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Why do you need a Woodpecker? There are plenty of Pecker's down here! Carry Yo ASS BIATCH!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

PM Sent! What kind of shit is that?! Let everyone Know Damit! You are going to miss the Nig Noggery this weekend! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

It is not that far of a drive! Do you work on the weekends as well? Carry Your ASS MOFO! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Man I must be tired. I did not even think of that and I am usually just as bad. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Your Throbbing Head. You were not out at the DZ last night with all the party Monsters. It is really too bad you are not going to make it. I think your man would have a great time. Enjoy Though and get better. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

That must suck. When do you get out of the institution? . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Allright. A Couple of people have PM'd me about concerns over the silly stuff on the forum. I understand that is is hard to get a true read on someone from words on the computer. All of this is entertainement for me. I do not take it to heart! I want everyone to come to Z-Hills and have a Great Time. If around I would be glad to show you the amenities, the aerial, restaurants, introduce you to organizers, and anything else to make your visit more enjoyable. Those that know me personally know that they have a close place to stay. I live 4-Miles from the DZ. I pretty much open my home to anyone. If I truly did not like someone I would not mess with them. I would also not post on an open forum that I dislike someone. I am more personal than that. I will tell you to your face if possible. It is pretty hard to get me to dislike someone totally. Therefore let's all Have A Great New Year! For Those coming to Z-Hills look for me! If you cannot recognize me get some glasses! Wishing Everryone A Fantastic & Safe New Year!

If you are not here yet then get on the road or whatever you have to do. It is going to be the Best New Years Yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Many people are already here and more on the way. It is worth the drive. So Get Your ASS on the Road NOW! I hope the winds calm down a bit but even so the Good People and Good Times are what is all about. Even still there is a new BLDG with a game room inside. A Basketball court. Construction is ongoing. Seriously; Beg, Borrow, Aquire or anything else you have to do and get here at the Hills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No excuses! Even if you cannot jump it is going to be fun. So what are you waiting for? Get Here & Enjoy the NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude! We have Many organizers for all types of dives. Don't be intimidated by the DZ. Z-Hills is an all around fun place. There are a bunch of people here already and the fun has already started. Some of us had to get up at 5:30 A.M. this morning and it is going to be a rough day. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

I apologize for not starting this post off properly. The correct answer is: The kind you jump out of! One's that FLY! Getting at least 13,500' O.K. Now read the rest. Three or four otters. Not sure if the helicopter is coming out or not. High Altitude on Sat Morning Night Jumps Fri(most LIkely) & Sat (For Sure) Oh and Yes I organize these! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

I heard it was a go this weekend with Brian. Johnny did not care. Maybe you should get a hold of Brian and tell him to be prepared. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /. The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

And Mine isn't!? . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

I am a stick figure yet I put off more heat than anyone. Just ask Xena! She is always complaining about my body temp. Former relations have complained of the same thing. A proper functioning metabolism is the key! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

O.K. so wait! If ya'll go out anywhere it is going to cost a boatload of money and you still have to buy drinks not to mention it will most likely be boring. This year looks like there might be close to 1,000 people at the Hills. The Fireworks will be done to music. Live Band. Several little parties amongst the peoples The DZ has everything one would need. Best of all, It is safer than being out. Maybe you should just stop jumping and stick to wuffo's! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Better than being a FAT BASTARD who talks about exercise. 12oz Curls and stabbing yourself is not exercise there bud! Neither is that deep breathing exercise you do. Just don't Sneeze! Oh and I almost forgot; giving everyone free beer just be be friends with you! Well there ya go! I do nothing to impress anybody. I am just an original and genuine person. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

It is not my fault you are blind. People who do not even know me when I go places. Open your eyes girl! It is you who avoided me. Either the hair or Xena scared you off! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

STILL GOTTA WORK THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ., The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

That is just weak! You should rest and get here on Friday night. I guess you are getting to old to hang with the young kids! That must blow! I believe the real truth is that you would have to rough it for a few days. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

The People's are starting to roll in. I had three there last night. Mouth & Guido and a dude with w broke machine. Hope he is able to get the tonka fixed before leaving. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Everyone know yours is the trailer with the free beer for all. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

You're such a fool Midget Man. Did that really happen or are you thread killing? Don't forget to call. I have a stressing Amazon around me! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

I believe this one is more realistic. In the thread that got locked the pic was obviously altered because as those of us who jump rounds know; There is no way to hook an MC1-1 .As the picture implies. This picture shows a more realistic straight down approach! , The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

I very rarely drink soda. Don't like carbonated drinkies! No Tips! Fuck That! I thought everything was a community jar these days. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Never had a problem with it b/c I used to have to go to the O.B. and sit in the waiting room while Mother got examined. I also have a close friend who is an O.B. I talk about female stuff on a daily basis. Like that is a suprise! Who is spooked by it? . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

There is only one person I truly dislike! And no it is not you Silly Girl! 3 Those close to me know who it is. Not A Skydiver. Well Maybe two. From experience though bad things happen to those who do ill will to others in time. I am not talking about the goofy shit on here either. I am talking about things that ruin careers, or cause other actual life hardships. NOW GO GET ME SOME WATER WINCH! Otherwise No TIP for YOU! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES