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I just got off the phone with SkinnyShrek (A.K.A. Fat Bastard) He says he is going to the gym now on a regular basis. That could mean he will live up to his screen name literally. We shall see how long that shit lasts though. This weekend is going to be a blast at The Farm!!!!!! Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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I'd sure like to see ya'll make fun of my bud B-Raff. He wears one all the time. As a matter of fact many men down here have them. JT - They are small and probably would not suit your needs for the uniform. It does not hold a whole bunch of stuff. Anyway, the hell with the rules just buy a pack that will suffice. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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I called your phone fool. Listen to the message. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Any Atlanta area DZs going to be open over Christmas?
jmpnkramer replied to labrys's topic in Events & Places to Jump
NO Just keep heading south to FLorida. There will be a bunch going on at Z-Hills! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES -
Not this time. It was sponsered by Dejavu. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Damn you remember all the B.S. that went on Fri except for the day? You Goober. Remember we went out to eat on Sat and you were stressing about getting back for The Drunken DodgeBall? If Mouth did not pack so slow, then forget her Shades in the toilet we probably would have made it back. Blame her!
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Well I am not positive because they never did say on the news but the camera guy kept on zooming in on the construction cones inside the MH. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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NO Fool that was Fri Night. Sat I was resting. You never did order in German Goof! At least I was not trying to get in toys made for adults! and taking tequilla from fello0w passed out jumpers! Oh & Yes, I do hear Ya'll. Loud & Clear Tone it down some would you?
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I thought you were in that lovely place out there in Alabama. Are you sure you did not run away and drink a bottle of tequilla? . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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I hear all this talk about DodgeBall. Where the hell were ya'll at last Sat Night? It was Drunken DodgeBall at Z-Hills! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Something about it being in a public place. I mean the RV was black with blackened windows. They must get cookie points for busting things like that. Maybe when they start losing money from big corporate types they will lighten up. Who cares as long as it is not visible to the public? . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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That one has already been done in the Tampa Area. Of course I did not see an issue with but the authorities did. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Yeah, those kind of stories. Of course there is a little more embelishment upon them. K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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BORING BLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is only Drama if you choose to jump in it. Hell, I don't have drama but for some reason people love to talk shit about me. The stories are pretty interesting though. I wish I were there when certain things were happening in my life that I did not know about. I really like the one's about my past who most were not there for and my jumping and canopy skills from those who have not jumped with me. Those are the best. I let them rant though. Those that know me know the truth. If it makes them feel better then so be it. As long as you know it is kindergarten and not true is all that matters. I will try to spice things up for everyone tonight. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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They still have to go through a class before jumping. There are certain things they must know before jumping. That could technically make them a student. Not to mention we are not for certain whihc on'e shall return for more jumps. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Yeah! Quit with your Drunken WINE DRAMA! Trying to catch up to your man? Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Well I had 14 Free at the Black & Gold. Three the first weekend of the month 9 over Thanksgiving but I was not jumping that hard. I also did about 30-Min in the Tunnel w/ Sally Hathaway. Living in FLorida can be rough though! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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You know what they say about Excuses Billy! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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if they are the toughest team in the S.E.C. then why are they not in the title game? . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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O.K. Then Florida or Puerto Rico! True, sometimes though the conditions should be looked at by the experienced as well. They do not always do that. Why don't you read the S.I.M. or take some pack classes. Pack for money when you cannot jump. Something like that. I know a person used to be able to take the written test before they had the jumps. You could be studying and have that out of the way. Find out what you can knock out. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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JmpnKramer(I LIVE HERE) I also hear that Mouth SM1, KatieBear, & THE MONKEY MANSION! I am sure a few other Raefordites will show. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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Only you can make them miserable. You should always be thankful for what you get. Quit yer whining!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or Move down South! I made 26 I believe if my memory serves me correctly. As I am not into logging them. I know I had two reserve rides! Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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You did not fail Big Guy. The students failed themselves. You can preach all you want to them but until they figure it out for themselves it will not be understood. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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"God bless a cow" - have you heard this phrase before?
jmpnkramer replied to TheAnvil's topic in The Bonfire
You are such a goofy shit. It is your saying! Just like CATO. Now drink some more tequilla and quit helping me drink it! K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES -
I would rather have the team going to the S.E.C. Title. I was suprised at the score though. Of course there were plenty of excuses on the Nole side. It is sweet that we have won two yrs in a row though. K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES