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    Yes she should. At least be charged with Child endangerment or neglect or something. I saw that on the TV the other night. Ah but alas we all know that it will go away quickly and painlessly for her b/c she is a star to some people. They need to come out with a drug or something that renders people infertile until they are responsible and have certain classes before being able to have children. Of course A: That would be a little communistic and B: would probably increase the STD rate . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Vinny Just called to let me know. I cannot believe it! I will miss joking around with him! He was a GREAT GUY! He will be greatly missed around the hills. . Just one more reason to enjoy everyday you are here and make the most of it. Blue Skies John! Keith (KRAMER!) . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Dude, Take A DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BREATH and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELAX! It is no big deal. The only time it might matter is if they were desecrated in some manner as in a protest. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Same shit down here in Florida. Nice during the week and then it turns to shit on the weekend. Definitely an unusual year. Of course I can survive as long as the weather is warm. The woman broke her fibula jumping in some of those iffy wind conditions. not I though. I never need to jump that badly. Of course I was not there to curb her decision. There are jumpable moments on the weekend but for the most part it has been non-jumpable for the last month or so. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    That Fat Bastard does not know anything about landscaping! Why do you think his belly is so big? He has been talking of this gym thing. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Just going to state the obvious. This should be moved to Bonfire because it is not event related at all. I Hope you enjoy your trip to Florida. You might also want to look into some tunnel time as well. If you can afford it. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    By that Rationale all boogies that occur more than once makes it just another weekend! Anyone who has been in the sport a year knows about all the boogies. No need to post about any of them. I mean it is an events thread. That is an event at The Farm. I do believe that there are some months when it is not all you can jump. It is all a discretion/Interpretation thing. There is a ton of advertising in there. I also see many banners on this website from "The Farm" so I am sure Hans more than pays his share of bandwidth since that is what everyone seems to be concerned with. Think about it! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    You have to make some skydives there LM! Then you would be in the know about April! Nobody Tell LM about April! Laters, . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    That is a tall order these days my friend. They either Smoke, Have Kids, or some combination thereof. Let us know the details. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    I was going to joke about how this was advvertising since another poster who advertises boogies that are considered advertising. I guess it just depends on who you know and all. Hope ya'll find a tow for the trailer there Tami. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Those who know me well say that I have outlived more than 9. I guess it will be interesting. My luck I will die a slow horrible death. Only time will tell. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Lee did you say you wish you could exercise? . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Hey you did not introduce yourself at Z-Hills. I was hanging with the Raefordites. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Not if you are on here! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    You get 30-Day Holidays BIOTCH! The real question is what the hell are you doing with all that money? . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    You work way too much in general! Ridiculous. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Something to kill the time! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Too easy and too many to mention. I am a Pro. Just ask the women on here!
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    You pee your pants on the ground girl! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    All this talk of the Supposed Aircraft! There will probably only be one plane and a 3+ Hour Wait to get on it! The Pac is nice though. Just not for Fatties Like Lee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Pretty Sad you own a camper yet have issues parking it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wish I could make it. The Gov't is screwing me over. Imagine that. Actually it is the Guard. I never had any real issues with active duty. Hopefully I can get back to full time soon. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    So you are saying that you would have sex with a man? What is wrong with Leslie? She is very well proportioned. IMO. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    You don't Landscape ya Fat Bastard. All you do is sit around and post on DZ.Com! I say Free for Military! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Yeah the Pact is "You Just had to be there!" . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    It would be better if you became a pack Bitch! It would be more useful! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES