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  1. O.K. it is not military drownproofing. Can you stand? If so then you have nothing to worry about. We do the water training in our pond which is 3 at most 4' deep. I am very serious about safety! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  2. This coming from a male "Nurse" LOL! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  3. Nice way to excerpt that there Bill. I like it. Why water training at The Farm? It matters not and anyway it is warmer here. There are more outs but if you miss the DZ when I put you out then there shoudl be a canopy course in your future. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  4. Not all but I will have to agree with you that many do. That is definitely a good thing! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  5. Make A trip to the hills. We have them at least once a month. I usually organize them. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  6. I beg to differ. Although I was able to keep the litter bearing women happy while I was with them. Are you sure you do not echo? I wish I had my uncle's cheech & chong records. That shit was funny. Technical Woman's Alert Team! (T.W.A.T.) If anyone has ever heard it you know how funny it is. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  7. O.K. No NIght Jumps that I know of. I was giving Chaos a hard time for not being there until Sat night. Gooness girl. It loses flavor when you have to explain it so much. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  8. For What? Most men who drink too much are. For what telling it like it is? . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  9. It was a smart ass comment for those going to do balloon jumps silly girlie! Get off the wine already. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  10. Don't have to with you. I have been with women who bred a basketball team plus. I was thinking more like drunk, impotent, and ignorant. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  11. Well I cannot drink until after midnight b/c I organize the night jumps. Watch out though b/c the party is ON this Year! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  12. You would know this on who's rumor? Better than going down on a woman that echo's After having a litter that thing has got to be like a canyon! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  13. Third funniest thing! Very Bad but funny nonetheless! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  14. The best cure for that is good people and good times and fun low key jumping! therefore just come out and try to divert your attention off an upsetting thing! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  15. OMG! The Second funniest thing I have heard this evening. What about running around naked? . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  16. are you going to tootle down to the hills this winter? Everyone else seems to be going. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  17. It's a family thing allright. Like the last time I was there when the Teenagers were boxing? It is A DZ! You better get into the loop and travel more. Are you drinking wine again? Or should I say spilling it again. I might have to start calling you a whino! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  18. I wish there were a way to change the size of the font on here! THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT! HA^10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That one made my night. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  19. That is what the convention is for. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  20. Damn Lee! I thought you were more popular than this. I see several views and only a few posts. This forum is sucking more and more or no-one knows who you are. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  21. WHATEVER! You are the 2ND person that wants to intentionally land off. NOthing great about balloon jumps. Especially since you know it will be wild at Tha FARM!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  22. Yeah but you gained 50 back when you stopped at the KFC and started bitching the manager out! Driving the bus and throwing remnants out to the soul brothers & sistas! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  23. I did not know this weekend included night jumps! What kind of shit is that? Are you not jumping this weekend? . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  24. LOL Are you going to be there this weekend? . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
  25. Yeah bro the one's I have seen in person would not really hold books. I used a black & Brown one on active duty. Only A real Prick is going to say anything. Unless you can get a specailly made one they are small. KInda like a token thing ya know? Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES