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    Why do so many just vote and not reply? Are ya scared? Scared of Clay? Scared of "LISAMARIE"? The proper name not just Lisa everyone! Or are ya just plain Lazy? Start replying Ya'll! Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Watch it girlie. I am the guy that gets the young'n's all riled up then returns them to the rightful parents to deal with. You know you Love this post. Just Admit it. Make sure you print it for Clay. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    CLAY! Who did you think I was referring to? I did not get to read how bad it got. I do know that the word "TRAILER" is bad. I cannot say anything as I have not met the man. At least not that I can re-call. [RED]PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THIS IS ALL IN GOOD FUN![/RED] DAMIT!!!!] Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    WHAT! I was in Artillery for 10 Yrs. WHAT?
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    Just Like A DAM WOMAN! Picky about everything! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    LOL Are we getting tired and grumpy? It must be time for your blankie and binky! Oh and is the proper name "LisaMarie?" . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    NOt according to you. Although I am not sure how you would know that. Yes I do hear it is good for styling hair! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    I could still jerk off and make it messy! The Power of SEMEN! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    You mean the Sex House? . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    You tell Her Lee. The DZ is not place for kids and shy girlies. Leave them at home DAMIT! Especially out of control one's! You should have heard them at the B & G Meet. It was hilarious! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    O.K. I will try to bring some party favors then! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Kelly is alright. I just have fun twisting her panties. It is so easy to get her all riled up! You did not like the image of Lee Passing A Trailer? . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    I know Lee is big but he can pass a trailer. That has go to be a record! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Nice Try! You know deep down you LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Why are we not supposed to talk about trailers? I mean I hope I have a spot in yours there Lee. I am missing why we should not mention the word Trailer! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    When the two of you lose like 40LBs Maybe ya'll should go onto that show "The Biggest LOSER!" . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Actually I had determined it to be a dud before I ever got there. I almost did not show. But I am glad I did b/c I would not have met your sorry ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [lauch] Nice One Lisa. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Yeah you cannot turn them down. but when they turn you down is is Dam embarrassing! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    They are supposed to get pleased. I thought they were only there for servicing me? At least I can find my penis you Fat Bastard! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Actually I bought one of those human like ones with real hair and all. You know the one's you see on "real sex" HBO Bitch is heave but at least it helps when I am with a fatty! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Wait till tomorrow! You need to back me up tomorrow Lisa! You Can? . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Hmmm. All animals came from the water. It is nothing. I have to do it at least once a year and drown proofing. and a swim test. 50 meters with gear on. Military gear that is. Skydiving water training is basically a sign off thing. Oh and hey Lee I guess you are trying to get thinner so you can make it out of the water next time. Carry your ASS DON! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    I thought it was funny. I feel for you on the pet. You should still come out and jump to help divert the sadness. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    How is water training so bad? Most are done in a pool in the shallow end. Have you ever witnessed it? Nothing in life is scary as long as you learn to relax under pressure. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    I thought it was you with that skip maneuver! At least I did not take a full bath! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES