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So change your name or get a really cool nickname. The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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No Lisa they probably just know better than to call you at an obnoxious hour in the middle of the week. Of course I think I have gotten away with it. I cannot recall though. I am sure I was punished for it. The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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I thought you were lazy on a regular basis? Oh wait no you were really cold in N.C. Even all bundled up. Those dern ice extensions you call hands which I tried to warm up. I think the cold made you somewhat lazy though. The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Hey I know this is Fl but Damn girl we are not that Back-Woods. I know the Hill Has Both Go Fast and Red Bull. I don't know about sugar free b/c I do not care. I am blessed with an obnoxious metabolism. The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Hey Jan! Z-Hill joke everyone. That is not what you looked like on that high altitude load. You had me nervous and you should never make your JM nervous. Not a good thing. That whole sucking on the air hose thing just did not look good. Your lucky I did not have a camera. I am glad you had a good jump though. The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Have not tried in quite a bit but it used to be 2+. That was while swimming not just sitting still either. I am sure SkymokeyOne's number is pretty high. Also anyone who has gone through military scuba school. The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Picking up your deployed canopy
jmpnkramer replied to CrazyIvan's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I only Daisy Chain on the last jump of the weekend. I like to look at my Canopy after a weekend or week of jumping to make sure it is in good shape. Setting the brakes on landing is definitely a good idea but you should still periodically check them to make sure that they have not been twisted. It can take away from your flare. It is just a loop and pull through. once you get to the canopy use the slider to keep it all together. At least that is what I do. Blue Skies, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES -
Gia: I think it is something in the air. I know exaclty what you are talking about. I have been going through some sill stuff as well. Sometimes you just have to ride the storm. I did not know Holly but it is a very unfortunate thing. The lesson that should be learned is that you can die under any canopy, any wingloading. This past weekend I just let loose and enjoyed my jumping. It was a Great Release. I met a few new cool people and will be jumping with them in the near future. I like to travel anyway. Keep your chin up Girl. Things will turn around I know it. You just have to go through the down times in life during certain periods. Take Care!
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Hey Chuck she said she was only going to knock back a few. That does not sound like "VIKING" status to me. I destroyed a couple of people at the Hill this past week/weekend! Mo was there. It was a hoot. Of course none of them got up before 11 or so. I had already made like three jumps by then. Mo was looking really rough. When are they going to learn how to DRINK LIKE A VIKING!!!!!!! ? The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Hey Sean: Welcome to the forum. Glad to hear you like the sport so much. It is cool that you are trying to spark the interest of others. Just do not get discouraged. It is a hard sell. There are numerous videos out there and books which can help you to become a better flier. Just look in Parachutist or Skydiving. One thing is for certain working with a coach and if you can get to a wind tunnel are definitely the best. I am not sure that ya'll have access to a wind tunnell up that way though. Another good thing is to get video of yourself jumping so it can be debriefed. Well dude, enjoy the forum's and the sport. If you love it that much I suggest getting a lifetime membership. It pays for itself in the long run trust me. You just have to know that you will not quit the sport. Blue Skies & Soft Landings, Keith (KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!) The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Great job little woman. One of these days I will get to jump with ya. Just got to work on the scheduling. Yours is harder than mine b/c I just do things. You have a bit more planning involved. My life is slightly easier to take off when I want to. Take care little woman. Kraaaaaaaaaaaaaaamer!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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I second both of these quotes. Now if we can only get Katie Bear home early that would be perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect.
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Very Interesting. That is great I like it. The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Yeah probably Bronchitis. You need to see a doctor. I have Asthma and it has been giving me an unusual amount of trouble this year. I am normally not this bad. My lungs have been filling up though which in turn makes it harder to breathe and then it also makes me cough a bunch. Seriously let a doc check it out though and get a chest X-Ray. It might be a bit of a cost on the front end but well worth it. Trust me. Here at work we have two people almost die from pneumonia this year. All because they blew the symptoms off. Keep us informed.
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Just call the hotline to have that question answered. I forget the site to goto also. Just make sure you keep that cancelled check. I believe as long as the social is on the return it is O.K. I maybe a junior accountant but I have avoided the Tax class. I hear it is insane. Wish I could have helped more. here is the website: www.irs.gov The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Online Dating - desperately seeking answers!
jmpnkramer replied to JumpingKayAus's topic in The Bonfire
You know it could possibly be the allure of the internet. Not actually being in person when discussing certain subjects. Then when you actually meet in person that part of the attraction goes away. I would not let it get to you. I am sure it has nothing to do with you at all. Even though I do not know you. As far as how to not feel like that in the future? Well maybe try not getting too close. Do not talk about special things in your life. Other than that I am not positive. You must also remember that there are some strange people on the internet. Just because they are nice to you in a chat does not necessarily mean that they are normal. Just something to keep in mind although I am sure you are intelligent enough for all of this. -
That is just the point we are not in TX. This is Florida!! We do not follow rules down here. We find ways to break them w/o getting caught!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Hey Katie. Glad to hear your O.K. I Apologize for not sending anything. I am not a good Pal. I rpomise to throw you one HELL of A PARTY upon return though. Take Care. I am supposed to see the Monkey Man at the end of this month. HUGS, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!! P.S. Dig the Star on the wings. The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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That will work. I might even go up on your second Night Jump if you are game. As far as throwing out of the truck well I cannot promise that. You never mess with a Man's Rest area. Especially a tired drunk one. See you out there next weekend. I will be there most of the week for the 120-Way. Laters The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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I remember that you did not buy any beer. I know your Lazy Ass rode in a cart which was a short stroll. I know that you did not close the evevning down out there. Congrats on the night jump. The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Yeah I tried to call him last night. I will try again. I am coming to Houston for Memorial Day to see the Little one.
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Suuuuuuuuuuuure why not? Hey it is better than the A/P Woman here at my work. Her schedule is as follows: Comes in at 9:30 wich is at least 1/2hr late. Reads the paper till 10:30. Does something resembling work til 11:30 Lunch 11:30-1:00 sometimes 1:30 Does something resembling work again then there is some social wandering around the office. and people wonder why companies are getting more strict about things. Aside from her though I really like the company. Not many bene's but it is a relaxed atmosphere. I even get to cut out early sometimes to make the sunset load. I second the Ice Cream though. Sounds really good. It is people like you and I who make it possible for others to screw off. We get the work Done.
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you talk a good game there darlin but I don't think you are the attacking type. Even though you are an Aries.
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I have not had any issues, but Thank you for the info. I probably will not even notice the down time. Thank You much for all that you do. Sincerely, Kraaaaamer The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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I can tell you live a sheltered life. You probably need to get out more. Then again if you are from Oregon I can understand. There are nothing but psycho women up there in the Northwest. Been there done that. The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES