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  1. Clownburner
    7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Hey, I'm on the DD list and I didn't get a call... Where's the love? I guess when you say EVERY number you're exaggerating a little... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    DaGimp jumps one.. He had it at WFFC, it looked pretty neat. He was able to transfer video to the TRV/PC users but only via S-Video; I guess that doesn't matter if the final destination is VHS though... You might PM him about it when gets back from Rantoul... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Ok, help me out here. How can you market a totally redesigned container under the TSO for a rig built by a different manufacturer? I understand many manufacturers do this, but I don't understand how it's legal.... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    off to perris

    Clownburner replied to jtval's topic in The Bonfire

    I'll be out there tomorrow AM, perfecting my sit-corking technique.. I'd be happy to play, what time are ya there? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Too bad you have a beau. Women who can use pivot tables get me hot 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Well, like I said, "If this keeps up..." An increase now and then makes sense, it's just inflation. The part I find disturbing is that it's gone up twice (once for credit only, and now for everyone) in the space of two months. Will it keep me from jumping at Perris? No. Not if people I want to hang out with are jumping there. Will I jump more at Elsinore, especially during the week? Probably. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Yeah, it sucks that I left just before Boobiepalooza 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    I support the credit card thing, that makes sense for them, business-wise. If I want to take my time paying it off, a little surcharge (5% or less) is cool. But $19 on the weekdays is a little harsh.. I can see a lot of people going to El Snore if this keeps up. I'll happily pay for wind tunnel time, but the cost of the wind tunnel should _not_ impact the regular jump prices, if that's really what's going on. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Tempt Not his Red-Hot Forkness, lest you feel his Wrath... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Rantoul, Looking down three thousand feet and who'se there? some guy deploying Quick! Slide, turn, and track! Get clear, far, wave and deploy time to change my pants 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Ok, I've heard this a lot. Why exactly would you not want an RSL if you fly a camera? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Exactly. Leather helmets were used for football and motorcycling until they were replaced by the newer hard-helmet technology. Same thing with the frap hat - it's way better than nothing, but not as good as a rigid shell. A rigid shell with lots of foam (ala protec) is even better. The best helmets are sacrificial, like bike or auto racing helmets - very hard shell (kevlar, carbon fiber, etc) but with a styrofoam lining, then lined in soft foam. But they're big, expensive, and once they've stopped an impact they must be thrown away. The "Frap hats are worse than nothing" is another Skydiving urban legend - we seem to have a lot of those, like the "previous group gets to 45 degrees" thing... Oh, and they don't look as cool. I tested my helmets (both a mindwarp and a Z1) at Rantoul against oncoming skydivers, and I can tell you they work very well. (But they're expensive and purdy). 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Perhaps not surprisingly, the image has disappeared from the WFFC servers... Edit: For the record, Sunshine, it _was_ really damn funny. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Ummm... Wow, that is 'made by the lowest bidder' equipment, isn't it?? i sure as heck hope the failure rate on my reserve is just a gnat's lower than that.... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    While I'm thinking about it.. I don't suppose that stream is getting archived somewhere, by any chance.... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    If you're sending them via PM, make sure I'm on that list.... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    That's why you rawk like satan's bass player!! You da man! (even if you do jump one of those 7-cells with the extra training cells on the outside ) Hey, give us some warning on the boobies so I can get a screen capture next time!! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Sure, I'll be there... Who else from Eloy is going to represent? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    God speed, brother. Condolences to those bereaved. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Ha ha!

    Clownburner replied to Clownburner's topic in The Bonfire

    Post number 600,000 is mine! At last! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    My concentration at work is shot, my finances have taken a severe beating, and I spend just about every spare moment skydiving, or thinking about skydiving. In short, it's completely screwed up my life, but for some odd reason I'm really happy about it. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    The 'official' sign is to hold up seven fingers, two on one hand and five on the other, then smack them repeatedly into your chest. Turning your hat 45 degrees to one side is optional. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    I would put him in touch with Airtec, or SSK, as they're in a better position to provide actual documentation about the device and the Department of Transportation determinations... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Yo Yo Yo, Seven Cell posse #1 representin' here with my Triathlon [ flashes the seven-cell sign ].. Only bitch-asses need more than 7 cells, yo. Glidepath is fo' fools, yo! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth