Spizzzarko

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  1. She likes the facial hair. She calls it the "Flavor Saver".
  2. Everybody look!!! It's Tucan Sam on stilts!
  3. If I stand here fondeling my boob with a parachute on, I wonder if guy's will notice me?
  4. You too St Mary's school for wayward orphuns.
  5. hahahaaaa Rebecca didn't get her star on the Hollywood walk of fame yet but she knows it is coming, and she has requested that we all address her as Star Rebecca.
  6. Little do the people who are looking at Clay's avatar know that he has his hand up her skirt, and that is why she is smiling.
  7. SpongeBob was soooo 2004... Live in the NOW man.
  8. "And like Oh My GOD!!! This big tiger at the zoo made this with his paws, and it was SOOOOOO scary, I mean I almost dropped my drink, like do you know what I mean?" In a stupid blonde voice
  9. What? What? Yeeeaaaaaa!!! OK This is in response to Billy Vances Avatar.
  10. Dude, If you are rolling the tail hold that roll with one hand as you are setting the canopy down until you lay down on the heart shape of the pack job to get the air out. Once you have your body pressure on it then you can release the roll with your hand. Once you are at this point tuck the sides of the pack job under it'sself so that the cocoon is now one inch wider than the bag on each side as you are continuing to lay on it. Now with your knees on the data panel of the canopy, and you standing on your knees, pull the packjob up into your chest. YOu can still be squeezing air out of the pack job with a good hug. Love the canopy. Once you have most of the air out and with your knees still on the datapanel of the canopy, roll the top of the packjob down to the top of your knees. Once you get to this point move your knees of the datapanel and just lay the roll part of the pack job back onto the datapanel. It should look all rolled up with one half of an s fold on the bottom. While maintaining pressure on the top of the pack job with your hands, and the left side of the pack job with your left knee, slide the right side of the pack job into the right side of the bag. Now pull the lef side of the bag around the left side of the canopy, and viola you are bagged. If this advise doesn't help you out I highly suggest that you start drinking heavily.
  11. Tell your friend to buck up, go to the gym, and to quit crying like a child. The VX is a good canopy.
  12. The sequel to Alfred Hitchcocks movie The Birds has begun filming in the skies over London's Heathrow Airport. The new movie is called "The Birds II Man was NOT meant to fly".
  13. Ahh yes... More evidence to support my theory that all free flyers are hippy pot smoking freaks.