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  1. sebazz is busy too busy for dot commers he doesn't love us A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAA OMG it sucks to be you!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good luck with that one! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  3. Subject: Man & Woman A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...." MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them. A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  4. that means mine is in !!!!!!! goody goody goody!!!!!
  5. Leaving this on my desk in an hour! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  6. for all of you that download music, there is an incredidably funny folk singer named Tom T. Hall he sings a song called "I like beer" download it, it's pretty funny
  7. after you really get the jumping bug, so long as you are sorta breathing...your good to jump!!!!!
  8. BARMEN....lets drink!!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  9. CHEERS!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA I'll drink to that my good man!!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  10. nahhhh, whaddya need an ass for anyway? jump!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  11. Quade you took the words right outta my mouth!!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  12. A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  13. You go ahead...I'll wait for it! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  14. That blows man...sorry to hear it!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  15. paybacks a bitch!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  16. still don't have it, and I think I might be in it!!!!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  17. slim

    I hate Zales...

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  18. Welcome, careful we have been known to bite from time to time. (usually only when asked) A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  19. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry your life sucks maybe you should go juming...ohhh...errrr...nevermind! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  20. slim

    I hate Zales...

    I think they charge you $430 just to look at a diamond. psssst.... CZ.... she'll never know its not real!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  21. from all of us in Warm sunny Southern Cali no winds, 82 degrees, not a cloud to be found!!!!! [bratty kids voice] NA NA NA NA NAA NA!!!![/bratty kids voice] A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  22. Hell, they gotta fix it any way, Jump like a fool!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  23. slim

    Perris Cam.....

    HAHAHAHAHAHA love it, noI have to wait because she is the only person worth my time! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  24. Busted! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'