Clownburner

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  1. So which day is the record attempt going to be? Monday the 1st? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  2. Not really... I got mine complete with DVD burner for about $1700, and high-end PC laptops are still in the $1.5-2k+ range.. It was only about $200 more than my partner's new dell, and his is (frankly) a turdbomb compared to mine. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  3. I think he's a shoo-in with all the media coverage he's getting. It's ridiculous, but it won't be the first time we've got an actor as governor out here.. Man, this state is weird... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  4. Sadly, not all particpants had their FAI sporting license, so the record isn't 'official'. But we definately held the drunk longer than the required 3 seconds! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  5. Woo hoo! Boy, are we glad to see you around here! Glad to hear you're doing well! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  6. Like that guy at the newbie tent at WFFC who was organizing with a 'CORONER' shirt on? Way to make the newbies relax! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  7. I think the whole thing reads " If you stare at someone for more than 6 seconds while masturbating". 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  8. Clownburner

    Attack Potty

    It's a perfect new sig line: "It's like an every-four-hour fiesta for your naughty bits." 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  9. Noice! Actually I was thinking of getting that exact design.. You beat me to it! Back to the drawing board.... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  10. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  11. I'm ready! Let's go! Bucha lightweights around here.... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  12. I was thinking the same thing. Of course, my Linux servers usually get to about 1 or 1.5 YEARS before I have to restart them, and usually that's just for a kernel upgrade. I'm a programmer, not an artist. I was a hardcore Windows guy for many years, but I started using Linux at work a lot... and the Mac is my platform of choice now: All the power of a unix-based OS, with bulletproof and flawless hardware (I plugged in a digital camcorder for the first time, and it simply recognized it automatically and launched the appropriate application. Ever try that in Windows?), and a kick-ass user interface to boot. Not to mention that the Powerbook is about the sexiest laptop ever made. All my servers are Linux and my work computer is now a Powerbook G4, and I'm very happy with it! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  13. Only on demand. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  14. It's me. The actual story behind the nickname is mildly amusing, but you have to find me and buy me a beer before I'll tell you... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  15. Naaah. There's a reason it's called "slowlaris" I'd recommend either a 100-node Beowulf cluster or an ES/390 running Linux. Those are some serious web servers there! And either one would be a fraction the price of a Sunfire15k... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  16. This is probably a geek question, but have you considered (or do you currently) implement FastCGI or mod_perl for the forum scripts? It can make a _huge_ difference in the number of concurrent loads you can put through a given set of processors... But I've also just sent in a big wad of bail money, so hopefully that'll help a little. Thanks for keeping this behemoth up and running for all us DZ.junkies! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  17. Actually, I remember telling you not to do that. But it was Waaaaay too late to do you any good, young lady. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  18. Sneaking up on the record pretty fast.... Try PMing Mel (curtismelaniej) and see if she'll play. She's at Elsinore a lot and an excellent skydiver... And of course, our very own Michele... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  19. This is what lawyers call "Admission against your own interest." Take the fifth! IN fact, take a fifth of tequila! Don't admit to this stuff until the statute of limitations has expired! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  20. Good luck. Definately DO NOT medicate beforehand unless the PT specifically tells you to do so; they usually need to work those muscles without drugs, especially at first. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  21. For the record, I would _NEVER_ deface Jaegermiester by putting it in a margarita, or a screwdriver for that matter. Somebody did, but I guarantee it wasn't me. Now getting you drunk so that Heather could take advantage of you, that was my handiwork.. And you're welcome. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  22. Somebody sounds like they hit their 'hrad' alright... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  23. Important safety tip: If you installed the patch AFTER you started getting the error, you may still be infected; go get the removal tool and run it to make sure: http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.blaster.worm.removal.tool.html 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  24. {{{ Hugs }}} Yes, people jumped in Rantoul.. When it wasn't raining too hard and I wasn't hung over. Ok, so I didn't jump that much in Rantoul... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
  25. I'll bellyfly on that if you want, but I apologize in advance for funnelling the exit. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth