Spizzzarko

"You can always tell when the Brits are showing up as their lack of dental care usually attracts the largest flies."

Here's what i think about the TSA. I wrote this in another thread about people getting their stuff damaged by the TSA. "Those of you who say forget about it, SHAME on you!!! If you just let things slide, then you are letting the TSA get away with doing SHITY jobs. We should NOT tollerate this behavior from the TSA. Their job is to inspect for contraband, and not to destroy our belongings. If they get away with it day in and day out then they will get progressivley worse. It may be some glassware that a Hispanic person made for $.38 and sold for $10 now, but tomorrow it's some ones laptop, and the next day it's them cutting your reserve ripcord with bolt cutters or cutting into a box that you have a brand new canopy wrapped in plastic, with a box knife, or dropping your altimeter on the ground or countless other things. Fuck the TSA, and how they operate. Do you think we are really that much safer in the air now, with them hiring people for minimal wage to do a shitty job. Do you think half of the TSA workers know what the fuck they are looking at or even looking for? What difference does it make if I have a laptop in my carryon luggage? Why do I need to pull it out and have them x-ray it seperatly, and the shoe thing. I'm getting sick and tired of having to strip down naked when I walk through the metal detector. The TSA is a billion dollar a year abortion, that was concieved as a knee jerk reaction from 9/11/01, and was givin NO propper prior planning WHATSOEVER. The terrorists won on 9/11 because the flight deck (COCK pit) doors were not bolted, and there were no Air Marshals to speak of at the time. Do you honestly think that people can succeed in doing what the terrorist did on that fatefull day in this day and age? No they cannot, and it's not because I had to take my cufflinks, belt, shoes and jacket off. There has to be other methods for detection of weapons and hazardous materials in peoples luggage with out the TSA opening my golf club case and DESTROYING the case latches while closing it, only to leave a little flyer telling me that they inspected my bag. Fuck them! They need to be accountable for all the damage they inflict on our belongings. If not then what is next? AMERICANS!!!, (and canadians travelling through the US) Stand up for your rights, and don't let the TSA walk all over you. File your claims! It's up to us to not let them settle into mediocrity by destroying our baggage or belongings. I hope you are not to LAZY, yes I called you LAZY, to file a claim and follow up on it. Are you affraid of them telling you no? How will you know if you don't file the claim and then appeal their first decision. You don't just take the first offer that the used car salesman gives you when he is selling you that car, do you? STAND UP for your rights America. This is your country, and without your involvement, then it will fail. This just isn't about broken Mexican glassware, but it's about fight for our Freedoms. I bet our founding FATHERS are rolling over in their graves. Spizzzarko Rules the World!!! "

im workin on some girls Keep workin brotha... hahahahahaaaaaaa just kidding

What's that got to do with swooping? I have two HUGE nuts, but I have overcome my adversity, just like the drummer from def leopard. I'm telling you, it's hard to swoop with a giant wang.

WTF are you two talking about??? What about Lance armstrong? I was quoting a song lyric. Shimell must be the only one to have gotten it. YOu guy's need to get out more. There's more to life than skydiving and swooping. Jeeeshhhh.... Not everything is an argument here people.

Who's to say that picture isn't classified? Now that you have seen it, we have to kill you... The leak (Miami) has been eradicated, and a puppet personality has been set up to cover up the conspiracy. Any thing posted from Miami is not from him. Beware, as the government is out to get you. Just look take the TSA for an example.

Just keep telling yourself "The drummer from Def Leopard has only got one arm."

Also, does that make you bi? No there is flesh seperating the two wangs. If the two wangs were toucjing each other outside of the hole or holes of a female subject, that leads to gayness. These things ARE NOT light sabers people.

Is that Bongo 69?

Strange... I just happened to see a plane at Peterson AFB that looked EXACTLY like that, but the minny verticle stabs were a lot cleaner then. You guy's need to wash your airplanes.

"The drummer from Def Leopard has only got one arm."

On the face? That's just gross...

I did.

That was the best music video by a screaming hair ball that i have ever seen. What the hell is Bukakke?

What if you got stung in the pee hole! Then you wouldn't need any one to help you out! hahaha

I did it like that...

You can whip them with that little lanyard that has the button on it.

The Airline employees don't get paid enough to do what they do in this day and age, so I NEVER fuck with them, but TSA is fair game as far as I'm concerned.

I'm glad some one caught that one.

NO SHIT!!! I flew from CO Springs to San Diego with my rig as carry on. In C Springs, they called a bunch of people over to the X-ray machine to look at my rig. In Sandiego they swiped it for the explosive stuff. When I got home I thought about that little hook knife that was on my rig. It was on there the entire trip. Yup, the TSA is really effective, and they really know what they are looking at. The shoe bomber dude... i guess I understand x-raying the shoes, but look at the picture of that guy. I mean come on, the TSA should have arrested him for just looking stupid.

You girls should have the Germaphobia thing worse than guys do. Doesn't it just gross you out when the 2,000 year old woman in front of you takes her shoes off and walks through the metal detector with her 2,000 year old feet with fungus's and warts and stuff! That just grinds my gears.

I hate travelling commercial now. It's fucking degrading going through security now a days, and have those people look at all my sex toys that I put in my checked baggage, and the thought of them trying them out without my knowledge (Because you know that's what they are doing), that just gives me the willies. Seriously, Fuck the TSA!

"The Rack(tm)v.2.0, It's good for what ails you!!!"

Those of you who say forget about it, SHAME on you!!! If you just let things slide, then you are letting the TSA get away with doing SHITY jobs. We should NOT tollerate this behavior from the TSA. Their job is to inspect for contraband, and not to destroy our belongings. If they get away with it day in and day out then they will get progressivley worse. It may be some glassware that a Hispanic person made for $.38 and sold for $10 now, but tomorrow it's some ones laptop, and the next day it's them cutting your reserve ripcord with bolt cutters or cutting into a box that you have a brand new canopy wrapped in plastic, with a box knife, or dropping your altimeter on the ground or countless other things. Fuck the TSA, and how they operate. Do you think we are really that much safer in the air now, with them hiring people for minimal wage to do a shitty job. Do you think half of the TSA workers know what the fuck they are looking at or even looking for? What difference does it make if I have a laptop in my carryon luggage? Why do I need to pull it out and have them x-ray it seperatly, and the shoe thing. I'm getting sick and tired of having to strip down naked when I walk through the metal detector. The TSA is a billion dollar a year abortion, that was concieved as a knee jerk reaction from 9/11/01, and was givin NO propper prior planning WHATSOEVER. The terrorists won on 9/11 because the flight deck (COCK pit) doors were not bolted, and there were no Air Marshals to speak of at the time. Do you honestly think that people can succeed in doing what the terrorist did on that fatefull day in this day and age? No they cannot, and it's not because I had to take my cufflinks, belt, shoes and jacket off. There has to be other methods for detection of weapons and hazardous materials in peoples luggage with out the TSA opening my golf club case and DESTROYING the case latches while closing it, only to leave a little flyer telling me that they inspected my bag. Fuck them! They need to be accountable for all the damage they inflict on our belongings. If not then what is next? AMERICANS!!!, (and canadians travelling through the US) Stand up for your rights, and don't let the TSA walk all over you. File your claims! It's up to us to not let them settle into mediocrity by destroying our baggage or belongings. I hope you are not to LAZY, yes I called you LAZY, to file a claim and follow up on it. Are you affraid of them telling you no? How will you know if you don't file the claim and then appeal their first decision. You don't just take the first offer that the used car salesman gives you when he is selling you that car, do you? STAND UP for your rights America. This is your country, and without your involvement, then it will fail. This just isn't about broken Mexican glassware, but it's about fight for our Freedoms. I bet our founding FATHERS are rolling over in their graves.

Pro Radio Mix Show DJ What are your job duties for that one, and how do your bosses evaluate you? "Son If I don't see any ass shaken in the next 5 minutes your FIRED!!!"