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I gotcha Bill But I beat the odds every time don't I?

No actually I Lick but that is a different story. Why is the weather not nice in Houston? Tell Brad & Jerry I said Hi. Laters, Kramer The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Just wanted to rub it in to all the snowbirds that I am skating early from work to make the sunset Big-way at Z-Hills!! The Temperature is 79 and mostly sunny. A little on the hunid side but that is expected. Ya'll have fun in those cold temperatures. Where ya at Chuck? What is the Temp at Raeford today? LATERS, KRAAAAMER!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Very NICE!!!! Well Groomed and Painted The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Some People Just cannot take a Joke. He probably never served his country either therefore he does not understand what it takes to keep him FREE to say anything he chooses! I liked it. Find more stuff like that. Blue Skies! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

At what speed was that? What did you hit? A Truck? The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

I am with you Brother!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Hey Guy: I agree with some of the posts on here. The one I most agree with is that you are wasting waaaay to much energy on this. I mean reading e-mails and thinking of getting a spy program. I mean common now. If you cannot trust her to be out with other guys then the relationship was not meant to be. Like another reply stated she had a life before you. It might have been a good time in her life but should clearly be in the past. I mean I have hung out with some of the women I was intimate with. We knew that there was nothing in the present though. It was something that was good at the time we were together. Things change and people change therefore things cannot be the way they were. Your decision but it sounds as if you are spending way too much time and energy stressing over this. Life is too short. Take it from someone who has sat at the table with the GRIM REAPER more times than I care to count. Finally, Have you ever jumped at Skydive Opelika? I mean you live in Auburn? Small DZ but Loads of fun. Laters! Blue Skies, Kramer The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Dear Lisa: In my opinion anyone who knows about it is ultimately responsible. No we cannot technically stop people from buying things that they should not. We can let the DZO's know and post things on sites like this. I see on your profile that you have the ratings to know all the answers to this question. I personally have been hit by an idiot test jumping an Icarus who did not have the skills to jump one. It was Quincy 99'. We were the only two people in the sky and just before I flared this retard hooked into me. Luckily I did not get hurt and all my pals from Z-Hills were there. Just because you have the money to buy something does not mean that you should. I jumped a 200sqft canopy for over 200 jumps. I made some mistakes that if I had a smaller faster canopy would not have been surviveable. This is not only about the individual's safety but all the people in the sport. If that Yahoo gets into a situation under that canopy he will not only take himself out but most likely an innocent individual. It makes me sick when all people think about is money and themselves. You would do the sport a great deed by naming the individual before he kills the innocent. Better yet Murders the innocent; because that is what it is. I have seen many people pound the ground and it not a pretty site. Fortunately I have not been on the DZ when there was a fatality. I have even urt myself under a mal that I thought I could clear. When I realized I could not I was able to avoid the main landing area so as to only hurt myself. My question would be can someone with only 50 jumps be that alert under that kind of stress? I HIGHLY DOUBT IT!!!!!! Please inform the DZO's of wherever this individual might jump. Maybe we should set up a special form for DZO's & Instructors for this kind of information. Obviously credentials would have to be verified before authorization was given. Just a Thought. It might be a hard task but we have enough Death in the sport without ridiculous factors such as you talk about. I apologize for the length. I just let things flow as they will. Take care. Blue Skies and Safe Landing's!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Hey Dude: I have had asthma for sometime. I was on active duty military with it and all. I saw someone post about psychological effects. I truly believe that a majority of attacks are psychological. I never jump without my inhaler on me. If you get injured you might want to have it on you. The stress of an injury might cause you to have a bad attack. This would be especially true if you got hurt off the DZ and it took some time to find you. Always remember it is better to have it and not need it then need it and not have it. As long as you respect the illness it can be controlled. Just follow your Doctors advice and what your own body tells you. If it is not comfortable for you stop and re-evaluate. There are always other days. Blue Skies and Soft Landing!!!! Sincerely, Kramer The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Five months is nothing Big Guy. Just remember not to take it too fast too soon. Make sure you are back to health. I have seen others come back too soon only to get hurt worse and unable to return. I personally was out for two years before I made my jump back. I then waited another six months to truly come back to the sport. The gym and physical therapy is a wonderful thing. BLUE SKIES & SOFT LANDINGS!!! Take it easy. The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Hello All: I am not a regular on here but I wanted to post because I know that many of you here know Chuck. This past Friday was his last day in The United States Army! I was one of the fortunate few who was able to attend this very special event. I had one of the best times I have had in a long time. Chuck and I used to be roomies when I was stationed at Fort Bragg. He is one hell of a guy and if you are welcome within his circle he will definitely watch your back. He is also very forgiving when you do something totally retarded. Even though it was extremely cold we partied a good majority of the evening. Naturally!! We Drank like VIKINGS and danced the night away to a really cool Blues Band. I am truly honored that I was able to be a part of this very Special Day!! You are the Greatest Chuck!! I wish you all the best and we will definitely have to get together and party more often. Another special thing which I was a part of was the 100th Jump of SkyMonkeyOne's Woman Katie. I am so happy we were able to get her jump in before she had to leave. As many of you on here know she had to leave for Kuwait at 1:45P.M. EST. yesterday. Although I have not known her for very long it was hard for me to say goodbye. She will be gone for a year. I am sad for Chuck and the fact that I will not be able to get to know her better for at least a year. Another thing that bothers me is to see such a wonderful person have to goto a HOT ZONE. All of you who are not in the military should always remember that it takes all kinds of individuals to protect the Freedom of this Great Nation. I will Miss You Katie!!!! Anything you need Chuck just let me know. I will be there!! I also had the the great pleasure of meeting a really special and cool person. I hope to get to know the individual better. We shall see. There could not have been a more complete weekend. Like all great things though the weekend came to an end. I am now at the real job thing but I have a smile on my face for the memories I will cherish. I hope all of ya'll on here have a great week. Blue Skies and Safe Landings!! Remember " HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" Sincrely, Keith (Kramer) The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES