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  1. jmpnkramer
    You were not the picture of innocence! You're just jealous b/c you did not have a ticket to get in. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Hey I apologized and made a donation to the fund. I was out of my Skull. Or could you not tell? . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Why Whatever do you mean? How long were you there? What time did you get there? Yeah! What She Said! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Yes I was with hair in effect. Where were you? Someone took my glasses so I could not see very well. I swear it had nothing to do with the alcohol! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    For What?
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    One of the draw backs to the military. It tends to screw up your grammer, spelling and overall intelligence. I had a discussion with a Good CPT friend of mine about that very subject. Transitioning back into the real world takes mucho training. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    This would have to be moved to S.C. if I started on it. I will explain to your hefty ASS this weekend. Possibly tonight. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    You act like that is a bad thing! I am always around these days. That is at least until I can get back on status with the military. Damn Rounds! I have to get cleared for my Fermur. I will PM you my Number. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Well. It's unhealthy to be fat! It ruins your body then I end up having my tax dollars spent on your poor ASS! Of course it is about me and me! It's Always about ME DAMIT! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    I was helping out the less educated. Bing in the military I have learned to teach and speak to the lowest denomenator! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    well Billy, I already knew you were fucked up! Yeah that's it. You have seen me on DZ's. Vanity or fashion is my last concern! The Military says I am not "Fookin' Deaf!" . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Who said I follow the rules? You have to catch me to invoke punishment. Even then it is skeptical as I am pretty squirmy. Ya'll are just to blame and have to bear the responsibility. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Everyone is responsible for my behavior because it is never my fault. I blame all of ya'll! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    I was thinking: Is it not the Woman's responsibility to keep her Man in line? Make sure he does not get too drunk, stupid, or anything else? I mean is that not part of the nurturing aspect of a Woman's Chemical Make-Up? I say we Blame "LISA-MARIE!" . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Just get a Dodge Truck! I swear by Dodge Trucks. I have owned Dodge trucks for 12 of the last 14 yrs. I had to settle for two yrs b/c of a wreck, but the truck saved my life. The Doctors were amazed. If you ever make it to Z-Hills girlie I will show you the Pics. It is incredible what I survived. Of course everything I have survived is pretty incredible but nonetheless. The hell with gas mileage. Those vehicles also have smaller tanks so you end up filling up just as much. It is silly. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Speaking of Fatties! You know if you spent more time out there cutting lawn, "Lanscaping", lawncare, or whatever terminology you prefer then most likely that 30 LBS would come off. Now get out there and work BOY! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Naaa. Gotta be original! I have a thought that I am sure will get certain people out of the woodwork. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    I am highly disappointed in this thread. I will have to come up with another subject next week that will surely go on fire! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    I'll make it Sticky or Stinky! One of those I can surely accomplish! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    "SEX HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Get it right! Added: It will be nice and sticky for you to clean! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    You better stay at home then! I might encourage something like that. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    could not have anything to do with that fucked up accent! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    Damn! for a Woman who talks all that smack you sure are scared of everything! Water, Horses, and who knows what else! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    I think they like the second half of it. You know most on here post before thinking. They probably just randomly vote without thinking as well. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES
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    A re-instate the thread. I called you to inform you of the post fool! You are lame sometimes. Start something loud and obnoxious. You are losing your touch. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES