does it take to open a beer? > None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. > > Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a > woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to > support you. > > Why do women have smaller feet than men? > So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. > > How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she > starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." > > How do you fix a woman's watch? > You don't. There's a clock on the oven. > > Why do men pass gas more than women? > Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. > > If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at > the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course...at least > he'll shut up after you let him in. > > What do you call a woman with two brain cells? > Pregnant. > > I married Miss Right. > I just didn't know her first name was Always. > > I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months > - I don't like to interrupt her. > > What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? > Divorced. > > Bigamy is having one wife too many. > Many say monogamy is the same. > > Scientists have discovered one certain food that diminishes a woman's > sex drive by 90%:- Wedding cake.

...I'm only going for the Nvidia ti4200 though.... Abit do the Siluro ti4200, which out the box runs at ti4400 as standerd and can be clocked up to a ti4600, and is cheaper than most ti42/4400 cards... I have one and it's definitely worth a look if u are interested